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drunkard used to chat w/ him at 3 am, right?
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If I recall correctly they were kindred spirits.
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reading comp? he was across from Wachtell
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Date: May 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Brass costumed stage becky



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: bull headed goyim

they only hire the best of the best

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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:17 PM
Author: Exciting irate house roommate

*Wachtell bros training montage as memories of Dae Han flash in their eyes*

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Spectacular Telephone



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone brindle home

403-1218--Dan Neff's office #. Call him & ask. Tell him xo sent you.

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: insanely creepy bossy state

Huge Giants fan and NFL generally - get him going and it's at least 45 mins before you're hanging up.

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone brindle home

"Yes?"

'Hey Dan, it's me, Leo.'

"Who?"

'Leo Lenin. From Autoadmit.'

"What's Autoadmit?"

'It's this racist--strike that. We're homosexual--'

"Listen, I don't have time--"

'Just hear me out. AutoAdmit is a community of lawyers, okay?'

"Like the ABA?"

'Yes, exactly. Just like the ABA, except we're heavily online. Practitioners from around the country are on our platform, constantly.'

"If you want an interview, you're going to have to go through our media team."

'I'm not trying to interview you. We're trying to understand your secret sauce. Everyone looks up to you.'

{laughter} "Do you know how many years people have been trying to understand Wachtell's secret sauce?' You're asking why the Mona Lisa's nose is just so. Even if I told you, you're not going to replicate it. No one can anymore. It was a unique confluence of factors that were there at the beginning and have carried us through, including in times like these. Good enough? I have a call I need--"

'We're not trying to replicate what you do. We just want to understand it. So we can admire it.'

"I'm going to say it one more time. It can't be done. It's an uncrackable code. Give it up kid, go call Faiza at Cravath if you want a long spiel about all their 'plus factors'--she'll blow smoke up your ass for a good hour or two."

'I don't want Faiza. I want you.'

{sighing} "Look, are you in New York?"

'Sure, I can be.'

"Did you say you're homosexual?"

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:09 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:16 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:18 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:19 PM
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You are a great poaster

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:25 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:26 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: Brass costumed stage becky

like the ABA, except we're heavily online

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:32 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Salmon Elastic Band

this is why we all come here.

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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:39 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:45 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:47 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:03 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:18 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: Walnut Lascivious Sandwich Twinkling Uncleanness

oh wow! these are real people.

https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/daneff/

https://www.cravath.com/fsaeed/

both managing partners at their respective firms.

another tidbit - looks like each was on the other side of the Anadarko/Oxy deal. lol. Faiza should have advised against.

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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:48 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:58 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 10:26 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: glassy narrow-minded area halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40212016)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Location Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40215821)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: Misunderstood hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40217005)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:47 PM
Author: Demanding site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40217056)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Bright heady circlehead abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40217102)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: Frisky Titillating Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40217298)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Roast Beef Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40217496)



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Date: May 16th, 2020 4:11 AM
Author: useless learning disabled dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40219036)



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Date: May 16th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Misunderstood hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40219239)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Iridescent Keepsake Machete

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40609417)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: cerebral fantasy-prone trailer park half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#42706658)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: fishy brunch

laugh every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#42706684)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: ivory nibblets spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#43535832)



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: ivory nibblets spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#47344840)



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: slate mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#47344846)



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: appetizing deep hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#47344850)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Mint Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#48064360)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#48064365)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Supple Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#48064370)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: stirring striped hyena corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#48064373)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Frisky Titillating Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#48064388)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#49063225)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: Burgundy thriller range

The services rendered are among the best services I've ever seen rendered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: comical business firm

They really know how to draft indemnity clauses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209037)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:55 PM
Author: Brass costumed stage becky

I've heard the word "majesty" thrown around with respect to their drafting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209188)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: harsh jet-lagged forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209205)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:01 PM
Author: Brass costumed stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209226)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency

been co-defendants with wlrk shitigators on several m&a lit matters. their work product is no different than any other good biglaw firm.

at the lower biglaw firms, you REALLY start to see a drop-off in quality. some attorneys at those firms are solid. others would be more suited for shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209252)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone brindle home

being a litigator at Wachtell is like being a goy at a brit milah; you're there and you'll be tolerated fine enough but you're not the intended audience and frankly it's not so clear why you've shown up. Wachtell thinks they're the best of the best because of their transactional work; it's the m&a &c folks who view themselves as the big swinging dicks of the legal world, with some justification. On the litigation side you're much more likely to get that "we're the best of the best and fuck you" from a Covington or Cravath or Kirkland litigator than someone at Wachtell, ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209333)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: adventurous dun wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209349)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209353)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Fighting den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209418)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: shaky beta ticket booth boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209831)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Smoky marvelous faggotry lodge

