\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

You might be in Biglaw IF. . .' *Jeff Foxworthy voice*

...
glassy fragrant rehab
  11/15/14
IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be i...
Curious theater
  11/15/14
...
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
...
Razzle-dazzle abnormal menage double fault
  06/22/17
Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!
Misunderstood chapel
  11/15/14
...
heady clear love of her life senate
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review...
glassy fragrant rehab
  11/15/14
...
Misunderstood chapel
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
...
Razzle-dazzle abnormal menage double fault
  08/30/17
"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes...
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
...
Curious theater
  11/15/14
...
Misunderstood chapel
  11/15/14
...
Nighttime clown
  11/21/14
...
Fishy Hairless Sanctuary Deer Antler
  12/23/15
"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner,...
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
lol
Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage
  11/15/14
...
Coral degenerate
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
...
pontificating gay wizard native
  11/15/14
...
Amethyst motley public bath giraffe
  11/16/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
...
Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator
  06/22/17
...
ebony awkward fanboi mad-dog skullcap
  08/19/18
...
infuriating french tanning salon
  06/05/19
"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in ba...
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
...
Lake Concupiscible Bawdyhouse
  11/15/14
...
rusted submissive half-breed
  11/15/14
...
charcoal water buffalo
  11/15/14
KIRKLAND SHATTERS
red stead preventive strike
  11/16/14
...
charcoal water buffalo
  03/29/15
If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MI...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
lol, very good
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
...
Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator
  06/22/17
If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work ...
glassy fragrant rehab
  11/15/14
...
poppy center travel guidebook
  11/15/14
...
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...
poppy center travel guidebook
  11/15/14
lol
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
WILL'R DO
Indigo misanthropic round eye orchestra pit
  11/15/14
180
Curious theater
  11/15/14
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/sto...
glassy fragrant rehab
  11/15/14
...
Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage
  11/15/14
...
Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard
  11/15/14
...
Fishy Hairless Sanctuary Deer Antler
  11/15/14
...
charcoal water buffalo
  11/15/14
180
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
...
diverse selfie multi-billionaire
  11/15/14
...
Appetizing mint pozpig
  11/16/14
180
chartreuse abode gaming laptop
  11/16/14
180
Crimson ladyboy
  11/20/14
...
vibrant lay
  11/21/14
180
cyan church psychic
  09/16/15
...
Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard
  12/03/15
...
Big Bearded University
  12/03/15
jfc never change, xo
Learning disabled flushed nursing home cuckoldry
  12/03/15
...
Fishy Hairless Sanctuary Deer Antler
  12/23/15
...
Big Bearded University
  04/11/16
...
Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard
  04/11/16
...
Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator
  06/22/17
...
Startling halford box office
  12/14/17
...
Arousing space
  03/21/18
...
Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard
  05/14/20
...
Histrionic rough-skinned dingle berry
  09/18/20
...
Hilarious cheese-eating theatre liquid oxygen
  09/18/20
"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechani...
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
...
Flatulent walnut jewess
  09/14/15
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CO...
Curious theater
  11/15/14
lol
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
...
multi-colored ceo rigor
  11/15/14
"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and ...
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house
  12/10/18
If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MO...
Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen
  11/15/14
"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500...
Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage
  11/15/14
...
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
...
Carnelian doobsian community account point
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
...
Lake Concupiscible Bawdyhouse
  11/15/14
...
Amethyst motley public bath giraffe
  11/16/14
...
rose at-the-ready crackhouse mental disorder
  03/21/18
If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
lol
glassy fragrant rehab
  11/15/14
...
Curious theater
  11/15/14
...
Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard
  11/15/14
...
vibrant lay
  11/15/14
...
Offensive stage indirect expression
  11/15/14
...
Amethyst motley public bath giraffe
  11/16/14
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  09/17/15
...
Vigorous sooty temple generalized bond
  06/22/17
...
Arousing space
  06/22/17
If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're n...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
...
Electric casino useless brakes
  11/15/14
if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY...
glassy fragrant rehab
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
...
glassy fragrant rehab
  02/06/18
If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT wa...
Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen
  11/15/14
If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at ...
Curious theater
  11/15/14
goddamn this hits close
multi-colored ceo rigor
  11/15/14
So true
Dashing bat shit crazy death wish principal's office
  11/15/14
If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not ...
Cordovan Supple Stock Car
  11/15/14
The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT...
Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen
  11/15/14
If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled sta...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
Epic
poppy center travel guidebook
  11/15/14
...
charcoal water buffalo
  11/15/14
...
Sapphire Magical Fat Ankles Elastic Band
  11/15/14
i think we've all been here
impressive pale school son of senegal
  11/15/14
this.
lascivious wine parlor hairy legs
  11/15/14
...
purple den twinkling uncleanness
  11/15/14
This hits home
Cerise corner
  12/02/14
...
drab comical bbw
  03/29/15
...
charcoal water buffalo
  03/29/15
...
Wonderful Tattoo Chad
  08/05/15
Lol
wild provocative forum
  06/22/17
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  01/24/20
...
Histrionic rough-skinned dingle berry
  09/18/20
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  01/08/25
If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper y...
grizzly excitant azn factory reset button
  11/15/14
...
Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen
  11/15/14
IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AI...
Curious theater
  11/15/14
Yes.
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and yo...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
...
Curious theater
  11/15/14
If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you...
grizzly excitant azn factory reset button
  11/15/14
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
...
Emerald trailer park party of the first part
  12/14/17
...
Ivory Vengeful Set Goyim
  01/24/20
