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Tonight I totally failed at cooking—“Fiesta Steak”

Basically I didn’t cook the steaks properly because I ...
Brass toilet seat
  06/24/24
so in your attempt to not be fat, you eat a ribeye 2-3 times...
filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  06/24/24
I threw half of this away because I fucked it up so bad.
Brass toilet seat
  06/24/24
but that is your second 1 lb ribeye in as many days
filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  06/24/24
I really screwed this up. I don’t think you’re h...
Brass toilet seat
  06/24/24
I feel like you're dodging that you claim to eat very little...
filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  06/24/24
There was no butter on this.
Brass toilet seat
  06/24/24
so just straight fat from avocado, same thing
filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  06/24/24
How many cals in half an avocado? Like 10?
Brass toilet seat
  06/24/24
I think we've found the problem
filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  06/24/24
LMAO I'm crying
dun juggernaut piazza
  06/25/24
jfc disco
odious dysfunction pervert
  06/25/24
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puce sandwich
  06/24/24
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dun juggernaut piazza
  06/25/24
disco fries: well, I don’t know if I lost track of tim...
odious dysfunction pervert
  06/25/24
2 ribeyes.
vivacious erotic parlor
  06/24/24
*ribseye
flushed pocket flask hominid
  06/24/24
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vivacious erotic parlor
  06/24/24
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flushed pocket flask hominid
  06/24/24
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beady-eyed half-breed
  06/24/24
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flushed pocket flask hominid
  06/24/24
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spectacular temple
  06/24/24
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puce sandwich
  06/24/24
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dun juggernaut piazza
  06/25/24
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odious dysfunction pervert
  06/25/24
No bueno
overrated house-broken gas station
  06/24/24
thats what you get for not eating XO DISCO STEAK everyday
topaz nudist scourge upon the earth address
  06/24/24
why do fat people constantly talk about food? it's really w...
pungent area giraffe
  06/24/24
dumb question
medicated site
  06/24/24
Why do skinny people constantly talk about people they consi...
vivacious erotic parlor
  06/24/24
hey -- at least you ate in a kitchen
electric doctorate faggot firefighter
  06/24/24
I’m here for the fiesta.
Saffron theater gay wizard
  06/24/24
said the depressed lawyer
filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  06/24/24
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Brass toilet seat
  06/24/24
Why didn't you feed it to the animals friend? I don't like w...
maniacal heady locus
  06/24/24
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Translucent rambunctious shrine voyeur
  06/25/24
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Wonderful resort
  06/25/24
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vivacious erotic parlor
  06/25/24
Would you say this has worsened or improved your pancreatic ...
puce sandwich
  06/24/24
I don’t believe I have pancreatic cancer, friend.
Brass toilet seat
  06/24/24
Then why did you lie about it in 2019?
puce sandwich
  06/25/24
Here’s his answer (obviously a lie) Date: June 23rd, ...
Burgundy big hall goal in life
  06/25/24
I'd say we should kill him but cholesterol is gonna do that ...
puce sandwich
  06/25/24
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excitant brindle business firm
  06/25/24
If this is the only meal you are eating every day then 180, ...
dun juggernaut piazza
  06/25/24
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cheese-eating milk persian
  06/25/24
honestly, your food photos are so terrible Imagine how fa...
Translucent rambunctious shrine voyeur
  06/25/24
Nice IKEA table or cloth top or whatever that plate is on
Exciting Stage Blood Rage
  06/25/24
That looks like a huge portion of steak
Burgundy big hall goal in life
  06/25/24


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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:00 PM
Author: Brass toilet seat

Basically I didn’t cook the steaks properly because I had my bottom vents closed so the whole thing was a mess. This sometimes happens when you have 4 kids and a wife and a work phone going off every five seconds distracting you.

https://imgur.com/a/YJcPd9P

I would say that this is the worst meal I’ve had all year. Just terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775050)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

so in your attempt to not be fat, you eat a ribeye 2-3 times a week topped with high calorie things? 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775053)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Brass toilet seat

