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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
mauve coiffed lodge factory reset button
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
Motley purple background story cuck
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
Self-absorbed Irate Shrine
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
Motley purple background story cuck
  07/26/25
LOL
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
glittery stag film liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
very tactful sanctuary
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
bright generalized bond
  07/26/25
See my order below
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
very tactful sanctuary
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
slate up-to-no-good cruise ship
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
Contagious rough-skinned chad
  07/26/25
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slate up-to-no-good cruise ship
  07/26/25
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Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
hyperventilating corner volcanic crater
  07/26/25
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Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
Motley purple background story cuck
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
vermilion parlour sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
very tactful sanctuary
  07/26/25
Yeah
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
Clear bisexual theater stage
  07/26/25
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Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
Twinkling Supple Range Tank
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
Clear bisexual theater stage
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
Twinkling Supple Range Tank
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
Clear bisexual theater stage
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
Twinkling Supple Range Tank
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
Clear bisexual theater stage
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
Twinkling Supple Range Tank
  07/26/25
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Motley purple background story cuck
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
Ebony histrionic goal in life meetinghouse
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
Ebony histrionic goal in life meetinghouse
  07/26/25
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Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
Ebony histrionic goal in life meetinghouse
  07/26/25
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Dull lay alpha
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
Ebony histrionic goal in life meetinghouse
  07/26/25
In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that ...
Adulterous scarlet boistinker
  07/26/25
cq
Motley purple background story cuck
  07/30/25
It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understan...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;;
  07/30/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: mauve coiffed lodge factory reset button

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Motley purple background story cuck

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Irate Shrine

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Motley purple background story cuck

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: glittery stag film liquid oxygen

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: very tactful sanctuary

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: bright generalized bond

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: very tactful sanctuary

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: slate up-to-no-good cruise ship

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned chad

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: slate up-to-no-good cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: hyperventilating corner volcanic crater

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Motley purple background story cuck

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: vermilion parlour sweet tailpipe

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: very tactful sanctuary

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Clear bisexual theater stage

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Twinkling Supple Range Tank

You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Clear bisexual theater stage

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Twinkling Supple Range Tank

At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Clear bisexual theater stage

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Twinkling Supple Range Tank

This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Clear bisexual theater stage

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Twinkling Supple Range Tank

Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Motley purple background story cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Ebony histrionic goal in life meetinghouse

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Ebony histrionic goal in life meetinghouse

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Ebony histrionic goal in life meetinghouse

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Dull lay alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Ebony histrionic goal in life meetinghouse

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49132647)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Adulterous scarlet boistinker

In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49133585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Motley purple background story cuck

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49142562)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;; ( )


It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2:#49143354)