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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Tantric Set Pisswyrm

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: fragrant buff prole stock car

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: fragrant buff prole stock car

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: know-it-all bistre area turdskin

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Tantric Set Pisswyrm



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:58 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Hateful Saffron Mood Ticket Booth

can't believe i read all of that

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Low-t Police Squad Ceo

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: irradiated chad kitchen



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Low-t Police Squad Ceo

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Low-t Police Squad Ceo

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Comical Box Office

Inuit Man

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: appetizing orchestra pit doctorate



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Rough-skinned cocky tattoo



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Comical Box Office

Those people didn't wash.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Low-t Police Squad Ceo



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Splenetic milk ladyboy



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: Comical Box Office

Traumatizing slime pit

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: vibrant maroon pocket flask

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone disrespectful famous landscape painting



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: henna kitty skinny woman

indigenous hornballs

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Lime Exciting Meetinghouse Cuckoldry



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control Avocado Cuck Faggotry

hehe

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: silver plaza hissy fit



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Glittery private investor water buffalo

well, uh, damn...

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: flushed self-absorbed locale dragon

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Cobalt Heady Factory Reset Button

twist: they didn't have fags.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: obsidian coldplay fan headpube

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Cobalt Heady Factory Reset Button

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Flesh high-end base

link?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: nofapping very tactful state

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Flatulent arousing scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Cobalt Heady Factory Reset Button

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: orange vigorous theater stage idea he suggested

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Sadistic Excitant Ape Personal Credit Line

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: anal chartreuse background story



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: flushed self-absorbed locale dragon

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: primrose abusive institution

what is best in life?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: chest-beating principal's office sneaky criminal

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: fragrant buff prole stock car



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: ultramarine bonkers bawdyhouse

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: irradiated chad kitchen



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Submissive New Version

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Sadistic Excitant Ape Personal Credit Line

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: Hairless Goal In Life

life doesn't get better than this

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Impertinent stag film genital piercing

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Lascivious glassy locus



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: bright address ratface

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Comical Box Office

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Impressive Step-uncle's House



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Zombie-like Parlor Candlestick Maker

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Sadistic Excitant Ape Personal Credit Line

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like Parlor Candlestick Maker

*dry heaves*

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Green church

Lmao

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Cerebral market crotch

Definitely something to ponder for the day

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: tan exhilarant garrison weed whacker

moar pls.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hospital

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: pearly spectacular filthpig hell

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like Parlor Candlestick Maker

great poast tyft.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: disgusting gaming laptop preventive strike



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: orange vigorous theater stage idea he suggested



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: primrose abusive institution

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: irradiated chad kitchen

180

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Coral Codepig Senate

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: stimulating narrow-minded alpha



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: self-centered wonderful puppy

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Smoky misanthropic potus

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: vibrant maroon pocket flask



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Lilac Site



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: seedy blue twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Internet-worthy iridescent sandwich



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Smoky misanthropic potus

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Low-t Police Squad Ceo

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Cobalt Heady Factory Reset Button

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Low-t Police Squad Ceo



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling mexican



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Flatulent arousing scourge upon the earth

180

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: primrose abusive institution

homeric

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: primrose abusive institution

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: primrose abusive institution

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: Thriller Sapphire Gay Wizard



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: Boyish Zippy Toilet Seat Den

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: anal chartreuse background story

FLAME

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: Boyish Zippy Toilet Seat Den

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: self-centered wonderful puppy

And when u get home u realize u stink

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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Lodge People Who Are Hurt



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Low-t Police Squad Ceo



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: laughsome shrine

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: navy range

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: vivacious free-loading spot

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Adventurous sticky stage

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Low-t Police Squad Ceo

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: claret hominid

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Low-t Police Squad Ceo

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Ebony big hall

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: maniacal marvelous mother trust fund

Still the CR mindframe

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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Aggressive travel guidebook



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Tantric Set Pisswyrm



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone pistol degenerate



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: talented messiness tanning salon

Nasty, brutish, short

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: histrionic university kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: demanding sex offender incel



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: trip indirect expression antidepressant drug



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Impertinent stag film genital piercing

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed cyan trailer park pervert



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: silver plaza hissy fit



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Diverse Digit Ratio

one of the top posts of 2017

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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: silver plaza hissy fit

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: crusty nudist friendly grandma public bath

Yes

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone disrespectful famous landscape painting



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Provocative arrogant jap electric furnace

A classic.

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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Tantric Set Pisswyrm



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: cracking slimy foreskin location



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: mischievous rehab feces



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: opaque floppy business firm idiot



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Flatulent arousing scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant maroon pocket flask



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: red harsh macaca shitlib



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling umber round eye lay



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Tantric Set Pisswyrm



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: contagious heaven

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Tantric Set Pisswyrm



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Comical Box Office

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: brindle metal death wish

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: vermilion station queen of the night

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed cyan trailer park pervert



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: primrose abusive institution

(slack jawed faggot)

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: ultramarine bonkers bawdyhouse

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: vermilion station queen of the night

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Tantric Set Pisswyrm



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: emerald titillating stead quadroon

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone disrespectful famous landscape painting



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Tantric Set Pisswyrm

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia menage

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: mischievous rehab feces

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: contagious heaven

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone disrespectful famous landscape painting

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: honey-headed coffee pot

180

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: brindle metal death wish

GOAT

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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Greedy Mental Disorder Whorehouse



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: odious plum multi-billionaire partner

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: Sadistic Excitant Ape Personal Credit Line

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: contagious heaven

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring casino



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: contagious heaven

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: concupiscible pearl nursing home



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Violet Center



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Disturbing charismatic point corn cake

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: henna kitty skinny woman

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Onyx bearded newt school

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Tantric Set Pisswyrm



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cocky tattoo



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: Offensive Supple Stage Voyeur



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading spot



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cocky tattoo



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: anal chartreuse background story



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: 180 mauve internal respiration resort

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Motley Abnormal Space Community Account



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: anal chartreuse background story



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: mischievous rehab feces



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: racy keepsake machete



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Slap-happy Home



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cocky tattoo



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Rusted Abode

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2:#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: contagious heaven



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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