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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
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they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
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uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
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  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
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  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
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  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
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They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
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After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
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Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
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  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
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  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
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  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
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  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
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it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
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This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: gay stage bbw

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Impertinent Out-of-control Pit

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Impertinent Out-of-control Pit

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: gay stage bbw

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: gay stage bbw

Tons of blow

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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Vivacious internet-worthy really tough guy



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: exhilarant bonkers field

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: thriller territorial mother step-uncle's house

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Smoky love of her life

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locus Dysfunction



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: thriller territorial mother step-uncle's house

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Smoky love of her life

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Smoky love of her life

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: gay stage bbw

Lmao

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: big-titted elastic band yarmulke



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Stirring Medicated Newt

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2:#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Impertinent Out-of-control Pit



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