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Rate my master bedroom (married multimillionaire with 4 kids)

https://imgur.com/a/2SY6E0t
disco fries
  03/09/25
that's fucking appalling bro
"""'"'"""''
  03/09/25
whites are civilized
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/09/25
...
""'"''""""
  03/09/25
wtf bro, is that even a king sized bed?
hank_scorpio
  03/09/25
Yeah it’s a king sized mattress. The room is like 34&r...
disco fries
  03/09/25
your wife should be ashamed in any event
hank_scorpio
  03/09/25
Wait, there are other posters who aren’t CPAPmos?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/09/25
15 mins of tidying would do wonders. Then buy a bed and ...
WikiFeet General Counsel
  03/09/25
I don’t want a bed, or curtains, or to have sex with m...
disco fries
  03/09/25
then paint your fucking walls
"""'"'"""''
  03/09/25
...
WikiFeet General Counsel
  03/09/25
Serious question, what’s wrong with white walls? Seems...
Fyre festival founder
  03/09/25
Very clinical. Not homey. Like an office or apartment.
WikiFeet General Counsel
  03/09/25
Buy a bed at least and some artwork above it on the wall. Ot...
Fyre festival founder
  03/09/25
tyty—here is my home office in the corner: https://im...
disco fries
  03/09/25
You’re crushing it
Fyre festival founder
  03/09/25
That’s a huge room. Could be beautiful if you painted ...
WikiFeet General Counsel
  03/09/25
The top of that chair looks greasy
cannon
  03/09/25
Burst out laughing at the men’s one a day multivitamin...
internet g0y
  03/09/25
That’s magnesium citrate
disco fries
  03/09/25
Are you getting a colonoscopy
internet g0y
  03/09/25
Well…at least it’s spacious.
unchaste liberal wife
  03/09/25
Are you a crackhead
Just your average poaster
  03/09/25
just your average poaster
disco fries
  03/09/25
...
disco fries
  03/09/25
there is no way this is real
peeface
  03/09/25
mine is very similar. i too am a multi-millionaire if you in...
""'"''""""
  03/09/25
what adult professional woman after years of marriage would ...
peeface
  03/09/25
Did you do a decent job of assembling that mail-order kids b...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/09/25
Yes, I assembled my kids’ bikes. They ride them everyd...
disco fries
  03/09/25
180, set up your will so disco jr inherits your xo account
tsar booba
  03/09/25
that can't be real this isn't real 🙁
animeboi
  03/09/25
Oh it’s real alright.
disco fries
  03/09/25
im glad i killed myself
metaphysical certitude
  03/09/25
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_pr...
gedood persoon
  03/09/25
If your house was half the square footage, the money you sav...
you\'re the puppet
  03/09/25
do better, brother
DewarsDude
  03/09/25
This is only slightly nicer than my alcoholic 30 year old ch...
shitlib shibboleth
  03/09/25
there is no way your wife sleeps in that room
rick'claim panama
  03/09/25
We are not sexual people, brother. It’s just a room. T...
disco fries
  03/09/25
I like the blue nightstands. Those show some personality. ...
WikiFeet General Counsel
  03/09/25
I was using that to keep salt water in when I was fasting. A...
disco fries
  03/09/25
Ah, ok. All you really need to do here is to spend 15 mins s...
WikiFeet General Counsel
  03/09/25
No one itt shitting on the non-representational art over the...
subcontinental computer genius
  03/09/25
Looks like epstein’s suicide cell
Faggottini
  03/09/25


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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

https://imgur.com/a/2SY6E0t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731275)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

that's fucking appalling bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731277)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

whites are civilized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731279)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: ""'"''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731627)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

wtf bro, is that even a king sized bed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731294)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Yeah it’s a king sized mattress. The room is like 34’x26’

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731297)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

your wife should be ashamed in any event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731299)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Wait, there are other posters who aren’t CPAPmos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731307)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: WikiFeet General Counsel

15 mins of tidying would do wonders.