I wonder what it's like to work at Kirkland, or Cravath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#42706695)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:25 PM
Author: Poppy ungodly people who are hurt theatre

I am a close observer of m&a lit and I think WLRK is the best. Like, if I was a director facing concerning breach of fiduciary duty claims I would want them representing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209362)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:29 PM
Author: adventurous dun wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209394)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: purple rough-skinned library jap

That client's name? Donald J. Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210574)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ratface Shrine

Damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209274)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond

Worked across from them on a few deals. Much better than some K&E douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209293)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:13 PM
Author: fragrant trust fund parlor

I've been opposite them. It's the same as everyone else's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209310)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Smoky marvelous faggotry lodge

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/wall-street-nightmare-alive-as-kirkland-poaches-from-wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209313)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: fragrant trust fund parlor

lol @ calling a jew-firm like Wachtell "white shoe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209322)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209359)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Smoky marvelous faggotry lodge

what kind of shoes do jews wear? do they even wear shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency

jews would never wear white shoes. hard to return bc they get dirty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209422)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209461)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: saffron locale private investor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210819)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Frisky Titillating Indian Lodge

*Criminally* underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#48064393)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: fragrant trust fund parlor

See these white shoes? They mean jews not welcome.

Seriously, white shoe means wasps only no Jews allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209499)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:37 PM
Author: adventurous dun wrinkle

what firm would billy "white shoes" johnson work at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209787)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: Electric Cruel-hearted Crackhouse

hello-fellow-white shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210169)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:45 PM
Author: nofapping giraffe

they know what's market on everything without even needing to take the 30 seconds to look at ABA model slides!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209848)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: aquamarine abnormal menage

my company uses them for some stuff and it seems like normal biglaw work product to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: idiotic crimson depressive personal credit line

Depends on practice area. Lol at people in here talking about cap markets and litigation. Wlrks bread and better is M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40209872)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: fragrant trust fund parlor

OH HAI MARTY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond

I did some M&A deals across from them. Partner on my side was a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole. He would get irate all the time because the senior associate leading the deal on the other side pwned him calmly and coolly all the time. I hated the partner so enjoyed it.

It was still pretty hellish though because WLRK team would turn heavy markups back in like a day. Fuckers never seemed to get fatigued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210025)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency

>>a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole

tbf, (xo 2020 doesnt even know who marty lipton is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210052)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: adventurous dun wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210151)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:13 PM
Author: Poppy ungodly people who are hurt theatre

drunkard used to chat w/ him at 3 am, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210997)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: Laughsome kitchen

If I recall correctly they were kindred spirits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40211408)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Exciting irate house roommate

reading comp? he was across from Wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210196)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency

poor RC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210283)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Exciting irate house roommate

i meant he was across from wachtell. but, poor reading comp by you either way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210383)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency

i know he was across from wachtell. the point is that, (xo 2020 hasnt even heard of marty lipton, so they haven't heard of his BSD partner who was across from wachtell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210387)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Exciting irate house roommate

ok, fine. poor reading comp by me. your use of the word "even" gives some slight credibility to your contention you were arguing bla bla balla blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling underhanded gaming laptop

Sounds pretty fun and exhilarating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210085)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond

PEAK BIGLAW BABY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210841)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Smoky marvelous faggotry lodge

they are consummate professionals and untrollable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210106)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: Poppy ungodly people who are hurt theatre

cr -my experience has been that they have no hyper-aggressive assholes (which are very common in other top firms) and instead are extremely polite and reasonable. a lot of firms will fight you to the death over shit that doesn't matter. with wlrk shit almost seems too nice and easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210132)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: adulterous boistinker

give an EXAMPLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210158)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Odious incel

9.2 and the way it works with 7.6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210303)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: adventurous dun wrinkle

are they RELENTLESS yet also CREATIVE??

https://kasowitz.com/ (the xo thread on this website redesign is one of my fav threads ever)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210160)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210198)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Fluffy Lay

looks like they're trying to sell workout supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210453)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:46 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210830)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: amethyst nowag national

That’s not true. When I was a first year, I was across a wlrk partner on an NDA negotiation. I did my firm’s standard markup per the guide we were given. Wlrk partner calls me several hours later at like 9pm, blasts me for my heavy markup and tells me to redo the whole thing or else he’s not going to bother reviewing. He didn’t care that my client was an important PE firm vying to acquire his client company. I was still shaking as I wrote an email to my client, suggesting we should just go ahead and accept their original draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210646)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: adventurous dun wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210687)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: amethyst nowag national

Nope, tranny. It’s not common except for NDAs where my firm let 1st years run it w/o supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210717)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Doobsian Brilliant Garrison Ceo

Flame, no way any firm let’s a first year do this with zero supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210846)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:54 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond

In an auction first years do it on sell side. But agreed usually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210866)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond

Lol out the partner this is an amusing anecdote.

