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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: wonderful garrison

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: wonderful garrison



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: appetizing carnelian affirmative action



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: nighttime boistinker



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Soggy Theater Stage Idea He Suggested

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Transparent stimulating site cuck

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: appetizing carnelian affirmative action



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Pale water buffalo main people



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Tantric set

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Boyish senate selfie

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: wonderful garrison

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Transparent stimulating site cuck

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Flushed adventurous sound barrier

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: appetizing carnelian affirmative action



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Ungodly step-uncle's house sandwich



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: appetizing carnelian affirmative action



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Transparent stimulating site cuck

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy philosopher-king



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: appetizing carnelian affirmative action



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: wonderful garrison



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Stirring half-breed parlor



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia Center Round Eye

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Transparent stimulating site cuck



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Stirring half-breed parlor



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Impertinent disgusting azn

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: wonderful garrison

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Stirring half-breed parlor

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: shivering ladyboy



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: wonderful garrison



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Domesticated theater friendly grandma

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Pale water buffalo main people

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2:#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: ivory massive hunting ground



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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