Then buy a bed and paint your walls and get some curtains. Take a date night and pick the shit out. Then have sex (with each other).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731322)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I don’t want a bed, or curtains, or to have sex with my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731333)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

then paint your fucking walls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731366)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: WikiFeet General Counsel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731374)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Serious question, what’s wrong with white walls? Seems very standard to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731383)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: WikiFeet General Counsel

Very clinical. Not homey. Like an office or apartment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731385)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Buy a bed at least and some artwork above it on the wall. Other than that, gorgeous space brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731348)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

tyty—here is my home office in the corner:

https://imgur.com/a/7sGOSX2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731361)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

You’re crushing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731369)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: WikiFeet General Counsel

That’s a huge room. Could be beautiful if you painted and decorated. This would have a positive effect on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731372)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: cannon

The top of that chair looks greasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731772)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: internet g0y

Burst out laughing at the men’s one a day multivitamin on the desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731937)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

That’s magnesium citrate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731944)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: internet g0y

Are you getting a colonoscopy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48732031)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: unchaste liberal wife (Dork Enlightenment)

Well…at least it’s spacious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731351)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

Are you a crackhead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731470)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

just your average poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731475)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731607)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: peeface

there is no way this is real



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731614)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: ""'"''""""

mine is very similar. i too am a multi-millionaire if you include home equity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731630)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: peeface

what adult professional woman after years of marriage would still be willing to sleep on a mattress laying on the floor, no furniture or decoration, etc?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731639)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Did you do a decent job of assembling that mail-order kids bike or is the front wheel going to fall off, or the bars come detached, and your kid’s going to have chipped front teeth that cost $6,000 to fix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731629)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Yes, I assembled my kids’ bikes. They ride them everyday. Apparently my son got in trouble 2 streets over because he called a 5-year old a baby. Defending himself, the 5-year old said “I’m not a baby, I’m infinity.”

My son’s retort was reportedly, “living to infinity just means you get to watch everyone you love die.”

He’s not allowed over on that street anymore and those parents think we are weird and dark humored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731738)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: tsar booba

180, set up your will so disco jr inherits your xo account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731770)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

that can't be real this isn't real 🙁

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731635)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Oh it’s real alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731731)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: metaphysical certitude

im glad i killed myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731737)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: gedood persoon

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e962b90-031d-419b-8cb2-8b7479d968b7_680x320.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731741)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet

If your house was half the square footage, the money you saved on mortgage, taxes, heating, cooling, and maintenance could have paid for cleaners. And babysitters too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731744)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: DewarsDude

do better, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731747)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: shitlib shibboleth

This is only slightly nicer than my alcoholic 30 year old childless brother in law’s place.

The most damning thing is the lack of girl mess or the influence of any hot girl on the design. I lament how expensive all my furniture and art and decor was but at least it was picked by a hot girl with decent taste, who I get to regularly fuck. This is so bleak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731762)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: rick'claim panama (1)

there is no way your wife sleeps in that room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731850)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

We are not sexual people, brother. It’s just a room. There’s a carpet, a bed, some lamps. Pretty much whatever you’d need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731871)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: WikiFeet General Counsel

I like the blue nightstands. Those show some personality.

What goes in (came out of?) the big mason jar? I have one of those that I use to transfer things out of my fermentation crock (pickles, kim chi, or sauerkraut).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731994)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I was using that to keep salt water in when I was fasting. Although, I’m not so sure how much salt water helps. I think I was taking too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48731997)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: WikiFeet General Counsel

Ah, ok. All you really need to do here is to spend 15 mins straightening up. Would have side benefit of getting you some exercise mins. Throw the laundry in the basket; make the bed; break down the Guardian bike boxes. Room would instantly look 10x better. I’m envious of how big it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48732010)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: subcontinental computer genius

No one itt shitting on the non-representational art over the desk? Low rent rothko copycat, and rothko was shit as well



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48732027)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Faggottini

Looks like epstein’s suicide cell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691494&forum_id=2:#48732038)