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arousing know-it-all church
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
low-t dun police squad
  05/05/25
Cr
Hairraiser depressive
  05/06/25
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Up-to-no-good cerebral pocket flask dopamine
  05/06/25
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mewling spectacular hominid stage
  05/06/25
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diverse puce roast beef
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Comical Geriatric Field Friendly Grandma
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
trip federal black woman plaza
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Comical Geriatric Field Friendly Grandma
  05/05/25
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trip federal black woman plaza
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Chest-beating Gunner
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
trip federal black woman plaza
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Chest-beating Gunner
  05/05/25
180
trip federal black woman plaza
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Gay costumed public bath
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Scarlet Sick Heaven Feces
  05/06/25
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lascivious cream round eye
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
razzle-dazzle magenta range son of senegal
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Aphrodisiac mood stead
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
razzle-dazzle magenta range son of senegal
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
mewling spectacular hominid stage
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Hateful hot school nowag
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
henna awkward shrine love of her life
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Scarlet Sick Heaven Feces
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Metal mexican
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Up-to-no-good cerebral pocket flask dopamine
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Aphrodisiac mood stead
  05/06/25
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arousing know-it-all church
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Aphrodisiac mood stead
  05/09/25
1800000
arousing know-it-all church
  05/10/25
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Aphrodisiac mood stead
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
brilliant tanning salon
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
boyish lavender digit ratio theater
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
fear-inspiring striped hyena
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
mewling spectacular hominid stage
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
brilliant tanning salon
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
diverse puce roast beef
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
brilliant tanning salon
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
brilliant tanning salon
  05/29/25
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arousing know-it-all church
  05/29/25
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brilliant tanning salon
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Glittery wine idea he suggested senate
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Motley glassy ceo karate
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Disturbing primrose principal's office nibblets
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: arousing know-it-all church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: low-t dun police squad

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser depressive

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good cerebral pocket flask dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: mewling spectacular hominid stage



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: diverse puce roast beef



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Comical Geriatric Field Friendly Grandma

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: trip federal black woman plaza

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Comical Geriatric Field Friendly Grandma

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: trip federal black woman plaza



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating Gunner

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: trip federal black woman plaza

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Gunner

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: trip federal black woman plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Gay costumed public bath

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Scarlet Sick Heaven Feces

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: lascivious cream round eye



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle magenta range son of senegal

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mood stead

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle magenta range son of senegal

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: mewling spectacular hominid stage

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Hateful hot school nowag

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: henna awkward shrine love of her life

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Scarlet Sick Heaven Feces

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Metal mexican

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good cerebral pocket flask dopamine

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mood stead

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: arousing know-it-all church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mood stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: arousing know-it-all church

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mood stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: brilliant tanning salon

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: boyish lavender digit ratio theater

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: fear-inspiring striped hyena

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: mewling spectacular hominid stage

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: brilliant tanning salon

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: diverse puce roast beef

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: brilliant tanning salon

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: brilliant tanning salon

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: arousing know-it-all church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: brilliant tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Glittery wine idea he suggested senate

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Motley glassy ceo karate

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Disturbing primrose principal's office nibblets

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918763)