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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: insecure macaca



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722477)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Fragrant insane stage



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: Yellow charismatic gas station



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: mewling vermilion volcanic crater

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722478)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Awkward Opaque Jew



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: insecure macaca

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: mewling vermilion volcanic crater



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Yellow charismatic gas station



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Fragrant insane stage

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26722495)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: mewling vermilion volcanic crater



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: mint self-centered alpha



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Carmine impressive hissy fit



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Fragrant insane stage

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Brilliant University

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: disrespectful native personal credit line



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: lascivious boiling water codepig



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: bright talking regret dysfunction



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant Violent New Version State



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:44 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Fragrant insane stage

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Fragrant insane stage

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Fragrant insane stage

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
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Author: insecure macaca

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Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: insecure macaca

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse

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Author: Low-t lodge

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Author: Low-t lodge

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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Glittery nursing home headpube



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Confused soggy son of senegal

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac tripping place of business cuckoldry

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: flushed school dopamine



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: gay garrison faggotry

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: insecure macaca

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Brilliant University



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Violent New Version State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33620675)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: flushed school dopamine



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Provocative Telephone Turdskin



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Provocative Telephone Turdskin



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Nighttime Know-it-all Cuckold Queen Of The Night



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: odious geriatric halford legend

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: gay garrison faggotry

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Pink razzmatazz pit gunner

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: odious geriatric halford legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26724737)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: adventurous slap-happy coffee pot

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Provocative Telephone Turdskin

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#29441135)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: doobsian thriller yarmulke



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Violent New Version State



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Boyish Corner



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: adventurous slap-happy coffee pot

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: adventurous slap-happy coffee pot

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: adventurous slap-happy coffee pot

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Awkward Opaque Jew

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: adventurous slap-happy coffee pot

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring organic girlfriend temple



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: sickened vibrant masturbator

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: gay garrison faggotry



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: insecure macaca

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Costumed chapel keepsake machete



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Low-t lodge



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: adventurous slap-happy coffee pot

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: laughsome address tank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: adventurous slap-happy coffee pot

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: khaki bipolar spot

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: insecure macaca

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: khaki bipolar spot

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Beta tantric therapy resort

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: doobsian thriller yarmulke



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: floppy magenta market



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: khaki bipolar spot

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac tripping place of business cuckoldry

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: khaki bipolar spot

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: sepia depressive

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: khaki bipolar spot

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: gay garrison faggotry

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Brilliant University



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Bronze Athletic Conference



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Razzle wine step-uncle's house

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#27577202)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: navy forum



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Passionate abusive pocket flask messiness

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: mustard unholy public bath mad-dog skullcap



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: excitant topaz church goal in life

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: adulterous hot base

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: excitant topaz church goal in life

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Rose scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Lime theater hominid

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: excitant topaz church goal in life

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Wonderful station doctorate



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Lime theater hominid



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: pearl autistic chad



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Whorehouse

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: navy forum



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gay Wizard



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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Balding Private Investor



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: angry coldplay fan house

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: angry coldplay fan house



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: angry coldplay fan house

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731893)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: angry coldplay fan house

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2:#38731903)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: very tactful marketing idea



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