The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/02/21 |
| Bateful death wish old irish cottage | 08/02/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/02/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/14/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/02/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/16/21 |
| navy mental disorder | 09/25/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/25/21 |
| Drunken sooty new version | 08/02/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/02/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/14/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/02/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/27/21 |
| ultramarine shivering space deer antler | 09/29/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/29/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/30/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/30/21 |
| umber demanding university antidepressant drug | 09/30/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/30/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 10/17/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 11/27/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 11/27/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 11/28/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 11/29/21 |
| ultramarine shivering space deer antler | 11/29/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 11/29/21 |
| Histrionic ticket booth dragon | 08/02/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/03/21 |
| Histrionic ticket booth dragon | 08/03/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/14/21 |
| razzle-dazzle native | 08/02/21 |
| crystalline glittery crackhouse double fault | 08/02/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/08/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/14/21 |
| Odious site | 08/14/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/15/21 |
| Chest-beating milk | 08/15/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/15/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/16/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/16/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/18/21 |
| razzmatazz alcoholic lettuce | 08/18/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/18/21 |
| Buff offensive partner volcanic crater | 08/18/21 |
| Chest-beating milk | 08/18/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/27/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/27/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/22/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/02/21 |
| laughsome impressive menage | 09/02/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/13/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/13/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/13/21 |
| navy mental disorder | 09/25/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/25/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/16/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/25/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 09/29/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 10/07/21 |
| wonderful impertinent haunted graveyard kitty cat | 10/17/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 10/19/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 10/24/21 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 11/26/21 |
| laughsome impressive menage | 08/19/25 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/20/25 |
| laughsome impressive menage | 08/21/25 |
| Pink Dysfunction | 08/21/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/24/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
| screenman | 10/26/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
| ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/26/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
| ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/26/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
| ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/26/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
| ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/26/25 |
| ethereal connection | 10/26/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Bateful death wish old irish cottage ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882683) |
 |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
|
Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944243) |
|
Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053104) |
|
Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43124776) |
|
Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: navy mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174757) |
|
Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174768) |
|
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Drunken sooty new version My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882686) |
|
Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
|
Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944245) |
|
Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053102) |
|
Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43183891) |
|
Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: ultramarine shivering space deer antler "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
|
Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194586) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43199501) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43202536) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: umber demanding university antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43202544) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43202647) |
|
Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43288109) |
|
Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43515330) |
|
Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43515656) |
|
Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43523933) |
|
Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43525643) |
|
Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: ultramarine shivering space deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43525655) |
|
Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43525672) |
|
Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Histrionic ticket booth dragon I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882772) |
|
Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42887666) |
|
Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Histrionic ticket booth dragon our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42888212) |
|
Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944234) |
|
Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: razzle-dazzle native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42883021) |
|
Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: crystalline glittery crackhouse double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42883064) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42914998) |
|
Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944196) |
|
Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Odious site aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944246) |
|
Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950183) |
|
Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Chest-beating milk Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950197) |
|
Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950447) |
|
Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42954648) |
|
Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42954896) |
|
Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969770) |
|
Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: razzmatazz alcoholic lettuce Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969803) |
|
Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969808) |
|
Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Buff offensive partner volcanic crater Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969813) |
|
Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Chest-beating milk Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
|
Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43183889) |
|
Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43183888) |
|
Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42989440) |
|
Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053100) |
|
Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: laughsome impressive menage It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053111) |
|
Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43106521) |
|
Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107001) |
|
Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107002) |
|
Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: navy mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174759) |
|
Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43177601) |
|
Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43124696) |
|
Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43174542) |
|
Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194577) |
|
Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43239492) |
|
Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: wonderful impertinent haunted graveyard kitty cat [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43288116) |
|
Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43299359) |
|
Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43324612) |
|
Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43514420) |
|
Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: laughsome impressive menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49196901) |
|
Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49199590) |
|
Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: laughsome impressive menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200263) |
|
Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Pink Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200780) |
|
Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49372624) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375825) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375827) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375828) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375830) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375842) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376322) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376324) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ethereal connection On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376409) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376411) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376412) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ethereal connection I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376414) |
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o it's clear brother.
|
|
Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ethereal connection <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |