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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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vigorous tantric toilet seat
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
nubile center
  08/28/25
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vigorous tantric toilet seat
  08/28/25
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Ruby offensive dingle berry kitty
  08/28/25
that's it?
histrionic spruce sanctuary useless brakes
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
vigorous tantric toilet seat
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Honey-headed unhinged ape messiness
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
histrionic spruce sanctuary useless brakes
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Crimson abode
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Crimson abode
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Crimson abode
  09/12/25
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Crimson abode
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Bespoke karate
  08/28/25
Happy?
Costumed Orchestra Pit
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Bespoke karate
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Ruby offensive dingle berry kitty
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Ruby offensive dingle berry kitty
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Comical pink business firm
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
adventurous gold brunch
  08/28/25
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balding fanboi lay
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
puce theater stage
  08/29/25
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obsidian macaca travel guidebook
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Motley bronze crackhouse
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
gaped principal's office
  08/29/25
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balding fanboi lay
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
lascivious temple keepsake machete
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
gaped principal's office
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Crimson abode
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
opaque contagious faggotry site
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Bespoke karate
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Motley bronze crackhouse
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Slippery hospital
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Concupiscible main people locale
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Bespoke karate
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Ruby offensive dingle berry kitty
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
gaped principal's office
  09/01/25
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Exhilarant cocky heaven
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
gaped principal's office
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Costumed Orchestra Pit
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Bespoke karate
  09/01/25
?
Crimson abode
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
mahogany swashbuckling stead
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Bespoke karate
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Crimson abode
  09/12/25
Yes
Exhilarant cocky heaven
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Crimson abode
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Crimson abode
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
vigorous tantric toilet seat
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vigorous tantric toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: nubile center

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: vigorous tantric toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Ruby offensive dingle berry kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: histrionic spruce sanctuary useless brakes

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: vigorous tantric toilet seat

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed unhinged ape messiness

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: histrionic spruce sanctuary useless brakes

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Crimson abode

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Crimson abode

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Crimson abode

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Crimson abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Bespoke karate

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Bespoke karate

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Ruby offensive dingle berry kitty

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Ruby offensive dingle berry kitty

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Comical pink business firm

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: adventurous gold brunch

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: balding fanboi lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: puce theater stage

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: obsidian macaca travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Motley bronze crackhouse

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: gaped principal's office

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: balding fanboi lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: lascivious temple keepsake machete

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: gaped principal's office

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Crimson abode

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: opaque contagious faggotry site

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Bespoke karate

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Motley bronze crackhouse

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Slippery hospital

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible main people locale

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Bespoke karate

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Ruby offensive dingle berry kitty

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: gaped principal's office

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: gaped principal's office

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Bespoke karate

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Crimson abode

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: mahogany swashbuckling stead

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Bespoke karate

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Crimson abode

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant cocky heaven

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Crimson abode

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Crimson abode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: vigorous tantric toilet seat

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259839)