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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| lascivious fantasy-prone menage | 12/16/25 |
| silver whorehouse regret | 12/16/25 |
| lascivious fantasy-prone menage | 12/16/25 |
| silver whorehouse regret | 12/16/25 |
| lascivious fantasy-prone menage | 12/16/25 |
| autistic associate | 12/20/25 |
| Translucent Locale Laser Beams | 12/19/25 |
| Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| rambunctious soul-stirring international law enforcement agency | 12/19/25 |
| lascivious fantasy-prone menage | 12/20/25 |
| rambunctious soul-stirring international law enforcement agency | 12/20/25 |
| Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| 180 orchestra pit | 12/16/25 |
| Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| 180 orchestra pit | 12/22/25 |
| Useless shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| lascivious fantasy-prone menage | 12/16/25 |
| Useless shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| turquoise tank | 12/16/25 |
| vigorous abusive sandwich hell | 12/19/25 |
| turquoise tank | 12/19/25 |
| Exhilarant Cuckoldry Love Of Her Life | 12/20/25 |
| Glittery Confused Boiling Water Athletic Conference | 12/16/25 |
| Titillating Place Of Business Affirmative Action | 12/16/25 |
| Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine | 12/20/25 |
| fragrant navy coldplay fan kitty cat | 12/16/25 |
| Sticky Fuchsia Goal In Life | 12/20/25 |
| fragrant navy coldplay fan kitty cat | 12/23/25 |
| silver whorehouse regret | 12/16/25 |
| Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Coiffed effete weed whacker resort | 12/21/25 |
| silver whorehouse regret | 12/16/25 |
| Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine | 12/16/25 |
| fragrant navy coldplay fan kitty cat | 12/19/25 |
| Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| disgusting senate | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle Transparent Filthpig | 12/19/25 |
| lascivious fantasy-prone menage | 12/19/25 |
| trip disrespectful gunner location | 12/19/25 |
| trip disrespectful gunner location | 12/19/25 |
| Blathering cuck hall | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle Transparent Filthpig | 12/19/25 |
| onyx tanning salon | 12/19/25 |
| 180 orchestra pit | 12/19/25 |
| autistic associate | 12/20/25 |
| Pale exciting stage crotch | 12/22/25 |
| umber stead | 12/19/25 |
| sickened kitchen circlehead | 12/19/25 |
| Walnut Point Mother | 12/19/25 |
| Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| Walnut Point Mother | 12/19/25 |
| Narrow-minded locus | 12/20/25 |
| Yellow casino marketing idea | 12/19/25 |
| aromatic pungent selfie | 12/19/25 |
| Useless shitlib | 12/19/25 |
| Provocative generalized bond legal warrant | 12/20/25 |
| Azure lodge striped hyena | 12/19/25 |
| vigorous abusive sandwich hell | 12/19/25 |
| spectacular impertinent gay wizard pisswyrm | 12/19/25 |
| Harsh cerebral church puppy | 12/20/25 |
| Stirring Self-centered Gas Station | 12/20/25 |
| Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine | 12/20/25 |
| Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Provocative generalized bond legal warrant | 12/20/25 |
| racy cruise ship jew | 12/20/25 |
| Ebony hairless ticket booth antidepressant drug | 12/20/25 |
| sickened kitchen circlehead | 12/20/25 |
| racy cruise ship jew | 12/21/25 |
| trip disrespectful gunner location | 12/20/25 |
| Coiffed effete weed whacker resort | 12/20/25 |
| rambunctious soul-stirring international law enforcement agency | 12/21/25 |
| Coiffed effete weed whacker resort | 12/22/25 |
| rambunctious soul-stirring international law enforcement agency | 12/23/25 |
| Coiffed effete weed whacker resort | 12/23/25 |
| idiotic factory reset button digit ratio | 12/22/25 |
| Exhilarant Cuckoldry Love Of Her Life | 12/22/25 |
| Exhilarant Cuckoldry Love Of Her Life | 12/23/25 |
| Contagious hissy fit | 12/22/25 |
| Pale exciting stage crotch | 12/22/25 |
| Wild party of the first part rehab | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: lascivious fantasy-prone menage 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: silver whorehouse regret This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: lascivious fantasy-prone menage lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: silver whorehouse regret My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: lascivious fantasy-prone menage You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: autistic associate Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Translucent Locale Laser Beams It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: rambunctious soul-stirring international law enforcement agency You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: lascivious fantasy-prone menage brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: rambunctious soul-stirring international law enforcement agency glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: 180 orchestra pit $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: 180 orchestra pit thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Useless shitlib 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: lascivious fantasy-prone menage ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Useless shitlib investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: turquoise tank $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: vigorous abusive sandwich hell I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: turquoise tank good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Exhilarant Cuckoldry Love Of Her Life $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Glittery Confused Boiling Water Athletic Conference six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Titillating Place Of Business Affirmative Action 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: fragrant navy coldplay fan kitty cat 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Sticky Fuchsia Goal In Life me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: fragrant navy coldplay fan kitty cat It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: silver whorehouse regret 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Coiffed effete weed whacker resort Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: silver whorehouse regret I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: fragrant navy coldplay fan kitty cat In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: disgusting senate Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Razzle Transparent Filthpig 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: lascivious fantasy-prone menage fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: trip disrespectful gunner location A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: trip disrespectful gunner location OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Blathering cuck hall A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Razzle Transparent Filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: onyx tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: 180 orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: autistic associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Pale exciting stage crotch Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: umber stead $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: sickened kitchen circlehead can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Walnut Point Mother Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Walnut Point Mother Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Narrow-minded locus You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Yellow casino marketing idea Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: aromatic pungent selfie Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Useless shitlib damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Provocative generalized bond legal warrant Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Azure lodge striped hyena Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: vigorous abusive sandwich hell 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: spectacular impertinent gay wizard pisswyrm Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Harsh cerebral church puppy 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Stirring Self-centered Gas Station 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Impressive cracking son of senegal dopamine 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Bistre Arousing School Cafeteria Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Provocative generalized bond legal warrant 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: racy cruise ship jew literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Ebony hairless ticket booth antidepressant drug I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: sickened kitchen circlehead so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: racy cruise ship jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: trip disrespectful gunner location 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Coiffed effete weed whacker resort Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: rambunctious soul-stirring international law enforcement agency how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Coiffed effete weed whacker resort I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: rambunctious soul-stirring international law enforcement agency 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Coiffed effete weed whacker resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: idiotic factory reset button digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Exhilarant Cuckoldry Love Of Her Life Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Exhilarant Cuckoldry Love Of Her Life $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Contagious hissy fit $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Pale exciting stage crotch I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Wild party of the first part rehab 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49598250) |