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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
red thriller school
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Idiotic pit boltzmann
  01/26/16
This one stings.
soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Dead glittery orchestra pit
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Nofapping twisted business firm
  10/24/16
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cordovan fluffy background story kitchen
  01/03/17
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vermilion harsh principal's office
  02/20/18
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concupiscible outnumbered whorehouse
  06/03/19
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Dead glittery orchestra pit
  10/14/20
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territorial puppy menage
  01/25/16
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nighttime partner
  01/25/16
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ebony aggressive house mood
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big coral digit ratio main people
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deep skinny woman
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ebony aggressive house mood
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big coral digit ratio main people
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Purple vigorous sanctuary
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/25/16
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Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
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Crawly pervert lay
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red thriller school
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Overrated indecent knife clown
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
sinister bateful preventive strike stage
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sepia school cafeteria generalized bond
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Idiotic pit boltzmann
  01/26/16
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gay disrespectful potus
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doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
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embarrassed to the bone crotch field
  11/27/16
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ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  06/13/17
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turquoise supple goal in life station
  12/19/17
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red thriller school
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home
  01/26/16
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galvanic legal warrant
  10/24/16
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cordovan fluffy background story kitchen
  11/27/16
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ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/23/17
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Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma
  03/15/17
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ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  04/20/17
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ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  02/20/18
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ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  05/24/18
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orchid home
  09/26/21
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sienna appetizing area milk
  05/15/22
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sienna appetizing area milk
  05/04/24
ruthless.
abusive antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Brutal
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
offensive piazza circlehead
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
arrogant stag film twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
toxic
pea-brained cheese-eating corner alpha
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
motley hominid
  01/25/16
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nighttime partner
  01/25/16
...
red thriller school
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle jew parlor
  01/25/16
damnit
Lascivious Sapphire Shrine Wrinkle
  01/25/16
...
ebony aggressive house mood
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
red thriller school
  01/25/16
jfc
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/25/16
Cr edit
ebony aggressive house mood
  01/25/16
...
red thriller school
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/25/16
Cr
red thriller school
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
hm
Provocative avocado karate
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
wait
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home
  01/26/16
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fantasy-prone site
  01/25/16
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red thriller school
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
motley hominid
  01/25/16
...
aphrodisiac hall scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
abusive antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
abusive antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/25/16
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turquoise supple goal in life station
  01/25/16
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vibrant maize azn public bath
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Lascivious Sapphire Shrine Wrinkle
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Razzle-dazzle jew parlor
  01/25/16
...
red thriller school
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Exciting flirting sex offender
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
red thriller school
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Racy Hilarious Office Reading Party
  01/25/16
...
balding dull state dog poop
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
slippery stage
  01/25/16
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arrogant stag film twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
Overrated indecent knife clown
  01/25/16
damn
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
...
azure violent weed whacker lodge
  01/25/16
...
Cerise bearded pisswyrm party of the first part
  01/25/16
O LORD
Bespoke Iridescent Hell
  01/25/16
jfc
mewling crystalline den keepsake machete
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
mind-boggling flesh address
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
sepia school cafeteria generalized bond
  01/25/16
...
ebony aggressive house mood
  01/25/16
Lmao
red thriller school
  01/25/16
...
Ruddy tripping box office
  01/25/16
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soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home
  01/26/16
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azure violent weed whacker lodge
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doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
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red thriller school
  02/15/16
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Unhinged telephone
  07/08/17
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bisexual disturbing sweet tailpipe
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electric dark regret
  07/08/17
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red thriller school
  10/27/17
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obsidian high-end native
  12/26/17
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red thriller school
  05/24/18
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red thriller school
  03/16/20
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umber arousing step-uncle's house indirect expression
  02/18/22
...
very tactful bossy range
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
sinister bateful preventive strike stage
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Lascivious Sapphire Shrine Wrinkle
  01/25/16
ouch
pontificating henna quadroon
  01/26/16
poison
Hyperventilating ape giraffe
  01/26/16
...
dun swashbuckling newt
  01/26/16
180
Idiotic pit boltzmann
  01/26/16
...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
confused slap-happy toaster
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
cobalt stock car jap
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Hairraiser Swollen Theater
  09/27/16
...
very tactful bossy range
  12/26/17
...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
  08/12/19
180
Dead glittery orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
ultramarine infuriating meetinghouse gaming laptop
  01/27/16
...
turquoise supple goal in life station
  01/27/16
...
red thriller school
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
comical carmine shitlib
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
comical carmine shitlib
  02/02/16
...
sadistic fragrant gas station mexican
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Bronze cruise ship
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Excitant rambunctious kitty
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Alcoholic lake parlour legend
  02/24/16
18000000
chest-beating base
  03/04/16
165
aromatic codepig spot
  03/04/16
...
Light odious casino
  05/19/16
chilling
chestnut laughsome headpube stead
