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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Navy Address
  12/29/15
b!
Racy buff boistinker national
  12/29/15
C
Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film
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crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard
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c
irate beady-eyed institution
  12/29/15
a
orchid alcoholic toilet seat
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a
Aggressive ticket booth
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Racy buff boistinker national
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Navy Address
  12/29/15
...
crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Racy buff boistinker national
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Flickering Pink Native Main People
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crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard
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?
Flickering Pink Native Main People
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crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Navy Address
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...
crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard
  12/29/15
c for sure
Flickering Pink Native Main People
  12/29/15
C
Aggressive ticket booth
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c
Talking gaming laptop nursing home
  12/29/15
Xo
Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film
  12/29/15
chaturbate
odious harsh resort toaster
  12/30/15
C!
Racy buff boistinker national
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Racy buff boistinker national
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
massive irradiated base community account
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...
crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard
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...
Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Talking gaming laptop nursing home
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Zippy Genital Piercing Corner
  12/29/15
lol ouch
mind-boggling startling faggotry
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Flickering Pink Native Main People
  12/29/15
...
Pungent slate station corn cake
  12/30/15
...
crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Aphrodisiac personal credit line
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Navy Address
  12/30/15
2
mind-boggling startling faggotry
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Aphrodisiac personal credit line
  12/30/15
police
odious harsh resort toaster
  12/30/15
1
Aggressive ticket booth
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film
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Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film
  01/02/16
4 and 180
Talking gaming laptop nursing home
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Talking gaming laptop nursing home
  12/30/15
...
Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
Flatulent Haunting Indian Lodge
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Cracking Underhanded Orchestra Pit
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Navy Address

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Racy buff boistinker national

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: irate beady-eyed institution

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: orchid alcoholic toilet seat

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Aggressive ticket booth

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Racy buff boistinker national

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Navy Address

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Racy buff boistinker national

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Flickering Pink Native Main People

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Flickering Pink Native Main People

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Navy Address

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Flickering Pink Native Main People

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Aggressive ticket booth

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Talking gaming laptop nursing home

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: odious harsh resort toaster

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Racy buff boistinker national

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Racy buff boistinker national

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: massive irradiated base community account

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Talking gaming laptop nursing home

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Zippy Genital Piercing Corner

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling startling faggotry

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Flickering Pink Native Main People

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Pungent slate station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: crawly swashbuckling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac personal credit line

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Navy Address

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling startling faggotry

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac personal credit line

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: odious harsh resort toaster

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Aggressive ticket booth

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Talking gaming laptop nursing home

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Talking gaming laptop nursing home

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Flatulent Haunting Indian Lodge

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Cracking Underhanded Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Startled milk

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Gaped home chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#41284137)