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Is there a free/alternative to Adobe Acrobat that works just as good?

Its not a huge expense I guess at $25 a month but I hate thi...
internet g0y
  03/09/25
python does everything acrobat pro can
metaphysical certitude
  03/09/25
pdftk is awesome
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  03/11/25
PDFgear
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/09/25
ty
internet g0y
  03/10/25
Is this forum entirely broke kike schlubs grilling each othe...
blow off some steam
  03/10/25
homie paid more than a new laptop for some broke dick Adobe ...
, FUCKIN,
  03/10/25
cr. lol @ this good goy
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/10/25
roflol at boner police * goes quotemo and meekly jerks of...
tony pizza
  03/10/25
...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/10/25
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internet g0y
  03/10/25
oh look another fuming generic reddit kike
blow off some steam
  03/10/25
imagine leading a bitch with BPD to xoxohth and her outing y...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/10/25
did a jew cuck you?
tony pizza
  03/10/25
no but jews, like you, have for several years exploded in...
blow off some steam
  03/10/25
it was a rhetorical question. which jew cucked you?
tony pizza
  03/10/25
you're too stupid and angry to have any right to talk to me
blow off some steam
  03/10/25
* cuck angrily lashing at others accuses others of anger for...
tony pizza
  03/10/25
oh, and you're a kike--that too
blow off some steam
  03/10/25
oh Date: March 10th, 2025 6:18 PM Author: blow off some ...
tony pizza
  03/10/25
(((tony pizza))) (hey great low effort plagiarized reddit ...
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
oh Date: March 11th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: blow off some ...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
tony pizza fuming once again because he’s a kike bitch...
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
oh Date: March 11th, 2025 9:33 AM Author: blow off some ...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
tony pizza too jewish to get any so he fantasizes that...
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
oh Date: March 11th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: blow off some...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
tony pizza jewish low iq virgin?
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
oh Date: March 11th, 2025 10:36 AM Author: blow off some...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
yes https://thepiratebay.org/search.php?q=adobe+acrobat&a...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/10/25
Is this what you do?
internet g0y
  03/10/25
yes
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Foxit PhantomPDF. I paid like $100 5 years ago and it's fant...
lil jizzy
  03/10/25
lol @ the lib autists on here who dont know warez https:/...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/10/25
most of us aged out of warez after like college or so i am a...
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  03/10/25
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...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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  03/11/25
there really isn't. which is astonishing, because adobe acro...
lex
  03/10/25
learn to code
metaphysical certitude
  03/10/25
i was messing around with perl before you knew how to type, ...
lex
  03/10/25
its absolutely astonishig what pure shit we eat for these ta...
Slow Children Playing
  03/11/25
I've been using Kofax Power PDF Advanced for years. None of ...
michael doodikoff
  03/10/25
...
cpap
  03/10/25
i don't think so, when your documents must be pristine, and ...
Kenneth Play
  03/10/25
a lot of good answers itt ty all
internet g0y
  03/11/25
weird that boner police chose this thread to memorialize his...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
(destitute kike who cannot afford adobe software)
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/11/25
all that’s on display here is your bizarre spiraling i...
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
your gf who publicly cucked you with other men also outed yo...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/11/25
*someone calls reddit gay* *gunnerattt’s heart rate...
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
yes, after repeating the same thing for a decade now it's re...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/11/25
Oh also you’re gay, faggot
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
i'm not sure if eating sam hyde's cum from gjr's pussy is te...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/11/25
* guy who jerks off to sam hyde facefucking gjr accuses goy ...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
You’re jewishly projecting
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
the fodder for your projection -- your impotence and cuckold...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
any innocent guy could get cucked or be impotent. i'd say go...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/11/25
gjr said they had sex, so i don't mean literal sexual impote...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
Date: March 11th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: tony pizza Pleas...
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
it's all documented on xo, my man. also, oh Date: Marc...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
thank you for finely elucidating that clarification. so ...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?!
  03/11/25
to be fair to bp, he has always been mentally ill, and would...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
I didn’t project anything You are jewish and have a...
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
all you do here is project, my man, and you've been doing it...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
“no u” take it back to reddit, you stupid kik...
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
you're projecting again, my man
tony pizza
  03/11/25
no you
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
oh Date: March 11th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: blow off some...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
what set you off this bad? just reading “jew” ma...
blow off some steam
  03/11/25
what was it about a pdf thread that got you to explode at th...
tony pizza
  03/11/25
2005: Adobe Acrobat free with windows. 2010: Adobe Acrobat ...
Hawk Taulia Tagovailoa
  03/11/25
literally why I copped Kofax Power PDF Advanced for like $12...
michael doodikoff
  03/11/25
That's what we use.
Candy Ride
  03/11/25
does it do: - save word to pdf - allow me to rearrange...
internet g0y
  03/11/25
Yes with some caveat - for whatever reason, it doesn't from ...
michael doodikoff
  03/11/25
Acrobat is still the best, but unless you have unusual needs...
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  03/11/25
Namely... - Kofax - PDF-XChange - PDF Studio - W...
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  03/11/25


