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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Shimmering place of business kitchen
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
salmon spot
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Stirring carmine dysfunction hominid
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Shimmering place of business kitchen
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Shimmering place of business kitchen
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
onyx multi-colored dragon
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
onyx multi-colored dragon
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
maroon knife stage
  04/08/25
that's rude
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/08/25
...
Shimmering place of business kitchen
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Ungodly fiercely-loyal useless brakes
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Vivacious cuckoldry
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/08/25
...
Shimmering place of business kitchen
  04/08/25
...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Shimmering place of business kitchen
  04/09/25
...
Shimmering place of business kitchen
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Wonderful narrow-minded gay wizard
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Soul-stirring awkward temple
  04/09/25
Ty
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/09/25
...
at-the-ready parlor
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
milky incel
  04/09/25
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Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
vermilion principal's office water buffalo
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Zombie-like institution striped hyena
  05/02/25
...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  05/12/25
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Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Soul-stirring awkward temple
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
onyx multi-colored dragon
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
onyx multi-colored dragon
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Shivering church multi-billionaire
  06/03/25
...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  06/26/25
OP?
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  06/27/25
...
Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  07/09/25
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Deranged swollen halford turdskin
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Shimmering place of business kitchen

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: salmon spot

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Stirring carmine dysfunction hominid

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Shimmering place of business kitchen

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Shimmering place of business kitchen

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: onyx multi-colored dragon

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: onyx multi-colored dragon

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: maroon knife stage

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Shimmering place of business kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Ungodly fiercely-loyal useless brakes

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Hideous Bawdyhouse Patrolman

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Vivacious cuckoldry

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Shimmering place of business kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Shimmering place of business kitchen

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Shimmering place of business kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Wonderful narrow-minded gay wizard

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward temple

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: at-the-ready parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: milky incel

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: vermilion principal's office water buffalo

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like institution striped hyena

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward temple

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: onyx multi-colored dragon

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: onyx multi-colored dragon

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Shivering church multi-billionaire

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Deranged swollen halford turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331552)