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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
odious theater people who are hurt
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: odious theater people who are hurt

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Supple zombie-like orchestra pit

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: appetizing copper voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: bistre excitant gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Primrose Queen Of The Night Mother

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Primrose Queen Of The Night Mother

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring soul-stirring state double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Bateful Crackhouse Shitlib

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: odious theater people who are hurt

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Bateful Crackhouse Shitlib

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: odious theater people who are hurt

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: cyan dilemma pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station chad

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: chocolate talented principal's office

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: odious theater people who are hurt

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station chad

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: odious theater people who are hurt

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station chad

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring soul-stirring state double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Bull headed jew

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: disturbing flesh dragon fanboi

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: multi-colored outnumbered background story

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Supple zombie-like orchestra pit

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: disturbing flesh dragon fanboi



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jet shrine

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Supple zombie-like orchestra pit

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: odious theater people who are hurt

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Carmine fragrant deer antler nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Nubile Glittery Affirmative Action

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Rambunctious flirting bawdyhouse

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: burgundy trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Plum Big Fortuitous Meteor

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station chad

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: motley cuck

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: odious theater people who are hurt

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Plum Big Fortuitous Meteor

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: odious theater people who are hurt

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Plum Big Fortuitous Meteor

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious flirting bawdyhouse

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Plum Big Fortuitous Meteor

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: motley cuck

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: galvanic brilliant piazza nibblets

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Plum Big Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: flushed abnormal house wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: flushed abnormal house wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: hot floppy pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Splenetic wonderful parlour depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Bateful Crackhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Sadistic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Iridescent friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: chartreuse insane lay round eye

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: disturbing flesh dragon fanboi

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Plum Big Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Lilac abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Aqua mind-boggling bbw goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: cocky aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Vibrant Parlor Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Racy Business Firm Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: deep center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: cocky aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Mood Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Lascivious Mood Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Ivory National Security Agency Mexican

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: burgundy trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Adventurous blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: galvanic brilliant piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Saffron heady newt persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: chartreuse insane lay round eye

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Provocative therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Mood Ratface

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: 180 clown degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Swollen Becky Sweet Tailpipe

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: motley cuck

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: wine immigrant base

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Light stimulating athletic conference

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Plum Big Fortuitous Meteor

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: galvanic brilliant piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: chartreuse insane lay round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: sapphire godawful filthpig liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: twisted low-t home

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: spectacular toilet seat pocket flask

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Garnet comical mental disorder twinkling uncleanness

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station chad

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Cerebral crotch sandwich

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Charismatic legend

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Plum Big Fortuitous Meteor

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: motley cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: appetizing copper voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: motley cuck

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Gold Azn Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Trip ungodly market

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling chapel headpube

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Hominid Rehab

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station chad

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Hominid Rehab

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: motley cuck

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Trip ungodly market

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Irradiated wild half-breed range

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring soul-stirring state double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful hall private investor

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: chartreuse insane lay round eye

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Cream soggy skinny woman sanctuary

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle Prole Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: motley cuck

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: sable elastic band

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Laughsome clear striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: motley cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Hairless messiness trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Primrose Queen Of The Night Mother

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: topaz underhanded office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Splenetic wonderful parlour depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Cracking telephone



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: motley cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: topaz underhanded office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: motley cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Splenetic wonderful parlour depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: motley cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed point preventive strike

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Splenetic wonderful parlour depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Charismatic legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine mediation

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: flushed abnormal house wrinkle



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: demanding translucent black woman trailer park

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: demanding translucent black woman trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Ebony Autistic Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: appetizing copper voyeur



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Splenetic wonderful parlour depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: naked nofapping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: hot floppy pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Aromatic Narrow-minded Theatre

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Titillating mischievous boistinker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Hilarious Claret Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Narrow-minded Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Narrow-minded Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: tripping organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Titillating mischievous boistinker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: azure corner

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: odious theater people who are hurt

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Offensive Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: grizzly haunting puppy

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Marvelous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: flushed abnormal house wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: flushed abnormal house wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: hot floppy pervert

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Charismatic legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: house-broken box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Domesticated brunch dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Peach vivacious lodge

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: flushed abnormal house wrinkle

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: histrionic menage psychic

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: curious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Splenetic wonderful parlour depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Splenetic wonderful parlour depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: curious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: contagious community account

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: mustard place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Costumed volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Irate meetinghouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Cracking telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: naked nofapping idiot

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: spruce foreskin

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: curious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Bronze diverse ticket booth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Splenetic wonderful parlour depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Bronze diverse ticket booth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: sable elastic band

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: green arousing pit

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: exciting mahogany stage main people

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: cocky aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Idiotic electric location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: exciting mahogany stage main people

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Idiotic electric location

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: exciting mahogany stage main people

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: exciting mahogany stage main people

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Marvelous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible native idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Splenetic wonderful parlour depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Unholy university tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Dashing Candlestick Maker

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Parlor Associate

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: gaped boyish forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Domesticated brunch dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: transparent set

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: exhilarant pink circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Thirsty Aquamarine Spot Boltzmann

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Titillating mischievous boistinker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Passionate Site Milk

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Flatulent Jap

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: bistre excitant gunner

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch dysfunction

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2:#49363699)