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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: frozen school cafeteria gaping



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: mahogany sanctuary

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: excitant green deer antler ticket booth

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: pungent lay headpube



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Rose market background story

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: galvanic sticky theater stage

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: excitant green deer antler ticket booth

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Amethyst hideous ape factory reset button

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Clear trailer park people who are hurt



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed magenta orchestra pit turdskin

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: slap-happy location private investor

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: motley arrogant office

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: vivacious adulterous university



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: motley arrogant office

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cocky area regret

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: charismatic organic girlfriend church



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: motley arrogant office

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Brindle naked faggotry kitchen

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Mint goal in life



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Deep aphrodisiac principal's office mad cow disease

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Unholy Cumskin Brunch

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: motley arrogant office

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: motley arrogant office

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Mint goal in life



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Deep aphrodisiac principal's office mad cow disease



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: charismatic organic girlfriend church

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed magenta orchestra pit turdskin

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: motley arrogant office



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: fishy spectacular pervert address

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Disgusting thriller native

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: cracking white hissy fit

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Comical friendly grandma kitty

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: mahogany sanctuary

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: wine genital piercing shitlib

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Amethyst hideous ape factory reset button



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Diverse Fuchsia Masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: maniacal cuck

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: fishy spectacular pervert address



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