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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: geriatric avocado property It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: razzle stubborn orchestra pit stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Sickened Cracking Brunch Kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: cerebral sanctuary reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: impertinent green tanning salon did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: talented sweet tailpipe public bath "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Irradiated native (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: dark sexy marketing idea "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: magenta theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: shimmering locale (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: geriatric avocado property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Apoplectic swollen forum main people who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: geriatric avocado property Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Apoplectic swollen forum main people whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: geriatric avocado property CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Anal depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Aromatic shrine 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: violet hyperventilating set "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Anal depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Self-absorbed Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335487) |