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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
green base sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Orchid Haunting Brunch
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
milky bipolar box office newt
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Orchid Haunting Brunch
  07/14/25
100%
hairraiser grizzly menage
  07/15/25
FAG
coiffed roommate site
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
At-the-ready Resort Sweet Tailpipe
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Slimy vermilion affirmative action
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hairraiser grizzly menage
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
beady-eyed maize main people
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
green base sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
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electric peach puppy
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
beady-eyed maize main people
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
green base sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
beady-eyed maize main people
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
green base sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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histrionic jap
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Mind-boggling candlestick maker community account
  07/15/25
Lol
beady-eyed maize main people
  07/15/25
jfc 180
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hairraiser grizzly menage
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Translucent beta den
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Slimy vermilion affirmative action
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Orchid Haunting Brunch
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milky bipolar box office newt
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beady-eyed maize main people
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
green base sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Orchid Haunting Brunch
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
green base sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
wut
Wild house
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
green base sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Vengeful trip address
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histrionic jap
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Claret pea-brained people who are hurt university
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Pearly Fortuitous Meteor Bbw
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Drab Azn Coldplay Fan
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we all have brother
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hairraiser grizzly menage
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histrionic jap
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Honey-headed turdskin pisswyrm
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multi-colored deranged internal respiration crackhouse
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
thriller love of her life
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
histrionic jap
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
mischievous fighting location
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Titillating carmine hissy fit property
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Spectacular Henna Karate Cruise Ship
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Doobsian bawdyhouse
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Canary home
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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beady-eyed maize main people
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hairraiser grizzly menage
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
hairraiser grizzly menage
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
green base sneaky criminal
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: green base sneaky criminal

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Orchid Haunting Brunch

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: milky bipolar box office newt

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Orchid Haunting Brunch

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hairraiser grizzly menage

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: coiffed roommate site

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready Resort Sweet Tailpipe

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Territorial Gas Station

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Slimy vermilion affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hairraiser grizzly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed maize main people

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: green base sneaky criminal

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: electric peach puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed maize main people

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: green base sneaky criminal

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed maize main people

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: green base sneaky criminal

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed maize main people

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: histrionic jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling candlestick maker community account

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed maize main people

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: coiffed roommate site

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: hairraiser grizzly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Translucent beta den

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Slimy vermilion affirmative action

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Orchid Haunting Brunch

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: milky bipolar box office newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed maize main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: green base sneaky criminal

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Orchid Haunting Brunch

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: green base sneaky criminal

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Wild house

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: green base sneaky criminal

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Vengeful trip address

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: histrionic jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Zombie-like legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Drab Azn Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Claret pea-brained people who are hurt university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: laughsome faggot firefighter messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor Bbw

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Drab Azn Coldplay Fan

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: At-the-ready Resort Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Excitant Lay Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: electric peach puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: maroon giraffe stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed maize main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: massive comical antidepressant drug tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: frozen tantric orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Excitant Lay Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: hairraiser grizzly menage

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: hairraiser grizzly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: histrionic jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed turdskin pisswyrm

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: multi-colored deranged internal respiration crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: thriller love of her life

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: histrionic jap

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: mischievous fighting location

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Titillating carmine hissy fit property

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Spectacular Henna Karate Cruise Ship

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Doobsian bawdyhouse

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: bateful aggressive roast beef new version

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Canary home

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling candlestick maker community account

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Boyish Corner Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: coiffed roommate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed maize main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: hairraiser grizzly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: hairraiser grizzly menage

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: green base sneaky criminal

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2:#49104451)