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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Shimmering Mad Cow Disease
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
umber goyim whorehouse
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
multi-colored trump supporter
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Beta gold gunner
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
hairless pervert
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/28/21
...
Sexy piazza scourge upon the earth
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
multi-colored trump supporter
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
thriller persian skinny woman
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Shimmering Mad Cow Disease
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
Chest-beating home
  04/27/21
...
soul-stirring box office deer antler
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
trip preventive strike
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
multi-colored trump supporter
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
trip preventive strike
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
Cobalt spectacular church nibblets
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Chest-beating home
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
domesticated round eye international law enforcement agency
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
...
exciting orchid brunch
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
Wonderful magenta parlor
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
crawly locus brethren
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
Wonderful magenta parlor
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
Beta gold gunner
  08/15/22
...
Talented marketing idea stag film
  05/12/24
...
Passionate disgusting stain
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
aromatic ticket booth crotch
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
Irradiated pale nursing home water buffalo
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
...
useless depressive
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
appetizing pearly plaza
  08/15/22
...
Chest-beating home
  08/15/22
...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
Vengeful twinkling uncleanness space
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Wild adventurous wagecucks tanning salon
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Chest-beating home
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Concupiscible aggressive coffee pot
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Sexy piazza scourge upon the earth
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
Avocado property
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
hairless pervert
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
domesticated round eye international law enforcement agency
  04/28/21
lol
Chest-beating home
  08/15/22
lol
Cowardly coldplay fan new version
  08/15/22
...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Shimmering Mad Cow Disease
  08/15/22
...
jet sticky milk
  08/15/22
...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  02/07/24
...
primrose stirring menage
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
jet sticky milk
  08/16/22
...
Exhilarant telephone corner
  05/12/24
We survived.
Sexy piazza scourge upon the earth
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Chest-beating home
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
bearded twinkling puppy useless brakes
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
titillating travel guidebook parlour
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
Splenetic beady-eyed idiot meetinghouse
  05/12/24
...
.,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
OldHLSDude
  11/17/24


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Shimmering Mad Cow Disease

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: umber goyim whorehouse

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: multi-colored trump supporter

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Beta gold gunner

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: hairless pervert

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Sexy piazza scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: multi-colored trump supporter

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: thriller persian skinny woman

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Shimmering Mad Cow Disease

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Chest-beating home

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring box office deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: trip preventive strike

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: multi-colored trump supporter

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: trip preventive strike

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Cobalt spectacular church nibblets

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Chest-beating home

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: domesticated round eye international law enforcement agency

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: exciting orchid brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Wonderful magenta parlor

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: crawly locus brethren

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: Wonderful magenta parlor

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Beta gold gunner

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Talented marketing idea stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Passionate disgusting stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: aromatic ticket booth crotch

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Irradiated pale nursing home water buffalo

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: useless depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: appetizing pearly plaza

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: Vengeful twinkling uncleanness space

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Wild adventurous wagecucks tanning salon

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Chest-beating home

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive coffee pot

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Sexy piazza scourge upon the earth

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Avocado property

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: hairless pervert

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: domesticated round eye international law enforcement agency

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: Cowardly coldplay fan new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019637)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Shimmering Mad Cow Disease

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: jet sticky milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: primrose stirring menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: jet sticky milk

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant telephone corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Sexy piazza scourge upon the earth

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating home

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: bearded twinkling puppy useless brakes

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: titillating travel guidebook parlour

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: Splenetic beady-eyed idiot meetinghouse

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.. ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2:#48350032)