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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Stirring church building
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
talented mint black woman
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Stirring church building
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
talented mint black woman
  05/01/26
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Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
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kink-friendly soul-stirring stead
  04/29/26
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Stirring church building
  04/29/26
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Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Dashing Plum Dragon
  04/29/26
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Buff house
  04/29/26
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Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
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bisexual splenetic associate generalized bond
  04/30/26
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Tantric forum
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Tantric forum
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Buff house
  05/02/26
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Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Stirring church building
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Dashing Plum Dragon
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Stirring church building
  04/29/26
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Laughsome Peach Temple
  04/29/26
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Violent doctorate
  04/29/26
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mind-boggling kitchen
  04/29/26
180!
Buff house
  04/29/26
hell yeah
kink-friendly soul-stirring stead
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Stirring church building
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Amethyst public bath
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Stirring church building
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
adventurous field
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Stirring church building
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
adventurous field
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Stirring church building
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
vermilion embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse mood
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Stirring church building
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
adventurous field
  05/01/26
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Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
vermilion embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse mood
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
adventurous field
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
180
Violent doctorate
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
kink-friendly soul-stirring stead
  05/01/26
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Purple trip feces police squad
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
maize yapping dopamine menage
  04/30/26
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maize yapping dopamine menage
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Ivory sound barrier new version
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Stirring church building
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
adventurous field
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Stirring church building
  05/01/26
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Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
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adventurous field
  05/01/26
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Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
lemon curious skinny woman
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
congrats!
Tantric forum
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Violent doctorate
  05/01/26
180
Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Stirring church building
  05/01/26
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Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
lemon curious skinny woman
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Laughsome Peach Temple
  05/01/26
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Buff house
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Stirring church building



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: talented mint black woman

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Stirring church building

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: talented mint black woman

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: kink-friendly soul-stirring stead



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Stirring church building



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Dashing Plum Dragon

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Buff house



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: bisexual splenetic associate generalized bond



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Tantric forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Tantric forum

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Buff house

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Stirring church building

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Dashing Plum Dragon

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Stirring church building

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Violent doctorate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling kitchen



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Buff house

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly soul-stirring stead

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Stirring church building

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Amethyst public bath

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Stirring church building

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: adventurous field

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Stirring church building

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: adventurous field

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Stirring church building

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: vermilion embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse mood

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Stirring church building

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: adventurous field

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vermilion embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse mood

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: adventurous field

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Violent doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly soul-stirring stead

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Purple trip feces police squad



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: maize yapping dopamine menage

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: maize yapping dopamine menage



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Ivory sound barrier new version

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Stirring church building

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: adventurous field

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Stirring church building

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: adventurous field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: lemon curious skinny woman

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Tantric forum

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Violent doctorate

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Stirring church building

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: lemon curious skinny woman

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Peach Temple

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Buff house



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