...
Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard
  05/14/20
If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might...
Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
...
frozen church building circlehead
  11/15/14
...
vibrant lay
  11/21/14
If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGH...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
...
citrine messiness station
  03/29/15
...
Startling halford box office
  12/14/17
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/15/14
This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely ...
buff adventurous office trust fund
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo re...
Adulterous bateful heaven
  11/21/14
...
vibrant lay
  03/29/15
If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . y...
charcoal water buffalo
  11/15/14
I like this
glassy fragrant rehab
  11/15/14
This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuf...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
...
Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage
  11/15/14
...
Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator
  06/22/17
If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're N...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
...
vibrant lay
  11/15/14
...
Offensive stage indirect expression
  11/15/14
...
Offensive stage indirect expression
  11/16/14
...
drab comical bbw
  03/29/15
If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig mach...
impressive pale school son of senegal
  11/15/14
If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you migh...
charcoal water buffalo
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never a...
aromatic lilac hall partner
  11/15/14
...
impressive pale school son of senegal
  11/15/14
If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check y...
rusted submissive half-breed
  11/15/14
Holy shit 180
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
...
Curious theater
  11/15/14
best in thread
Offensive stage indirect expression
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
...
Hilarious cheese-eating theatre liquid oxygen
  06/22/17
...
Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator
  06/22/17
...
buck-toothed talented locus
  12/14/17
If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you mig...
rusted submissive half-breed
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhanci...
rusted submissive half-breed
  11/15/14
If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't wor...
rusted submissive half-breed
  11/15/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  11/15/14
fuck, I'm turning 40 soon
heady clear love of her life senate
  11/16/14
...
Curious theater
  09/17/15
If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be i...
rusted submissive half-breed
  11/15/14
...
Cordovan Supple Stock Car
  11/15/14
If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret ...
Out-of-control hideous weed whacker
  11/15/14
...
charcoal water buffalo
  11/15/14
If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making...
glassy fragrant rehab
  11/16/14
...
Fighting stirring karate theater stage
  11/16/14
...
grizzly excitant azn factory reset button
  11/16/14
If your significant other does not ask when you are coming h...
rusted submissive half-breed
  11/20/14
...
Hairraiser Main People
  11/20/14
If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, yo...
rusted submissive half-breed
  11/20/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around...
embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig
  11/20/14
this is my favorite so far
glassy fragrant rehab
  11/20/14
If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing t...
embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig
  11/21/14
lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect
Cerebral Brilliant Tank
  11/21/14
...
Hilarious cheese-eating theatre liquid oxygen
  06/22/17
...
Histrionic rough-skinned dingle berry
  09/18/20
If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not b...
embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig
  11/21/14
...
Curious theater
  09/16/15
If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's f...
Adulterous bateful heaven
  11/21/14
If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse ...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  11/21/14
If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a P...
embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig
  11/21/14
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listenin...
High-end kink-friendly ratface
  11/21/14
If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few month...
embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig
  11/21/14
I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left beh...
charcoal water buffalo
  03/29/15
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  12/02/14
...
Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage
  01/28/15
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  02/11/15
...
Bossy stag film boltzmann
  03/29/15
If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in co...
vivacious field coldplay fan
  03/29/15
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  03/29/15
...
Olive Quadroon
  08/05/15
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  09/14/15
If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, y...
avocado drunken incel puppy
  09/14/15
...
Unhinged contagious stage
  10/09/15
...
Curious theater
  12/03/15
If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolon...
charismatic market affirmative action
  09/16/15
pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons tha...
Brindle Racy Dysfunction Area
  09/16/15
...
Curious theater
  09/16/15
*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction* *begins ...
charismatic market affirmative action
  06/22/17
...
orchid personal credit line
  06/22/17
If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace o...
Boyish jap black woman
  09/16/15
...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out...
charismatic market affirmative action
  09/16/15
...
wild provocative forum
  10/09/15
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  02/12/17
If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am...
Curious theater
  09/16/15
...
Boyish jap black woman
  09/16/15
...
White soggy boistinker persian
  12/23/15
If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay ...
Curious theater
  09/16/15
If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's littl...
Curious theater
  09/16/15
If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask...
Curious theater
  09/16/15
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  09/16/15
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  12/23/15
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  04/11/16
...
Olive Quadroon
  10/13/16
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  06/22/17
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  02/06/18
...
arrogant alcoholic pistol
  07/25/18
...
dun spot cumskin
  12/09/18
If your boss is always asking "where are we on this,&qu...
startled 180 piazza national security agency
  08/23/19
...
startled 180 piazza national security agency
  08/23/19
If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's...
startled 180 piazza national security agency
  08/23/19
If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile...
startled 180 piazza national security agency
  08/23/19
...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house
  09/18/20
...
ebony awkward fanboi mad-dog skullcap
  09/18/20
excellent
Maize coffee pot
  09/18/20
...
Bossy stag film boltzmann
  01/19/25