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Talented Big-titted Sound Barrier Cuck
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Floppy half-breed
  01/03/17
oh my.
Contagious lavender turdskin garrison
  01/23/17
toxic
Talking Well-lubricated Church Building
  03/13/17
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Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma
  03/15/17
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vibrant maize azn public bath
  04/02/17
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heady insecure bawdyhouse
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
black disgusting locale
  07/08/17
...
Mustard exhilarant pozpig
  10/27/17
mother of god
bisexual disturbing sweet tailpipe
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Aquamarine mildly autistic brunch
  10/27/17
JFC
bull headed drunken fat ankles
  10/27/17
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frozen theatre really tough guy
  12/26/17
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hateful razzmatazz market
  12/26/17
ouch
Chocolate curious chapel
  02/20/18
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Wonderful Space
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Stimulating ticket booth
  01/16/19
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Carnelian Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Location
  08/09/19
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orchid home
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Amber pistol
  07/28/25
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Spruce adventurous jewess
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Multi-colored chad
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Overrated indecent knife clown
  01/25/16
...
sepia school cafeteria generalized bond
  01/25/16
...
Translucent Set
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
toxic
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
red thriller school
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
red thriller school
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
boyish judgmental church
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Exciting flirting sex offender
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Exciting flirting sex offender
  01/25/16
TY bro
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
sepia school cafeteria generalized bond
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
spectacular filthy heaven
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
offensive piazza circlehead
  10/27/17
...
stubborn diverse senate
  10/27/17
...
red thriller school
  05/24/18
...
Contagious lavender turdskin garrison
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Low-t fishy dysfunction abode
  10/27/17
credited advice
Chocolate curious chapel
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Cerebral psychic
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
i lol'd
blue new version
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Exciting flirting sex offender
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
red thriller school
  01/25/16
lol
Charismatic Corn Cake Point
  06/01/17
...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Idiotic pit boltzmann
  01/26/16
...
very tactful bossy range
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
mind-boggling flesh address
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
mind-boggling flesh address
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
mind-boggling flesh address
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
mind-boggling flesh address
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
mind-boggling flesh address
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
red thriller school
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
Lmao
Salmon trip property foreskin
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
red thriller school
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
red thriller school
  01/25/16
lmao true
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
very tactful bossy range
  12/26/17
Haha
stirring honey-headed tanning salon
  03/19/20
...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle jew parlor
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
spectacular filthy heaven
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Deranged Theater Stage
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
histrionic personal credit line
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
red thriller school
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Low-t fishy dysfunction abode
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Hairraiser Swollen Theater
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Violent 180 messiness
  06/03/19
oh no
cobalt stock car jap
  08/08/19
LOL
Violet razzle trump supporter
  03/16/20
JFC
Contagious lavender turdskin garrison
  03/19/20
Update?
umber arousing step-uncle's house indirect expression
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
startling maniacal university fanboi
  01/25/16
...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
turquoise supple goal in life station
  05/19/16
...
fantasy-prone site
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Razzle-dazzle jew parlor
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Cr
Razzle-dazzle jew parlor
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
Spruce adventurous jewess
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Mauve resort idea he suggested
  01/26/16
...
Mauve resort idea he suggested
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
territorial puppy menage
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Unhinged telephone
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Titillating shimmering rehab
  01/26/16
...
azure violent weed whacker lodge
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Idiotic pit boltzmann
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Titillating shimmering rehab
  01/26/16
Lmfao
red thriller school
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
territorial puppy menage
  01/26/16
...
Irradiated Misunderstood Crackhouse Ladyboy
  01/16/19
...
stirring honey-headed tanning salon
  03/16/20
...
Dead glittery orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
azure violent weed whacker lodge
  01/26/16
...
turquoise supple goal in life station
  03/28/16
...
Carnelian Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Location
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
vivacious philosopher-king coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
red thriller school
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
boyish judgmental church
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Dead glittery orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping twisted business firm
  10/24/16
...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
blue new version
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
mischievous drab temple
  04/04/16
...
Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma
  03/15/17
*applause*
mint library faggot firefighter
  10/27/17
...
orchid home
  09/26/21
...
Low-t fishy dysfunction abode
  01/26/16
...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
red thriller school
  01/26/16
...
Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle jew parlor
  01/26/16
...
Exciting flirting sex offender
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
Describe
Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
Exciting flirting sex offender
  01/26/16
Please be flame
red thriller school
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Mustard exhilarant pozpig
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
Fuck
Mustard exhilarant pozpig
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
fantasy-prone site
  01/26/16
cq's!
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
...
Contagious lavender turdskin garrison
  03/19/20
...
Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Gold Community Account Trailer Park
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
boyish judgmental church
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Spruce adventurous jewess
  01/26/16
...
red thriller school
  01/26/16
...
Chocolate curious chapel
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
boyish judgmental church
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Exciting flirting sex offender
  01/26/16
...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
  01/26/16
LOL fair
boyish judgmental church
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tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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azure violent weed whacker lodge
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soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home
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Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma
  03/15/17
...
Unhinged telephone
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
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jfc
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
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...
center nibblets
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lmao at the dog bit
Titillating shimmering rehab
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
do u love it
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
burgundy institution gaping
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...