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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: internet g0y

Its not a huge expense I guess at $25 a month but I hate this Software As A Service bullshit where I've paid Adobe $1000+ over four years.

Is there a free version of PDF that works just as good that I just dont know about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48731200)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: metaphysical certitude

python does everything acrobat pro can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48731207)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

pdftk is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736468)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

PDFgear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48731208)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: internet g0y

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732704)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: blow off some steam

Is this forum entirely broke kike schlubs grilling each other for coupon clipping advice?

You suck, niggerfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732711)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: , FUCKIN,

homie paid more than a new laptop for some broke dick Adobe software lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732727)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


cr. lol @ this good goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732751)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: tony pizza

roflol at boner police

* goes quotemo and meekly jerks off in his room for years while gjr describes getting analed by sam hyde, mit professor, pretty much whoever she wants

* lashes out in rage at random strangers in innocuous threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732745)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732756)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: internet g0y



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732792)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: blow off some steam

oh look another fuming generic reddit kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732959)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

imagine leading a bitch with BPD to xoxohth and her outing you and embarrassing you by poasting thirst traps and details about other men she's fucked LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732968)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: tony pizza

did a jew cuck you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48733253)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: blow off some steam

no

but jews, like you, have for several years exploded into hysterical meltdowns elucidating bizarre sexual fantasies, like you are right now, in response to any sort of mild, valid, and reasonably presented criticism of jews, much like I did right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48733896)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: tony pizza

it was a rhetorical question. which jew cucked you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48733921)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: blow off some steam

you're too stupid and angry to have any right to talk to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734565)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: tony pizza

* cuck angrily lashing at others accuses others of anger for pointing out he's angry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734579)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: blow off some steam

oh, and you're a kike--that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734585)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: tony pizza

oh

Date: March 10th, 2025 6:18 PM

Author: blow off some steam

oh, and i'm a cuck --that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734664)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: blow off some steam

(((tony pizza))) (hey great low effort plagiarized reddit slop moniker, kike—how original) showing off his tremendously high kike IQ again

do another little tantrum, hymie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736366)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: tony pizza

oh

Date: March 11th, 2025 9:14 AM

Author: blow off some steam

i'm angry because i'm a cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2#48736366)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736412)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: blow off some steam

tony pizza fuming once again because he’s a kike bitch and can’t find his way back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736426)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: tony pizza

oh

Date: March 11th, 2025 9:33 AM

Author: blow off some steam

cuck-a-doodle-doo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2#48736426)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736466)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: blow off some steam

tony pizza

too jewish to get any

so he fantasizes that some other jew does

very normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736491)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: tony pizza

oh

Date: March 11th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: blow off some steam

i stood by impotently for years as my ex posted embarrassing details of my life on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2#48736491)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736499)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: blow off some steam

tony pizza

jewish

low iq

virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736567)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: tony pizza

oh

Date: March 11th, 2025 10:36 AM

Author: blow off some steam

boner police

impotent

low iq

cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2#48736567)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736721)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


yes

https://thepiratebay.org/search.php?q=adobe+acrobat&all=on&search=Pirate+Search&page=0&orderby=

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732724)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: internet g0y

Is this what you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732790)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732795)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732748)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: warlock