I threw half of this away because I fucked it up so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775056)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

but that is your second 1 lb ribeye in as many days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775625)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:41 PM
Author: Brass toilet seat

I really screwed this up. I don’t think you’re hearing me. It was bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775629)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

I feel like you're dodging that you claim to eat very little but appear to shovel a pound of red meat topped with butter down each night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775638)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Brass toilet seat

There was no butter on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775646)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:44 PM
Author: filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

so just straight fat from avocado, same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775652)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: Brass toilet seat

How many cals in half an avocado? Like 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775655)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

I think we've found the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775659)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: dun juggernaut piazza

LMAO I'm crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47776490)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author: odious dysfunction pervert

jfc disco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47776502)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:44 PM
Author: puce sandwich



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: dun juggernaut piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47776491)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: odious dysfunction pervert

disco fries: well, I don’t know if I lost track of time – or what, but the next think I knew...

hank_scorpio: you decided to eat something healthy?

disco fries: no, i messed up my kettle vents, ruining the very steak i was about to consume.

hank_scorpio: (reflects on the story) i don't understand... you're trying to lose weight but you're cooking your third ribeye this week topped with fat?

disco fries: well, i guess i was...

hank_scorpio: (still confused) well how are you gonna lose weight like that?

disco fries: hank, aren't you listening? i only ate half the steak because i burned it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47776522)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: vivacious erotic parlor

2 ribeyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775067)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: flushed pocket flask hominid

*ribseye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775217)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: vivacious erotic parlor



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: flushed pocket flask hominid



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed half-breed



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: flushed pocket flask hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775234)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: spectacular temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775271)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:44 PM
Author: puce sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775653)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: dun juggernaut piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47776506)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: odious dysfunction pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47776508)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: overrated house-broken gas station

No bueno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775086)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:23 PM
Author: topaz nudist scourge upon the earth address

thats what you get for not eating XO DISCO STEAK everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775096)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: pungent area giraffe

why do fat people constantly talk about food? it's really weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775099)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: medicated site

dumb question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775218)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: vivacious erotic parlor

Why do skinny people constantly talk about people they consider fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775227)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: electric doctorate faggot firefighter

hey -- at least you ate in a kitchen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775274)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Saffron theater gay wizard

I’m here for the fiesta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775278)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: filthy ruddy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

said the depressed lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775627)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Brass toilet seat



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: maniacal heady locus

Why didn't you feed it to the animals friend? I don't like waste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775656)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Translucent rambunctious shrine voyeur



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:47 PM
Author: Wonderful resort



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Date: June 25th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: vivacious erotic parlor



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: puce sandwich

Would you say this has worsened or improved your pancreatic cancer, you pathetic faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775660)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Brass toilet seat

I don’t believe I have pancreatic cancer, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47775667)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: puce sandwich

Then why did you lie about it in 2019?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47776861)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Burgundy big hall goal in life

Here’s his answer (obviously a lie)

Date: June 23rd, 2024 7:25 PM

Author: disco fries (30 fortnights to Teewinot friends - 366lbs)

This has been answered many times. I was inspired by Alex Trebek who announced his own diagnosis around that time. It may have been a stress induced psychotic break too, as I think I believed at the time that I was Alex Trebek. I am much better now. Thank you for your concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544391&forum_id=2#47772134)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47777566)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: puce sandwich

I'd say we should kill him but cholesterol is gonna do that for us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47777908)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: excitant brindle business firm



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: dun juggernaut piazza

If this is the only meal you are eating every day then 180, enjoy it

Unfortunately you definitely are sucking down 6 bloomin' onions for lunch everyday so WOMP WOMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47776495)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating milk persian



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Translucent rambunctious shrine voyeur

honestly, your food photos are so terrible

Imagine how fat you'd be if you were a good cook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47777536)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Exciting Stage Blood Rage

Nice IKEA table or cloth top or whatever that plate is on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47777546)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Burgundy big hall goal in life

That looks like a huge portion of steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2:#47777775)