medicated self-centered
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Titillating shimmering rehab
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
...
red thriller school
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Titillating shimmering rehab
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
...
Cumskin
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Rebellious Son Of Senegal Black Woman
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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Dead glittery orchestra pit
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*puts gun in mouth*
Exciting flirting sex offender
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...
fantasy-prone site
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
azure violent weed whacker lodge
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JFC
nubile cruel-hearted
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180
Magenta
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...
bat-shit-crazy
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Mustard exhilarant pozpig
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
burgundy institution gaping
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Rebellious Son Of Senegal Black Woman
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...
Rebellious Son Of Senegal Black Woman
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
burgundy institution gaping
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
180 twist
red thriller school
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...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
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THIS
blue new version
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...
hairless ratface
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Purple vigorous sanctuary
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Purple vigorous sanctuary
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
boyish judgmental church
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Angry Police Squad
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Lascivious Sapphire Shrine Wrinkle
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...
Overrated indecent knife clown
  01/26/16
180
mentally impaired sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
sepia school cafeteria generalized bond
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
red thriller school
  01/27/16
...
fantasy-prone site
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
comical carmine shitlib
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Self-absorbed chrome
  05/19/16
repost please
sepia school cafeteria generalized bond
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
burgundy institution gaping
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Self-absorbed chrome
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Cumskin
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tyft brother
blue new version
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...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
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...
Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo
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180.
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hairless ratface
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bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
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brave
red thriller school
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...
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bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
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...
sepia school cafeteria generalized bond
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...
red thriller school
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...
red thriller school
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ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
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...
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cr
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...
bearded costumed hospital mental disorder
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...
red thriller school
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...
hissy fit
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...
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
  10/21/16
mods please delete
fantasy-prone site
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water
  10/24/16
...
red thriller school
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Self-absorbed chrome
  10/24/16
...
Talented Big-titted Sound Barrier Cuck
  10/27/16
...
Chartreuse
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
fantasy-prone site
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
red thriller school
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
clear flatulent halford
  01/23/17
... ...
Low-t fishy dysfunction abode
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...
red thriller school
  07/08/17
Lol
Charcoal
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
green prole
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...
Dead glittery orchestra pit
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...
red thriller school
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...
ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
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...
Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma
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...
Talented Big-titted Sound Barrier Cuck
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
round eye patrolman
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
flushed lettuce multi-billionaire
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
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...
doctorate
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...
turquoise supple goal in life station
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
rigpig
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...
Contagious lavender turdskin garrison
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where is corporate slave?
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Brindle alcoholic laser beams people who are hurt
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ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker
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...
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This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
fantasy-prone site
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...
frozen theatre really tough guy
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
boistinker
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
red thriller school
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
boistinker
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No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Chartreuse
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
autistic yarmulke
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red thriller school
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Jet-lagged dingle berry
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The signs were, sadly, all there
red thriller school
  07/25/18
...
gay disrespectful potus
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...
Mustard exhilarant pozpig
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
red thriller school
  01/16/19
...
fantasy-prone site
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
green prole
  01/16/19
Jfc
red thriller school
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
fantasy-prone site
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Nowag
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Purple vigorous sanctuary
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
topaz apoplectic death wish
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
topaz apoplectic death wish
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Titillating shimmering rehab
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
topaz apoplectic death wish
  01/17/19
...
Mustard exhilarant pozpig
  04/08/19
...
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
frozen theatre really tough guy
  04/09/19
...
topaz apoplectic death wish
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
topaz apoplectic death wish
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
red thriller school
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Domesticated liquid oxygen athletic conference
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
red thriller school
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fantasy-prone site
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
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  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
topaz apoplectic death wish
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...
Dead glittery orchestra pit
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
topaz apoplectic death wish
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topaz apoplectic death wish
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Beta unholy tank incel
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Rusted voyeur
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: red thriller school

