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Rusted Lay Police Squad
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hateful irradiated orchestra pit kitty
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beady-eyed startled pit boistinker
  12/22/18
*meekly orders another IPA shandy*
turquoise trailer park deer antler
  12/22/18
*bartender promptly forgets it*
Rusted Lay Police Squad
  12/22/18
180
beady-eyed startled pit boistinker
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while their younger sisters sit at the bar flirting with Cha...
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harsh forum hissy fit
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Rusted Lay Police Squad
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Hi Pensive!
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  12/22/18
The bartenders ask Dr. Thunder by name if he wants the &ldqu...
beady-eyed startled pit boistinker
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*inquires if the bar has a scanner that accepts crypto *b...
harsh forum hissy fit
  12/22/18
this poast aged well
Curious sick home
  12/23/25
WHY TAKING SO RONG!! screams CHUNG+ seated alone at booth
Mewling theater stage
  12/22/18
is he with 'the gf'?
indecent stimulating kitchen
  12/22/18
no, she's out for reupholstering
Crusty hunting ground newt
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Bistre razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  12/22/18
MPM has zero intergrity now that my dog said it's fine for p...
Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain
  12/22/18
i'd invite you to join us now that you're out, but don't you...
Rusted Lay Police Squad
  12/22/18
No I don't think so. Also, I don't know who you are.
Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain
  12/22/18
no one does, i'm a washed up megapoaster didn't you poast...
Rusted Lay Police Squad
  12/22/18
Previous monikers?
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Dwight Privilege manic pixelated dream girl toxic mes...
Rusted Lay Police Squad
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Georgetown University Poverty Center
hateful irradiated orchestra pit kitty
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haha forgot that one 180
Rusted Lay Police Squad
  12/22/18
Ok, I think I remember the toxic message board one. I thoug...
Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain
  12/22/18
nah, all me that's always been my problem, others getting...
Rusted Lay Police Squad
  12/22/18
Always listen to jews about that sort of thing
Awkward Temple
  12/22/18
Yeah, I'd have to agree with him. Sorry. I remember the mo...
Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain
  12/22/18
absolutely devastating
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Hideous Bat-shit-crazy Theater
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“That could have been me,” lawman8 repeats for t...
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"i would have won MPM if coach had just put me in 4th q...
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Rusted Lay Police Squad



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: hateful irradiated orchestra pit kitty



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:36 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled pit boistinker



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: turquoise trailer park deer antler

*meekly orders another IPA shandy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452291)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Rusted Lay Police Squad

*bartender promptly forgets it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452327)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled pit boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452636)



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Date: December 16th, 2022 10:38 AM
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:26 PM
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Date: October 7th, 2025 4:16 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: naked keepsake machete

while their younger sisters sit at the bar flirting with Chad, living it up on their $35 Christmas bonus gift card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452319)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled pit boistinker



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:07 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2022 10:37 AM
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Date: October 7th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Snowy fluffy genital piercing



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: gay library

Sabu stares at the signed photo of CharlesXII that the bar hung up where his photo used to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452339)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452641)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: harsh forum hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452750)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Metal excitant den love of her life



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Rusted Lay Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453516)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff faggot firefighter

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37454083)



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 3:38 PM
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Date: December 27th, 2021 12:28 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Disrespectful Yellow Athletic Conference

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: shivering mood church



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Hideous Bat-shit-crazy Theater

Hi Pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452630)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled pit boistinker

The bartenders ask Dr. Thunder by name if he wants the “usual.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452645)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: indecent stimulating kitchen



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: harsh forum hissy fit

*inquires if the bar has a scanner that accepts crypto

*bar does, but crypto is no longer valuable enough to buy anything other than coffee

*exchanges 2 bitcoin core for a small coffee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452759)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Curious sick home

this poast aged well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#49534420)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Mewling theater stage

WHY TAKING SO RONG!! screams CHUNG+ seated alone at booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37452778)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: indecent stimulating kitchen

is he with 'the gf'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453043)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Crusty hunting ground newt

no, she's out for reupholstering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453505)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Bistre razzle-dazzle ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37454265)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain

MPM has zero intergrity now that my dog said it's fine for people to submit multiple votes from the same account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453520)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Rusted Lay Police Squad

i'd invite you to join us now that you're out, but don't you have a reputation for getting extremely rowdy at bars and eventually forcibly bounced?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453530)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain

No I don't think so. Also, I don't know who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453536)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Rusted Lay Police Squad

no one does, i'm a washed up megapoaster

didn't you poast about how you got blackout one night and the next morning remembered or were informed you'd been manhandled out the bar or club door by a bouncer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain

Previous monikers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Rusted Lay Police Squad

Dwight Privilege

manic pixelated dream girl

toxic message board ruining your life

zelda's ocarina of slime

extroverted olive oil

paul mokeski

American Hairlines

trying to think of others you'll recognize, gimme a sec

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453558)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: hateful irradiated orchestra pit kitty

Georgetown University Poverty Center

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453582)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Rusted Lay Police Squad

haha forgot that one 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain

Ok, I think I remember the toxic message board one. I thought that guy was armodafinil though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453593)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Rusted Lay Police Squad

nah, all me

that's always been my problem, others getting credit for my ideas in XO's collective memory.

i didn't follow DBG's advice to aggressively brand my moniker and it turns out he was right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453608)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Awkward Temple

Always listen to jews about that sort of thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain

Yeah, I'd have to agree with him. Sorry. I remember the monikers but not much else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Lavender patrolman mad-dog skullcap

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453756)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Hideous Bat-shit-crazy Theater



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Confused Toilet Seat

“That could have been me,” lawman8 repeats for the 5th time today as everyone avoids giving him attention. “I was an all-county poaster in high school.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453522)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Confused Toilet Seat

“I could have got a scholarship to Bucknell if I didn’t get carpal-tunnel my senior year,” he added.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37453531)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Magenta goal in life pocket flask



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: adulterous party of the first part candlestick maker

"i would have won MPM if coach had just put me in 4th quarter" lawman8 muses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37454091)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored fat ankles stain

*if the incompetent organizer knew how to correctly count votes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37455048)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: gay library

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: dead obsidian private investor stage



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Date: December 24th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Rusted Lay Police Squad

*breathes sigh of relief not to be there as "Malice At The Palace" breaks out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2:#37464268)



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Author: unhinged reading party brethren



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Date: December 20th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed startled pit boistinker

I’m wearing my “xoxohth ‘04” t-shirt

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