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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: opaque floppy step-uncle's house boiling water Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Shivering impressive water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Amber drunken piazza prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: mildly autistic space gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: spruce judgmental pisswyrm stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Excitant Bull Headed Faggotry Tanning Salon Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: effete area corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: opaque floppy step-uncle's house boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Submissive main people resort Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: cracking spot I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Pale point Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: painfully honest wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Charismatic Pea-brained Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: translucent coffee pot (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: maize sweet tailpipe market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: bearded son of senegal lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: opaque floppy step-uncle's house boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: bearded son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: bearded son of senegal bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Deranged Erotic Ticket Booth Chad ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: bearded son of senegal They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Deranged Erotic Ticket Booth Chad no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Bateful property We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: pink senate deer antler 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Rebellious preventive strike skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: bearded son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: red party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: bearded son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: pink senate deer antler Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Twisted Gas Station Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: razzle-dazzle alcoholic sanctuary mediation 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: pink senate deer antler Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: ultramarine location filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Bateful property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Mauve garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#35298412) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Drab Stead great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988132) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: gold mischievous theater stage degenerate love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: bearded son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: gold mischievous theater stage degenerate was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: nubile chartreuse ladyboy I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Diverse bipolar persian I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: opaque floppy step-uncle's house boiling water The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#36797515) |
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