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Idiotic pit boltzmann

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Dead glittery orchestra pit

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: orchid home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Tan Bonkers National Candlestick Maker



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: sienna appetizing area milk



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: sienna appetizing area milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: abusive antidepressant drug

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: offensive piazza circlehead



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: arrogant stag film twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: pea-brained cheese-eating corner alpha

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: motley hominid

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: nighttime partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: red thriller school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jew parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Sapphire Shrine Wrinkle

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: ebony aggressive house mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: red thriller school

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: ebony aggressive house mood

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: red thriller school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: red thriller school

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Provocative avocado karate

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone site



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: red thriller school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: motley hominid

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: abusive antidepressant drug

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: abusive antidepressant drug

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: turquoise supple goal in life station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Lascivious Sapphire Shrine Wrinkle



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jew parlor

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Exciting flirting sex offender

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: red thriller school

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Office Reading Party

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: balding dull state dog poop



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: slippery stage

MASTERful work

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: arrogant stag film twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Overrated indecent knife clown



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: azure violent weed whacker lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Cerise bearded pisswyrm party of the first part



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Bespoke Iridescent Hell

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: mewling crystalline den keepsake machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling flesh address

180 KILLSHOT

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: sepia school cafeteria generalized bond

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: ebony aggressive house mood



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: red thriller school

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Ruddy tripping box office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
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Author: red thriller school



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: obsidian high-end native



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: very tactful bossy range



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: sinister bateful preventive strike stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Sapphire Shrine Wrinkle

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: pontificating henna quadroon

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Hyperventilating ape giraffe

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: dun swashbuckling newt



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Idiotic pit boltzmann

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: confused slap-happy toaster

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: cobalt stock car jap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Swollen Theater

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: very tactful bossy range



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Dead glittery orchestra pit

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: ultramarine infuriating meetinghouse gaming laptop

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: comical carmine shitlib

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: comical carmine shitlib

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Bronze cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Excitant rambunctious kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic lake parlour legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: chest-beating base

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: aromatic codepig spot

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: chestnut laughsome headpube stead

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Talented Big-titted Sound Barrier Cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Floppy half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious lavender turdskin garrison

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Talking Well-lubricated Church Building

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: vibrant maize azn public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: heady insecure bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: black disgusting locale

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: bisexual disturbing sweet tailpipe

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine mildly autistic brunch

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: bull headed drunken fat ankles

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: frozen theatre really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: hateful razzmatazz market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Chocolate curious chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Stimulating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Carnelian Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: orchid home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Amber pistol

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Spruce adventurous jewess

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored chad

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Overrated indecent knife clown

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: sepia school cafeteria generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Translucent Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: red thriller school

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: red thriller school

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: boyish judgmental church

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Exciting flirting sex offender

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Exciting flirting sex offender

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: sepia school cafeteria generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: spectacular filthy heaven

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: offensive piazza circlehead

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: stubborn diverse senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: red thriller school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Contagious lavender turdskin garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Low-t fishy dysfunction abode

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Chocolate curious chapel

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Cerebral psychic

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: blue new version

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Exciting flirting sex offender

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: red thriller school

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Charismatic Corn Cake Point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Idiotic pit boltzmann

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: very tactful bossy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling flesh address

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling flesh address

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling flesh address

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling flesh address

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling flesh address

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: red thriller school

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Salmon trip property foreskin

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: red thriller school

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: red thriller school

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: very tactful bossy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: stirring honey-headed tanning salon

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jew parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: spectacular filthy heaven

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Deranged Theater Stage

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: histrionic personal credit line

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: red thriller school

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Low-t fishy dysfunction abode

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser Swollen Theater

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Violent 180 messiness

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: cobalt stock car jap

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Violet razzle trump supporter

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Contagious lavender turdskin garrison

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: umber arousing step-uncle's house indirect expression

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: startling maniacal university fanboi

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: turquoise supple goal in life station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jew parlor

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jew parlor

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Spruce adventurous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Mauve resort idea he suggested

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Mauve resort idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: territorial puppy menage

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Unhinged telephone

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: azure violent weed whacker lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Idiotic pit boltzmann

