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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
| outnumbered crystalline pisswyrm water buffalo | 08/28/25 |
| Balding Arousing Site Boltzmann | 08/28/25 |
| outnumbered crystalline pisswyrm water buffalo | 08/28/25 |
| shivering khaki mother french chef | 08/28/25 |
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| outnumbered crystalline pisswyrm water buffalo | 08/28/25 |
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| bossy domesticated theater legend | 08/29/25 |
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| bossy domesticated theater legend | 09/12/25 |
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| shivering khaki mother french chef | 08/28/25 |
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| translucent friendly grandma | 09/01/25 |
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| dun pit | 08/29/25 |
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| dun pit | 08/29/25 |
| bossy domesticated theater legend | 08/29/25 |
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| shivering khaki mother french chef | 08/29/25 |
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| dun pit | 09/01/25 |
| Purple den | 09/01/25 |
| dun pit | 09/01/25 |
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| laughsome electric furnace idiot | 09/01/25 |
| copper stimulating kitchen jap | 09/01/25 |
| bossy domesticated theater legend | 09/12/25 |
| bossy domesticated theater legend | 11/27/25 |
| lfo | 12/11/25 |
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| copper stimulating kitchen jap | 09/01/25 |
| Purple den | 09/12/25 |
| bossy domesticated theater legend | 09/12/25 |
| Purple den | 09/12/25 |
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| bossy domesticated theater legend | 09/12/25 |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: outnumbered crystalline pisswyrm water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Balding Arousing Site Boltzmann lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: outnumbered crystalline pisswyrm water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: shivering khaki mother french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: nofapping olive cruise ship that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: outnumbered crystalline pisswyrm water buffalo pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Coral Wrinkle Associate and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: nofapping olive cruise ship 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Purple den Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Purple den Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Purple den I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259308) |
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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49381541) |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49466781) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49503325) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: copper stimulating kitchen jap Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: laughsome electric furnace idiot Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: copper stimulating kitchen jap I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Purple den Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: shivering khaki mother french chef lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Purple den He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: shivering khaki mother french chef what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: high-end twinkling gaming laptop three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: trip mahogany locus quadroon It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: citrine theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: violent grizzly mad-dog skullcap Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: translucent friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Bearded Boyish Selfie Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: dun pit im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: citrine theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: at-the-ready stead Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: dun pit two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: misunderstood location LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Purple den So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: copper stimulating kitchen jap "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: Bearded Boyish Selfie The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Purple den , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: amethyst heady roast beef lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: sepia black woman institution Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: copper stimulating kitchen jap I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: shivering khaki mother french chef this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Purple den Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: dun pit xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Purple den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: dun pit the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Purple den It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: laughsome electric furnace idiot Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: copper stimulating kitchen jap Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259310) |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49466782) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49503326) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: racy trailer park Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: copper stimulating kitchen jap Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Purple den I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Purple den Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: bossy domesticated theater legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: outnumbered crystalline pisswyrm water buffalo parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2:#49259839) |