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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
emerald kitty cat
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
misanthropic point feces
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
180 Flushed Reading Party
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Pearly dilemma son of senegal
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
cerise water buffalo house
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Lavender Rough-skinned Codepig Business Firm
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
diverse plum twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
gold weed whacker senate
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
tantric heady forum
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Boyish Massive Incel
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Disgusting excitant immigrant
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Grizzly bearded filthpig
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
aqua rehab
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
jade splenetic mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
cr
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
tantric heady forum
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Big abnormal national dog poop
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Grizzly bearded filthpig
  06/30/25
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out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Disgusting excitant immigrant
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
jade splenetic mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
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Razzle Wild Stead Jew
  07/01/25
*bussy
coiffed nursing home dragon
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Lavender Rough-skinned Codepig Business Firm
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Bistre cerebral goyim cuckold
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
fluffy rigpig principal's office
  06/30/25
fuck
Disgusting excitant immigrant
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Bistre cerebral goyim cuckold
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
emerald kitty cat
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Disgusting excitant immigrant
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Big abnormal national dog poop
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
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Lilac sickened goal in life
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
histrionic coral really tough guy casino
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Startling Canary Native Boiling Water
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
fishy erotic jap heaven
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Startling Canary Native Boiling Water
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Startling Canary Native Boiling Water
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Opaque Effete Hospital
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
odious citrine liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Iridescent Thriller Sanctuary
  06/30/25
tcr
out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace
  07/01/25
just jump
Fragrant public bath idea he suggested
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
...
burgundy twisted theater
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
brass comical gas station double fault
  06/30/25
wow
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
sable milk
  06/30/25
JFC man
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
gold weed whacker senate
  06/30/25
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Fragrant public bath idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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Disgusting excitant immigrant
  06/30/25
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Grizzly bearded filthpig
  06/30/25
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mischievous trump supporter
  06/30/25
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sticky indirect expression
  06/30/25
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odious citrine liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Iridescent Thriller Sanctuary
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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Razzle Wild Stead Jew
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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180 Flushed Reading Party
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
cerise water buffalo house
  06/30/25
bro
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
...
Iridescent Thriller Sanctuary
  06/30/25
lol
out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace
  07/01/25
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Adventurous Umber Nibblets
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
tantric heady forum
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
mischievous trump supporter
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
sticky indirect expression
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Arousing navy theater stage personal credit line
  07/01/25
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fishy erotic jap heaven
  07/01/25
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sticky indirect expression
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Sienna resort
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
greedy seedy quadroon
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Big abnormal national dog poop
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Disgusting excitant immigrant
  06/30/25
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Stimulating love of her life stag film
  07/01/25
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provocative abode
  07/01/25
lol
out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace
  07/01/25
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Fragrant public bath idea he suggested
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
cordovan library
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
hyperactive toilet seat
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Big-titted National Security Agency Kitty
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
yellow at-the-ready gunner
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Mahogany generalized bond
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
provocative abode
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Clear fighting death wish pervert
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace
  07/01/25
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Stimulating love of her life stag film
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Razzle Wild Stead Jew
  07/01/25
😟
kink-friendly brethren
  07/01/25
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charismatic office pisswyrm
  07/01/25
holy shit
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
provocative abode
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
rose field
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Sienna resort
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Lavender Rough-skinned Codepig Business Firm
  07/01/25
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Stimulating love of her life stag film
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Sienna resort
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Sienna resort
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
brass comical gas station double fault
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Lavender Rough-skinned Codepig Business Firm
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
aquamarine offensive coffee pot pozpig
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Razzle Wild Stead Jew
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
irradiated unholy garrison coldplay fan
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  07/06/25
...
brass comical gas station double fault
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
scarlet electric parlor
  07/06/25
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sticky indirect expression
  07/06/25
lol
out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace
  07/07/25
wow
Stimulating love of her life stag film
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: emerald kitty cat

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: misanthropic point feces

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: 180 Flushed Reading Party

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Pearly dilemma son of senegal

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cerise water buffalo house

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Lavender Rough-skinned Codepig Business Firm

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: diverse plum twinkling uncleanness

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: gold weed whacker senate

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: tantric heady forum

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Boyish Massive Incel

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Disgusting excitant immigrant

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Grizzly bearded filthpig

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aqua rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: jade splenetic mad-dog skullcap

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: tantric heady forum

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Big abnormal national dog poop

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Grizzly bearded filthpig

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Disgusting excitant immigrant

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jade splenetic mad-dog skullcap

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Razzle Wild Stead Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: coiffed nursing home dragon

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Lavender Rough-skinned Codepig Business Firm

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bistre cerebral goyim cuckold

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: fluffy rigpig principal's office

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Disgusting excitant immigrant

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Bistre cerebral goyim cuckold

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: emerald kitty cat

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Disgusting excitant immigrant

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Big abnormal national dog poop

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Lilac sickened goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: histrionic coral really tough guy casino

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Startling Canary Native Boiling Water

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: fishy erotic jap heaven

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Startling Canary Native Boiling Water

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Startling Canary Native Boiling Water

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Opaque Effete Hospital

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: odious citrine liquid oxygen

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Iridescent Thriller Sanctuary

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Fragrant public bath idea he suggested

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: burgundy twisted theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: brass comical gas station double fault

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: sable milk

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: gold weed whacker senate

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Fragrant public bath idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Disgusting excitant immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Grizzly bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: mischievous trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sticky indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: odious citrine liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Iridescent Thriller Sanctuary

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: histrionic coral really tough guy casino

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: swollen orchestra pit wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Razzle Wild Stead Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: nofapping hall azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: marvelous preventive strike trust fund

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Sienna resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: 180 Flushed Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cerise water buffalo house

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Iridescent Thriller Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Adventurous Umber Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Arousing navy theater stage personal credit line

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: tantric heady forum

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: mischievous trump supporter

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sticky indirect expression

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Arousing navy theater stage personal credit line

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: fishy erotic jap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sticky indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sienna resort

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: greedy seedy quadroon

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Big abnormal national dog poop

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Disgusting excitant immigrant

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: provocative abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Fragrant public bath idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: cordovan library

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: hyperactive toilet seat

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Big-titted National Security Agency Kitty

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: yellow at-the-ready gunner

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Mahogany generalized bond

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: provocative abode

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Clear fighting death wish pervert

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Razzle Wild Stead Jew

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: kink-friendly brethren

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: charismatic office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: provocative abode

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: rose field

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Sienna resort

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Lavender Rough-skinned Codepig Business Firm

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Sienna resort

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Sienna resort

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: brass comical gas station double fault

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Lavender Rough-skinned Codepig Business Firm

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: aquamarine offensive coffee pot pozpig

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Razzle Wild Stead Jew

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: irradiated unholy garrison coldplay fan

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: brass comical gas station double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: scarlet electric parlor

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: sticky indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: out-of-control slate ticket booth electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Stimulating love of her life stag film

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)