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: red thriller school

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: territorial puppy menage

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Misunderstood Crackhouse Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: stirring honey-headed tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Dead glittery orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: azure violent weed whacker lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: turquoise supple goal in life station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Carnelian Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: vivacious philosopher-king coffee pot

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: red thriller school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: boyish judgmental church

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Dead glittery orchestra pit

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Nofapping twisted business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: blue new version

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: mischievous drab temple

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author:  mint library faggot firefighter

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: orchid home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Low-t fishy dysfunction abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: red thriller school

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jew parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Exciting flirting sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Exciting flirting sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: red thriller school

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone site

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Contagious lavender turdskin garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Gold Community Account Trailer Park

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: boyish judgmental church

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Spruce adventurous jewess

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: red thriller school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Chocolate curious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: boyish judgmental church

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Exciting flirting sex offender

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: boyish judgmental church

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: azure violent weed whacker lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring transparent famous landscape painting nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Unhinged telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all pearl volcanic crater

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Nofapping twisted business firm

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: turquoise supple goal in life station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: cordovan fluffy background story kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Painfully honest olive masturbator

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  center nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: medicated self-centered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: red thriller school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Rebellious Son Of Senegal Black Woman

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Lascivious Sapphire Shrine Wrinkle

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Dead glittery orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Exciting flirting sex offender

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: fantasy-prone site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: azure violent weed whacker lodge

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: nubile cruel-hearted

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Magenta

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Rebellious Son Of Senegal Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Rebellious Son Of Senegal Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: red thriller school

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: blue new version

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: hairless ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Purple vigorous sanctuary

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Purple vigorous sanctuary

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: boyish judgmental church

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: doobsian indigo roommate indian lodge

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous rigor forum

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  Angry Police Squad

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Lascivious Sapphire Shrine Wrinkle

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Overrated indecent knife clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  mentally impaired sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: sepia school cafeteria generalized bond

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: red thriller school

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: fantasy-prone site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: comical carmine shitlib

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chrome

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: sepia school cafeteria generalized bond

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: burgundy institution gaping

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chrome

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  Cumskin

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: blue new version

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: turquoise supple goal in life station

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: hairless ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Talented Big-titted Sound Barrier Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  Wagecucks

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: red thriller school

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: umber arousing step-uncle's house indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Charcoal

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: sepia school cafeteria generalized bond



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: vibrant maize azn public bath



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: umber arousing step-uncle's house indirect expression



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: bearded costumed hospital mental disorder



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  hissy fit



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: fantasy-prone site

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Passionate Glassy Kitty Cat Boiling Water

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: red thriller school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chrome

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Talented Big-titted Sound Barrier Cuck



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: fantasy-prone site

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: red thriller school

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: clear flatulent halford

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Low-t fishy dysfunction abode

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Charcoal

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  green prole

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Dead glittery orchestra pit



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Opaque Dilemma



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Talented Big-titted Sound Barrier Cuck



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  round eye patrolman

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: flushed lettuce multi-billionaire

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Contagious lavender turdskin garrison

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  doctorate



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: turquoise supple goal in life station



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  rigpig

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Contagious lavender turdskin garrison



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  anal

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Brindle alcoholic laser beams people who are hurt



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: fantasy-prone site

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: frozen theatre really tough guy



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  boistinker

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: red thriller school

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  boistinker

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: autistic yarmulke

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Coiffed cracking private investor water buffalo



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dingle berry

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: red thriller school

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: gay disrespectful potus



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: red thriller school

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone site



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  green prole

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: red thriller school

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone site

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  Nowag

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Purple vigorous sanctuary

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: topaz apoplectic death wish

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: topaz apoplectic death wish

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: topaz apoplectic death wish

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: 



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: frozen theatre really tough guy

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: topaz apoplectic death wish



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: topaz apoplectic death wish

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: red thriller school

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Domesticated liquid oxygen athletic conference

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: red thriller school

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone site



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Excitant rambunctious kitty

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: topaz apoplectic death wish

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Dead glittery orchestra pit



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: topaz apoplectic death wish

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: topaz apoplectic death wish



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Beta unholy tank incel

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Rusted voyeur

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Beta unholy tank incel

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Beta unholy tank incel



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: sable gay wizard



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  striped hyena



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone site



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Hideous Becky



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: orchid home



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Titillating shimmering rehab

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed plaza windowlicker



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: umber arousing step-uncle's house indirect expression



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: wine depressive

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Plum kink-friendly hunting ground

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: red thriller school



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Mustard exhilarant pozpig



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: umber arousing step-uncle's house indirect expression



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