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732753)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos

try WPS, its a Gorgeous China program. I use it for Word and Excel substitute but it has some PDF shit too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732971)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: lil jizzy

Foxit PhantomPDF. I paid like $100 5 years ago and it's fantastic. UI is better than Adobe's bloatware too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48732977)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


lol @ the lib autists on here who dont know warez

https://thepiratebay.org/search.php?q=phantompdf&all=on&search=Pirate+Search&page=0&orderby=

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48733153)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: lil jizzy

most of us aged out of warez after like college or so i am assuming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734031)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


(cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734132)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736850)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: lex

there really isn't. which is astonishing, because adobe acrobat is absolute TTT trash and open source fags have all sorts of free solutions for more complicated tasks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48733197)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: metaphysical certitude

learn to code

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48733901)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: lex

i was messing around with perl before you knew how to type, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734669)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: Slow Children Playing

its absolutely astonishig what pure shit we eat for these tasks. adobe and pdf are such trash i was sure they wuld go the way of the 8 track but have held on for 30 years.

just today i struggled with printing an excel sheet for 20 min. just printing the fucking thing so that it looked similar to the document on my screen. srsly wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736825)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I've been using Kofax Power PDF Advanced for years. None of that stupid subscription shit and it does everything that I need it for.

Here is a reduced price for it https://softwarecw.com/products/kofax-power-pdf-standard-4-instant-download-for-windows?variant=41254372999331&country=US&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fVyz5GZqwqifixMg74BVjnkB4vGZEkvhx0KPS6sDBKguJfwd9RyreQaAhxdEALw_wcB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734102)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: cpap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734673)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

i don't think so, when your documents must be pristine, and you want to be editing pictures/signed docs. similarly, openoffice is really good, but it just doesn't get 100% of the formatting imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48734680)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: internet g0y

a lot of good answers itt ty all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736419)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: tony pizza

weird that boner police chose this thread to memorialize his impotence & cuckoldry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736423)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

(destitute kike who cannot afford adobe software)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736430)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: blow off some steam

all that’s on display here is your bizarre spiraling into sexual fantasy when other jews are criticized on the internet

very intelligent and normal behavior for winners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736431)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

your gf who publicly cucked you with other men also outed you as living with your parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736434)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: blow off some steam

*someone calls reddit gay*

*gunnerattt’s heart rate spikes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736437)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

yes, after repeating the same thing for a decade now it's really starting to get to me. please don't call my a hymie next or i'll really get anxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736451)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: blow off some steam

Oh also you’re gay, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736489)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

i'm not sure if eating sam hyde's cum from gjr's pussy is technically "gay" but it's teetering the line at least bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736494)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: tony pizza

* guy who jerks off to sam hyde facefucking gjr accuses goy of weird sexual fantasies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736473)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: blow off some steam

You’re jewishly projecting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736486)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: tony pizza

the fodder for your projection -- your impotence and cuckoldry -- are amply documented on xo by your ex, my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736496)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

any innocent guy could get cucked or be impotent. i'd say going on a multi-year mental break because of some short term girlfriend is by far greater indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736520)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: tony pizza

gjr said they had sex, so i don't mean literal sexual impotence. gjr didn't say she cheated on boner police, so i don't mean literal cuckoldry either.

i mean the cuckoldry of finding the thought of gjr being railed by sam hyde so humiliating and emasculating that the only possible way boner police could find to break up with her was to affirm he loves her through text multiple times in the days before suddenly and passively cutting her off, like an ashamed cuck monkey, yet finding the thought so titillating that he ghosted gjr in order to jack off in solitary peace to gjr being fucked by a real man.

and i mean the impotence of observing powerlessly for years as gjr recounted intimate and humiliating details of their courtship, relationship, and finally, rupture, without the agency to peep a single word. only like three years after the fact did boner police finally muster up the courage to say anything at all, and when he did, it was to call her a whore as a quotemo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736742)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: blow off some steam

Date: March 11th, 2025 11:37 AM

Author: tony pizza

Please read my autistic screed where I fantasize about my internet idol “boner police” masturbating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2#48736742)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736788)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: tony pizza

it's all documented on xo, my man.