I've outted partners I hate. AK-47 is a real piece of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210845)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: amethyst nowag national

I couldn’t be sure, it’s been over a decade

Someone like this dude maybe https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/jrcammaker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40217525)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond

Cr. Usual bullshit tactics didnt faze them at all.

It was 180 watching the asshole partner get enraged at this like 7th year asian girl running circles around him while casually browsing Saks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210827)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:38 PM
Author: Burgundy thriller range

"bread and better"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210474)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Spectacular Telephone

aren't they more or less just rent seeking dweebs at this point. they've developed enough cache (like McKinsey) so that CEOs know they can't get fired for hiring Wachtell, but their work is nothing special (like McKinsey).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210730)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Cracking Theater Dysfunction

I worked across from them on some capital markets transactions, which was weird. They were assertive but out of their element, wasting a lot of time asking for off market/oddball stuff. I assume much stronger when working on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:55 PM
Author: adventurous dun wrinkle

Out of their element? Unless they don't actually have a dedicated cap markets department and they had M&A people moonlighting on a cap markets transaction, I'd assume they're generally as competent and experienced as most other v20 firms in the area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210868)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: Cracking Theater Dysfunction

Sorry, this was tax group at WLRK. I’m sure they spend most of their time on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210919)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser chrome kitty cat

Capital markets is TTT as fuck brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210876)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:10 PM
Author: Smoky marvelous faggotry lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40211344)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: black parlour

They are both super smart and grinders. Incredibly productive. And they are really lean so the associate sort of does the work of an associate team at another firm. So they are in the weeds which can be helpful to crossing all the Ts.

But do they know anything a cravath lawyer doesn’t know? Of course not.

I do think they are trained to always push for one thing totally off market. Like they always push one thing hard to make it a fight. Otherwise public M&A just goes by a script.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210871)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond

Public M&A is boring. Just measuring who read more precedents basically.

not that PE is "fun" but still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210883)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:59 PM
Author: adventurous dun wrinkle

THOSE AREN'T COMPARABLE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210887)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:09 PM
Author: slate mental disorder

(bro crafting exquisite indemnities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40210972)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: Crawly pozpig idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40211385)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: Histrionic Zippy Principal's Office

I did a secondment at a place that used them, along with several other firms including my own. Their work wasn’t any better but they were noticeably more responsive and customer service oriented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2:#40211826)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: Poppy ungodly people who are hurt theatre

what do you mean by "customer service oriented"?

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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:40 PM
Author: impressive university

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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood hall

*calls DLA Piper to ask a question about Section 14(b)(iii)*

"Thank you for calling DLA Piper. A customer service lawyer will be with you momentarily. Your call is of paramount importance to THE FIRM and will be answered in the order received."

*1999 MIDI version of Pachelbel's Canon in D Major plays as hold music for 45 minutes*

"Thank you for calling DLA Piper. This is Vanessa Goldstein-Li JD Esq. speaking. How may I help you today?"

"Uh, yes, I'm calling from one of your clients. Could you explain whether the negative covenant in Section 14(b)(iii) prevents the seller from issuing a hiring bonus to a salesperson if they are hired after the effective date of the purchase agreement?"

"Have you tried restarting your document?"

"I should have gone to Wachtell."

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Date: May 15th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 15th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: Brass costumed stage becky



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:31 PM
Author: Smoky marvelous faggotry lodge



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Date: May 16th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser chrome kitty cat



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Mint Mood



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:51 PM
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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly resort



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood hall

When the average biglawyer responds to emails at 11 PM on a Friday night within minutes of receipt, how can you be more responsive?

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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:20 PM
Author: adventurous dun wrinkle

average biglawyer responds "We will look into this this weekend. sent from my iPhone."

At Wachtell, you'll have a full on fucking memo on the question at the crack of dawn.

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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: Doobsian Brilliant Garrison Ceo



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Date: May 15th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Misunderstood hall

Any other job: "I'll check this on Monday."

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Date: May 16th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Razzle generalized bond

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Date: May 16th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Zippy Principal's Office

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Date: May 16th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Vibrant knife senate

Greenwald practiced law in the litigation department at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz from 1994 to 1995.

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Date: July 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Roast Beef Sneaky Criminal

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Date: July 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Iridescent Keepsake Machete



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