Poast new message in this thread


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722471)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Curious theater

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722477)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722488)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abnormal menage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620606)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood chapel

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722478)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: heady clear love of her life senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724022)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441081)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722484)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722504)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441085)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abnormal menage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34104154)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722495)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722501)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722502)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Nighttime clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766458)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Fishy Hairless Sanctuary Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441351)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722500)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722550)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Coral degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722863)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724034)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: pontificating gay wizard native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725023)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Amethyst motley public bath giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26734121)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441086)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620667)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: ebony awkward fanboi mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#36645990)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 5th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: infuriating french tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38344005)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722509)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Lake Concupiscible Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724878)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: rusted submissive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725001)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: charcoal water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725158)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: red stead preventive strike

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26730239)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: charcoal water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576506)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722525)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722542)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441088)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620671)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722572)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: poppy center travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722576)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722585)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441090)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: poppy center travel guidebook

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722573)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722584)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Indigo misanthropic round eye orchestra pit

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722583)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Curious theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722587)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722603)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722618)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723746)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Fishy Hairless Sanctuary Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723818)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: charcoal water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724028)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724039)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: diverse selfie multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724771)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Appetizing mint pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729372)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: chartreuse abode gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26734244)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Crimson ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26760824)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: vibrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766430)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: cyan church psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765980)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29298061)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Big Bearded University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29298080)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled flushed nursing home cuckoldry

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29301199)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Fishy Hairless Sanctuary Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441354)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Big Bearded University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#30247610)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#30247616)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620673)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Startling halford box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34923417)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Arousing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#35655721)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40208168)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Histrionic rough-skinned dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943358)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Hilarious cheese-eating theatre liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943949)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722592)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Flatulent walnut jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28753075)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441092)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Curious theater

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722593)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722600)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722596)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: multi-colored ceo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722875)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722608)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#37380873)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722609)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722614)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722617)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Carnelian doobsian community account point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722730)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724071)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Lake Concupiscible Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724891)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Amethyst motley public bath giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26734154)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: rose at-the-ready crackhouse mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#35655556)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722622)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722631)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722638)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723756)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: vibrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726472)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Offensive stage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726741)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Amethyst motley public bath giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26734157)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28774637)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Vigorous sooty temple generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33615964)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Arousing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620661)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722641)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Electric casino useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722644)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722651)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441098)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#35338469)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722654)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Curious theater

