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Describe the worst marriage that you've seen.

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Ain't nothing gonna break my stride
  03/31/25
Shortly after my brother married his young wife, she stopped...
tentacle rape
  03/31/25
jfc fam
metaphysical certitude
  03/31/25
bro of mine married some crazy chick (she loved me though). ...
michael doodikoff
  03/31/25
i think the reason they continued to sleep in the same bed i...
novus homo
  03/31/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701718&mc=28&a...
famous nerds online
  03/31/25
couple that lived together for like 10 years. he was a drunk...
UhOh
  03/31/25
I could do a couple of these where kind of nerdy guy who was...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/31/25
RIP shortporch
martin heidegger
  03/31/25
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.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  03/31/25
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Faggottini
  03/31/25
On god don't speak ill of the dentists or they'll have you d...
"'''""""'"'
  03/31/25
!
Luigi's Mangina
  03/31/25
Couple I knew in HS. She was really hot, but dirt poor. He w...
OldHLSDude
  03/31/25
Damn
martin heidegger
  03/31/25
1. Good for her. A single round through cover getting that...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/31/25
They think she suffered a cardiac arrest from some kind of a...
OldHLSDude
  03/31/25
cr only sad part is the early end for this 180 hot chick wit...
martin heidegger
  03/31/25
somethings missing from that penultimate sentence champ
fulano
  03/31/25
One of my old water polo buddies got married a few years ago...
upstanding citizen
  03/31/25
This is surprisingly common
saibaman
  03/31/25
Flight manifest would say they purchased tickets/booked toge...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  03/31/25
Idk they all seem depressing to me, especially after the fir...
Oh, you travel?
  03/31/25
Great thread idea. Too busy at work to contribute now, but w...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  03/31/25
JFC scary story
Buddy
  03/31/25
brother living with a woman 20 years older than him, has a b...
Luigi's Mangina
  03/31/25


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Date: March 31st, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Ain't nothing gonna break my stride

Let's go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800083)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: tentacle rape

Shortly after my brother married his young wife, she stopped coming home at night. She eventually divorced him, falsely accused him of beating her , took the house and is now married to a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800091)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: metaphysical certitude

jfc fam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800093)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

bro of mine married some crazy chick (she loved me though). She would berate him in front of our friend group all the time, like go insane screaming at him. Would constantly shit talk him behind his back to us.

Turns out before they married she was indeed crazy, like institutionalized at a facility more than once. But from a "good" old money family so my buddy went along with it.

She locked him out of the house multiple times in like January/February where he was shivering cold for 45 minutes trying to get in.

Sheriffs came to serve him with divorce papers while they were home eating breakfast, he had no idea it was coming. For whatever reason they kept sleeping in the same bed during their entire divorce, she would do shit like pour a coke can onto his side of the bed, throw vases at his head full force (smashing on the wall behind him), and other insane shit. Don't know why he put himself through all of that.

The DAY the divorce was finalized she fucked the biggest manwhore we know and texted my buddy to gloat about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800117)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

i think the reason they continued to sleep in the same bed is the same reason dudes tolerate women like this to the point of marrying them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48801191)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: famous nerds online

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701718&mc=28&forum_id=2#48796878

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800126)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: UhOh

couple that lived together for like 10 years. he was a drunk, she was insane, but they always seemed to get along. college sweethearts, all that, you knew it was headed for marriage. they had a super nice wedding. within a couple months she would publicly humiliate and criticize him relentlessly. it was a little like that before marriage but it really ramped up, to the point where it made everyone uncomfortable. we all had a story about it, her laying into him at a dinner, or at a party, or wherever, and him just sitting there taking it. they were divorced within a year. still not sure what the hell happened. i guess she thought marriage would change everything? but after 10 years together i mean come on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800132)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

I could do a couple of these where kind of nerdy guy who was just excited to get attention from an attractive chick finds himself caught in the gravity well of a BPD woman. They fall into the inevitable cycle and he slowly retreats into the relationship and detaches from the rest of his loved ones and the world. She eventually cheats and it’s enough to finally spur him to leave. The divorce is acrimonious. Hopefully before there are kids. His ability to love is never fully restored and the second wife is always a pathological carer trying to undo the damage.

But let’s all recall that a friend of ours was literally assassinated by his in-laws for having the audacity to want to remain close to his children following the divorce. Fatally assassinated to death *by a bunch of dentists!* How dare he want the family to stay in the small city where his wife made him move and he nevertheless managed to attain tenure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800147)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: martin heidegger

RIP shortporch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800167)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800229)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800228)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: "'''""""'"'

On god don't speak ill of the dentists or they'll have you drilled like a cavity 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800311)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Luigi's Mangina (SSPX Masterman)

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48801171)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Couple I knew in HS. She was really hot, but dirt poor. He was a rich (by local standards) kid brat. He was a drunk, used to beat her and kept a girlfriend in a trailer behind their house. One night he came home super drunk and was trying to kick down the door so he could beat her some more. Having had enough, she loaded his deer rifle and put one round though the door and his heart. Police came and said, "We knew one of them was going to kill the other. We just didn't know who would do it first." No prosecution or even any interest in so doing. Fell into the "needed killing" homicide exemption. She remarried then her husband found her unconscious on the kitchen floor when he came home from work. She never regained consciousness and died in a nursing home at age 49.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800149)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: martin heidegger

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800171)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

1. Good for her. A single round through cover getting that hit suggests she was being deliberate about it.

2. Good for the cops & courts. One of the under appreciated aspects of old-school small towns was the locals ability to apply good context to how they handled things. Would not trust my municipality to have that good of judgment or to exercise that amount of discretion in this day and age.

3. Sad conclusion. Sounds like she had other drug or mental health issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800175)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

They think she suffered a cardiac arrest from some kind of arrhythmia. Her heart started back up but only after so long a pause she suffered severe brain damage. However, that's not certain - just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800225)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: martin heidegger

cr only sad part is the early end for this 180 hot chick with dead aim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800280)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: fulano

somethings missing from that penultimate sentence champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800183)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: upstanding citizen

One of my old water polo buddies got married a few years ago and let his husband (short, stocky Turkish guy) shove his dachshund puppy up his ass before their honeymoon flight (husband’s fetish), but it died and started smelling once they landed in Brazil and once the police started questioning them at the airport his husband pretended not to know him and disappeared completely. This was years ago, friend still can’t find him anywhere after hiring multiple investigators etc. No trace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800186)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: saibaman

This is surprisingly common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800226)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Flight manifest would say they purchased tickets/booked together, lol at lazy Brazilian cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800305)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

Idk they all seem depressing to me, especially after the first two years or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800234)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Great thread idea. Too busy at work to contribute now, but will chime in to say that I’m surprised there aren’t more discussions of the kids in the middle of it. All of my stories include that element. For instance, I kinda know this one lawyer who was married to a black crackhead prostitute. He seemed to come out of it ok, but his kids seemed to have some lasting impacts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800235)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Buddy

JFC scary story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48800868)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Luigi's Mangina (SSPX Masterman)

brother living with a woman 20 years older than him, has a banging body but is lolold. she fed their dog to an alligator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702746&forum_id=2:#48801165)