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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: Ebony Parlor Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: geriatric orchid institution This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Peach tank looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: Ebony Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: aqua vigorous nibblets office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Infuriating volcanic crater I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Shimmering Masturbator if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Twinkling alpha faggot firefighter yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Obsidian public bath Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Tripping wine property Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Obsidian public bath Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Peach tank 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Infuriating volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Ebony Parlor boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Tripping wine property Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Vermilion dashing spot jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Ebony Parlor fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Twinkling alpha faggot firefighter delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Vivacious Home poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Ebony Parlor poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Peach tank he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Ebony Parlor I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Peach tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Lake locale I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Twinkling alpha faggot firefighter dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Shimmering Masturbator lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Peach tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Twinkling alpha faggot firefighter oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Infuriating volcanic crater He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: snowy locus cuckold pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Ebony Parlor I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: big-titted roommate casino I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: racy point weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Beady-eyed Twinkling Uncleanness Sandwich Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Excitant psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Peach tank this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Maize degenerate station Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Exciting Disrespectful Bbw I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Vivacious Home Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Excitant psychic no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Vivacious Home who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Mischievous thriller chapel laser beams He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Vivacious Home there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Ebony Parlor he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Mischievous thriller chapel laser beams You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Vivacious Home So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Peach tank he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Excitant psychic i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Ebony Parlor he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Big Athletic Conference Personal Credit Line He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Mischievous thriller chapel laser beams No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: racy point weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Ebony Parlor summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Big Athletic Conference Personal Credit Line You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Ebony Parlor I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Rose resort halford So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Ebony Parlor I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Peach tank has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: snowy locus cuckold the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Twinkling alpha faggot firefighter he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: cream insanely creepy therapy messiness He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Gold anal sound barrier Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: chestnut concupiscible theatre affirmative action who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Peach tank why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Exciting Disrespectful Bbw I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Excitant psychic really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Ebony Parlor Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Razzmatazz hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: racy point weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Irradiated haunting meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: bateful double fault Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: effete soul-stirring feces box office Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: bateful double fault He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: Ebony Parlor I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Drab menage Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Peach tank boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: laughsome mauve reading party in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Peach tank he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: laughsome mauve reading party sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: Maize degenerate station Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: effete soul-stirring feces box office a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: cream insanely creepy therapy messiness thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: aquamarine curious shitlib national security agency how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: green nofapping university boistinker 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Excitant psychic she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Doobsian whorehouse Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: racy point weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: Doobsian whorehouse Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Excitant psychic You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Doobsian whorehouse Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Vivacious Home Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: green nofapping university boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Big Athletic Conference Personal Credit Line She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: green nofapping university boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: green nofapping university boistinker ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Doobsian whorehouse If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: snowy locus cuckold oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Pink base brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Twinkling alpha faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: fear-inspiring codepig stead once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: passionate mental disorder I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Maize degenerate station Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Ebony Parlor That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: Ebony Parlor Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Crawly Odious Address NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521756) |