also, oh

Date: March 11th, 2025 11:57 AM

Author: blow off some steam

i lash out at people for no reason other than that they're convenient targets of my self loathing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736803)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND SYNTHPOP, FRAUD$?! (gunneratttt)

thank you for finely elucidating that clarification.

so we've got 1) being aroused by, and conceding to, a superior man fucking his gf and 2) the humiliation boner police endured silently for years as gjr recounted embarrassing details of their relationship to the whole bort (also thirst traps involving other celebrities like martin shkreli to flout with visual evidence of her further starfucking) that was responded to meekly and anonymously with generic insults, but what about 3) the ongoing mental break boner police has been engaging in since then?

i think (3) is the worst of all because it demonstrates that boner police is still hung up on a person that thoroughly humiliated him on what seems to be his only social outlet. being hung up on a woman for years is very embarrassing in it's on right. being hung up on one that humiliated you publicly over the course of years is truly pathetic. and the damage from it being so severe that he has been reduced to repeating tired insults to random poasters on an obscure chatblog all day in his parent's basements is the worse of all.

interested in your thoughts on this. tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736830)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: tony pizza

to be fair to bp, he has always been mentally ill, and would log onto xo to randomly go off on poasters whenever he experienced bouts of self-loathing. it is more that in light of 1) and 2), and knowing that the entire bort is aware of 1) and 2), it's kind of surprising that he still does this without any kind of self-reflection.

bp actually ran into gjr irl several times while she wrote extensively about him in the couple of years that followed their breakup, yet never once managed to even say, "hey, can you stop poasting about me?", instead just avoiding her eyes and ducking away without a word, only to, when gjr came back on xo briefly after several years, limply declaim her a whore.

it's fodder for hilarious content on xo, but sad that he's so mentally broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736955)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: blow off some steam

I didn’t project anything

You are jewish and have a clitoris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736563)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: tony pizza

all you do here is project, my man, and you've been doing it for like 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736722)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: blow off some steam

“no u”

take it back to reddit, you stupid kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736767)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: tony pizza

you're projecting again, my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736769)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: blow off some steam

no you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736776)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: tony pizza

oh

Date: March 11th, 2025 11:53 AM

Author: blow off some steam

being a cuck makes me really angry (but also very horny)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2#48736776)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736808)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: blow off some steam

what set you off this bad? just reading “jew” makes you that upset?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736902)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: tony pizza

what was it about a pdf thread that got you to explode at the op, a fellow poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736965)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Hawk Taulia Tagovailoa (High Constitutional Moment)

2005: Adobe Acrobat free with windows.

2010: Adobe Acrobat $25 for lifetime license.

2025: Adobe Acrobat $25/month because it's such important software.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736450)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

literally why I copped Kofax Power PDF Advanced for like $125 when I started my law firm during COVID (and was Poor) instead of "subscribing" to fucking Adobe. I never looked back once after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736458)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Candy Ride

That's what we use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736664)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: internet g0y

does it do:

- save word to pdf

- allow me to rearrange pages in PDF

- allow me to add a blank page or slip sheets for exhibits

- recognize text/OCR for PDFs that are poor quality scans

- allow me to edit PDFs to add words

- redactions

- cntrl + f in PDF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736730)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

Yes with some caveat - for whatever reason, it doesn't from the start allow you to copy and paste from a PDF, you have to OCR it to Word first. I actually got the free Adobe PDF that lets you do that whenever I need to just quickly copy and paste.

- save word to pdf - YES

- allow me to rearrange pages in PDF - YES, however I have seen better

- allow me to add a blank page or slip sheets for exhibits - YES

- recognize text/OCR for PDFs that are poor quality scans - YES I DO THIS ALL THE TIME

- allow me to edit PDFs to add words - YES IF ITS A GOOD SCAN

- redactions - YES

- cntrl + f in PDF - SEE ABOVE RE THE COPY AND PASTE. I THINK IT CAN BUT YOU HAVE TO DO THE MAKE IT SEARCHABLE FUNCTION, OR CONVERT TO WORD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736813)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Acrobat is still the best, but unless you have unusual needs, there's probably an alternative available for much less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736833)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Namely...

- Kofax

- PDF-XChange

- PDF Studio

- Wondershare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5691485&forum_id=2:#48736855)