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Poast ITT if you've never engaged in a sex crime

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Charismatic magical potus
  07/28/25
by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG
bull headed nowag
  07/28/25
Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "s...
stirring wagecucks feces
  07/28/25
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zombie-like cocky tank
  07/29/25
Not sure any of these qualify
nofapping indian lodge
  07/30/25
I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the c...
arousing arrogant pit
  07/30/25
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clear foreskin puppy
  07/30/25
I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught ...
Painfully Honest Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Property
  07/28/25
that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort no...
Charismatic magical potus
  07/28/25
"Public" as in "in view" of members of t...
stirring wagecucks feces
  07/28/25
(Constitutional vagueness masterman)
Disgusting federal home
  07/28/25
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rose low-t corner twinkling uncleanness
  07/28/25
I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caugh...
Painfully Honest Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Property
  07/28/25
I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, notice...
stirring wagecucks feces
  07/29/25
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shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab
  07/28/25
i have not once done this
Charismatic magical potus
  07/28/25
gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender
trip up-to-no-good den
  07/30/25
“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! E...
shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab
  07/30/25
you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated some...
trip up-to-no-good den
  07/30/25
No I bet you fuck children though
shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab
  07/30/25
I'm not the one on a sex offender registry
trip up-to-no-good den
  07/30/25
You should be for those gook creepshots
shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab
  07/30/25
wtf you talking about you pedophile? it's a matter of tim...
trip up-to-no-good den
  07/30/25
Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here y...
shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab
  07/30/25
oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary...
trip up-to-no-good den
  07/30/25
Why are squat money ppl always sniffing my dick? Why do you ...
autoadmit poaster
  07/31/25
you're gonna lose your allowance soon lol
Jewish Laundromat
  07/31/25
“I’m a bitter gookcel” Great cope. Keep...
autoadmit poaster
  07/31/25
Prostitution isn’t a sex crime
Blathering azn boistinker
  07/29/25
no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status
Charismatic magical potus
  07/30/25
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trip up-to-no-good den
  07/30/25
There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had the...
Irradiated ultramarine stock car heaven
  07/30/25
I've never engaged in sex
Ebony Frozen Hissy Fit Theater Stage
  07/30/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Charismatic magical potus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138602)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: bull headed nowag

by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138609)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: stirring wagecucks feces

Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "sex crimes" (as such term might be interpreted by shitlibs):

(1) Tea-bagged other men 10+ times

(2) Engaged in sex with a few fairly drunk females (in the normal way)

(3) Gone skinny dipping

(4) Abducted a ~14-16 year old girl from a greyhound station, loaded her with fentanyl, brought her to a Motel 6, fucked her (while she was in-and-out of consciousness) for a few days, then "sold" her to some random black trucker I met in the motel parking lot for $200.

(5) Pissed on a friend's face after he passed out on a couch in our frat house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138619)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: zombie-like cocky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49140321)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: nofapping indian lodge

Not sure any of these qualify

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142082)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:30 AM
Author: arousing arrogant pit

I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the constitutional limits of tea bagging bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142091)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: clear foreskin puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142201)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Property

I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught it probably would be classified as a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138621)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Charismatic magical potus

that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort not to be caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138627)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: stirring wagecucks feces

"Public" as in "in view" of members of the public?

Or "public" as in a space that is open to the public, but out of view of members of the public in the moments of the act?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138659)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Disgusting federal home

(Constitutional vagueness masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138661)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: rose low-t corner twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138662)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Property

I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caught" should fully answer this question for a literate person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49139130)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: stirring wagecucks feces

I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, noticed, and not confronted them or called the authorities. Thus they could be seen, but not caught. (Disclaimer: I'm highly autistic).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49140211)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138654)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Charismatic magical potus

i have not once done this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49138657)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:32 AM
Author: trip up-to-no-good den

gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142093)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab

“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! Everyone please check out these pixelated creepshots of this white lady I stalked!”

At least you have a tiny Asian penis, gibbergook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142199)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: trip up-to-no-good den

you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated

someone should call the Massachusetts Board and tell them how violent you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142227)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab

No

I bet you fuck children though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142244)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: trip up-to-no-good den

I'm not the one on a sex offender registry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142261)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab

You should be for those gook creepshots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142263)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: trip up-to-no-good den

wtf you talking about you pedophile?

it's a matter of time before your name is plastered all over the internet for your crimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142294)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: shimmering marvelous fat ankles rehab

Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here you mouthbreathing gook incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142296)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: trip up-to-no-good den

oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary.

when was the last time you had sex you TTTufts "grad"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142299)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: autoadmit poaster

Why are squat money ppl always sniffing my dick? Why do you do dis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49145115)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Jewish Laundromat

you're gonna lose your allowance soon lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49145139)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: autoadmit poaster

“I’m a bitter gookcel”

Great cope. Keep being angry and Asian, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49145142)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Blathering azn boistinker

Prostitution isn’t a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49140291)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Charismatic magical potus

no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49141991)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: trip up-to-no-good den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142092)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Irradiated ultramarine stock car heaven

There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had these knives we....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49141997)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Ebony Frozen Hissy Fit Theater Stage

I've never engaged in sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2:#49142259)