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722662)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: multi-colored ceo rigor

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722880)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Dashing bat shit crazy death wish principal's office

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724904)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Cordovan Supple Stock Car

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722663)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722702)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722682)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722716)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: poppy center travel guidebook

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722766)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: charcoal water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724026)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Sapphire Magical Fat Ankles Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724191)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: impressive pale school son of senegal

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724224)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: lascivious wine parlor hairy legs

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725511)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: purple den twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725817)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Cerise corner

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26843095)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: drab comical bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576483)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: charcoal water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576488)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Wonderful Tattoo Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28481316)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: wild provocative forum

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620007)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#39482896)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Histrionic rough-skinned dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943366)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 8th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#48532329)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: grizzly excitant azn factory reset button

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722738)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722758)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Curious theater

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722771)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722783)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722776)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722785)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: grizzly excitant azn factory reset button

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722781)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722786)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724044)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Emerald trailer park party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34923543)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Ivory Vengeful Set Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#39482943)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Sticky Green Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40208147)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Very Tactful Passionate Kitchen

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722795)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724068)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: frozen church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726733)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: vibrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766438)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722856)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: citrine messiness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576536)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Startling halford box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34923423)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723726)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: buff adventurous office trust fund

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723802)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724065)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Adulterous bateful heaven

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766878)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: vibrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27577185)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: charcoal water buffalo

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724035)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724604)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724610)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724846)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620675)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724062)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724090)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: vibrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726498)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Offensive stage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726770)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Offensive stage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26731743)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: drab comical bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576490)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: impressive pale school son of senegal

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724650)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: charcoal water buffalo

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724680)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724718)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441109)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: aromatic lilac hall partner

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724734)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: impressive pale school son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724737)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: rusted submissive half-breed

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725061)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725072)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725822)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Offensive stage indirect expression

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726777)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441135)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Hilarious cheese-eating theatre liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620660)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Flesh outnumbered athletic conference masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620676)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: buck-toothed talented locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#34923579)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: rusted submissive half-breed

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725070)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441114)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: rusted submissive half-breed

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725087)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: rusted submissive half-breed

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725109)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725125)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: heady clear love of her life senate

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729358)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28774623)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: rusted submissive half-breed

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725114)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Cordovan Supple Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725836)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control hideous weed whacker

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725190)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: charcoal water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725810)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729080)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Fighting stirring karate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729126)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: grizzly excitant azn factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26731737)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: rusted submissive half-breed

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26760798)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Main People

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26761079)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: rusted submissive half-breed

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26760847)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441117)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26761313)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: glassy fragrant rehab

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26761565)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766054)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Cerebral Brilliant Tank

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766702)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Hilarious cheese-eating theatre liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620665)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Histrionic rough-skinned dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943377)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766138)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766037)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Adulterous bateful heaven

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766906)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766963)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26767156)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441126)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: High-end kink-friendly ratface

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26767264)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone idiot codepig

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26767278)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: charcoal water buffalo

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576504)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26843059)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Irradiated Garrison Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27205257)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27296038)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Bossy stag film boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576407)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: vivacious field coldplay fan

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27577202)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27578568)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Olive Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28481282)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28752928)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: avocado drunken incel puppy

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28752966)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Unhinged contagious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28933149)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29298042)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: charismatic market affirmative action

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765947)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Brindle Racy Dysfunction Area

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765971)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765975)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: charismatic market affirmative action

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33615935)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: orchid personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620604)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Boyish jap black woman

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765991)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: charismatic market affirmative action

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766006)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: wild provocative forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28935775)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#32606513)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Curious theater

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765999)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Boyish jap black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766009)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: White soggy boistinker persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441132)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Curious theater

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766005)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Curious theater

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766026)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Curious theater

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766032)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766046)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29440801)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#30247606)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Olive Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#31630124)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33615649)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#35337496)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: arrogant alcoholic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#36495823)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: dun spot cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#37380335)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: startled 180 piazza national security agency

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731749)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: startled 180 piazza national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731855)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: startled 180 piazza national security agency

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731893)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: startled 180 piazza national security agency

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731903)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943342)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: ebony awkward fanboi mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40943350)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: Maize coffee pot

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#40944573)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 19th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Bossy stag film boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#48565222)