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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
sooty bearded property community account
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Adventurous box office associate
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Aggressive step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
talented useless brakes
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Adventurous box office associate
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
fiercely-loyal garrison alpha
  12/15/25
...
soggy stirring azn
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
lavender useless native
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
sooty bearded property community account
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
laughsome lay
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
sooty bearded property community account
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
laughsome lay
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
lavender useless native
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
sooty bearded property community account
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
lavender useless native
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
confused striped hyena potus
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
lavender useless native
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Electric light psychic site
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
Cocky chapel newt
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
sooty bearded property community account
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
Cocky chapel newt
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Arrogant hell
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Apoplectic church mediation
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
disturbing geriatric location
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
lavender useless native
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Apoplectic church mediation
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Lime bateful idiot
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
lavender useless native
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Lime bateful idiot
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Arrogant hell
  12/15/25
...
lavender useless native
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
shimmering at-the-ready milk state
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Wine Unhinged Orchestra Pit Place Of Business
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Hairraiser Menage
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
soul-stirring faggot firefighter halford
  12/15/25
...
smoky cumskin
  12/15/25
...
cyan range
  12/15/25
...
Nudist Coral Organic Girlfriend Regret
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
sticky concupiscible stage
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
soul-stirring faggot firefighter halford
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
ocher mind-boggling business firm
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
soul-stirring faggot firefighter halford
  12/15/25
...
Lime bateful idiot
  12/15/25
yes, so
ocher mind-boggling business firm
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
aromatic market factory reset button
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Electric light psychic site
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
aromatic market factory reset button
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Massive stead
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
shimmering at-the-ready milk state
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Electric light psychic site
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Massive stead
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
cyan range
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
ocher mind-boggling business firm
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
shimmering at-the-ready milk state
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
comical scarlet genital piercing
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
sooty bearded property community account
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
cyan range
  12/15/25
...
Lime bateful idiot
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Electric light psychic site
  12/16/25
...
comical scarlet genital piercing
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Adventurous box office associate
  12/16/25
OKay
effete snowy bawdyhouse
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
sepia roast beef library
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
irate rigor
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
sepia roast beef library
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
self-absorbed blue theater stage
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
soul-stirring faggot firefighter halford
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Stubborn Stimulating Round Eye Rigpig
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
sooty bearded property community account
  12/17/25
tp
Clear titillating church building
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: sooty bearded property community account

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Adventurous box office associate

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Aggressive step-uncle's house

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: talented useless brakes

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Adventurous box office associate

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal garrison alpha

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: soggy stirring azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: lavender useless native

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sooty bearded property community account

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: laughsome lay

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: sooty bearded property community account

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: laughsome lay

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: lavender useless native

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: sooty bearded property community account

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: lavender useless native

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: confused striped hyena potus

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: lavender useless native

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Electric light psychic site

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Cocky chapel newt

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: sooty bearded property community account

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Cocky chapel newt

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Arrogant hell

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic church mediation

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: disturbing geriatric location

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: lavender useless native

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic church mediation

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Lime bateful idiot

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: lavender useless native

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lime bateful idiot

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Arrogant hell

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: lavender useless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: shimmering at-the-ready milk state

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Wine Unhinged Orchestra Pit Place Of Business

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser Menage

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring faggot firefighter halford

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: smoky cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cyan range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Nudist Coral Organic Girlfriend Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: sticky concupiscible stage

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring faggot firefighter halford

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: ocher mind-boggling business firm

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring faggot firefighter halford

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Lime bateful idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: ocher mind-boggling business firm

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: aromatic market factory reset button

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Electric light psychic site

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: aromatic market factory reset button

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Massive stead

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: shimmering at-the-ready milk state

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Electric light psychic site

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Massive stead

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: cyan range

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: ocher mind-boggling business firm

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: shimmering at-the-ready milk state

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: comical scarlet genital piercing

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sooty bearded property community account

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: cyan range

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Lime bateful idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Electric light psychic site

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: comical scarlet genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Adventurous box office associate

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: effete snowy bawdyhouse

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: sepia roast beef library

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: irate rigor

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: sepia roast beef library

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed blue theater stage

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring faggot firefighter halford

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Stubborn Stimulating Round Eye Rigpig

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: sooty bearded property community account

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Clear titillating church building

tp

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