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In the 80s even dorks were guaranteed busty giggly cute women who adored them (v

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contagious crusty parlor
  01/08/26
Yeah dorks were also much less losery back then
razzle clear indian lodge azn
  01/08/26
This particular dork has more confidence and swagger than so...
contagious crusty parlor
  01/08/26
Perry Kurtz was my homie IRL
oomox
  05/25/26
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Shivering gas station
  01/08/26
Perry is alpha
appetizing candlestick maker
  01/08/26
He was recently killed by a nigga https://people.com/perr...
Bronze legend
  01/08/26
😯
contagious crusty parlor
  01/08/26
these people weren't real they were wannabe actors
bistre national liquid oxygen
  01/08/26
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bearded burgundy kitty cat
  01/08/26
natural swagger and knowing you've got a thick hog goes a lo...
Adulterous Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  01/08/26
Chuck Woolery was a gorgeous guy, no homo
Bronze legend
  01/08/26
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cell phones
  05/25/26
Holy shit I knew that guy lmfao. I met him at The Brass Monk...
oomox
  05/25/26


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Date: January 8th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: contagious crusty parlor

https://x.com/BrianRoemmele/status/2009076674298581496?s=20

Young men today do not realize. You could be 145 pounds with thick glasses in 1985 and casually tell a cheerful woman "I want to rub my thick hog all over your bazonkas" on a first date and she would LOVE you for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818956&forum_id=2:#49571656)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: razzle clear indian lodge azn

Yeah dorks were also much less losery back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818956&forum_id=2:#49571685)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: contagious crusty parlor

This particular dork has more confidence and swagger than so-called Alpha’s today, certainly because he knows he is guaranteed a woman like this

Today this woman would be picky and bitchy about male objective 8s taking her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818956&forum_id=2:#49571915)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: oomox

Perry Kurtz was my homie IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818956&forum_id=2:#49900488)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Shivering gas station



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: appetizing candlestick maker

Perry is alpha

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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Bronze legend

He was recently killed by a nigga

https://people.com/perry-kurtz-dead-hit-and-run-comedian-agt-alum-was-73-8696828

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818956&forum_id=2:#49571940)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: contagious crusty parlor

😯

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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: bistre national liquid oxygen

these people weren't real they were wannabe actors

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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: bearded burgundy kitty cat



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Adulterous Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

natural swagger and knowing you've got a thick hog goes a long way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818956&forum_id=2:#49571959)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Bronze legend

Chuck Woolery was a gorgeous guy, no homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818956&forum_id=2:#49574525)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: cell phones



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Date: May 25th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: oomox

Holy shit I knew that guy lmfao. I met him at The Brass Monkey in Koreatown in 2021 or 2022 and ran into him at at least two other karaoke bars over the next few years too (sometimes with an Asian woman who looked like 30 years younger than him), and my boyfriend knew him from a fourth. He died in a hit and run in 2024.

He would do an improv thing over the track for 'Bad Guy', it was pretty unfunny. His dance moves were great though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818956&forum_id=2:#49900482)