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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
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"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
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Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
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spectacular filthpig forum
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"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
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aphrodisiac tripping persian
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xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
cobalt gaming laptop
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Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
cyan mischievous indirect expression
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irate flushed locale
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beady-eyed mint kitchen sneaky criminal
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PIP coming, no doubt about it
very tactful hissy fit
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Magical Violent Library Telephone
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The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Magical Violent Library Telephone
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Magical Violent Library Telephone
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Blue point
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Blue point
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Blue point
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Magical Violent Library Telephone
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
White comical corner
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
High-end Fragrant Corn Cake
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Magical Violent Library Telephone
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
very tactful hissy fit
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
very tactful hissy fit
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lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
cobalt gaming laptop
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Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Magical Violent Library Telephone
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
very tactful hissy fit
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He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Magical Violent Library Telephone
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
cobalt gaming laptop
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Magical Violent Library Telephone
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How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Sadistic Factory Reset Button Bbw



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Sadistic Factory Reset Button Bbw

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Cerebral cruise ship love of her life

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Ebony den



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: spruce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Misunderstood Titillating Station



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Heady Bistre Liquid Oxygen Nowag



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse fanboi mood

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: boyish indian lodge



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: irate flushed locale



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac tripping persian

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: spectacular filthpig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Sepia apoplectic scourge upon the earth partner

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac tripping persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: cyan mischievous indirect expression

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: irate flushed locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed mint kitchen sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: very tactful hissy fit

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Blue point

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Blue point

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Blue point

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: White comical corner

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: High-end Fragrant Corn Cake

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: very tactful hissy fit

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: very tactful hissy fit

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: very tactful hissy fit

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Magical Violent Library Telephone

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: cobalt gaming laptop

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: very tactful hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



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