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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Supple base
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Trip flesh hissy fit yarmulke
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/23/25
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Translucent appetizing temple haunted graveyard
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razzle-dazzle abnormal crackhouse gaming laptop
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razzle telephone
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adventurous chapel double fault
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Sexy irradiated main people puppy
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galvanic dull quadroon
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Trip flesh hissy fit yarmulke
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Seedy multi-billionaire sweet tailpipe
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Dashing foreskin
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claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/24/25
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charismatic love of her life brunch
  12/24/25
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Mind-boggling dopamine
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
self-centered salmon menage
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
razzle telephone
  12/23/25
180
buck-toothed comical native
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Brindle Glittery Pocket Flask
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/23/25
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Olive massive mother stag film
  12/24/25
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honey-headed bat-shit-crazy marketing idea genital piercing
  12/24/25
logical tbh
magenta coiffed school cafeteria hominid
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Naked dragon range
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Naked dragon range
  12/23/25
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Aphrodisiac yellow casino ladyboy
  12/24/25
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Mind-boggling dopamine
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Aromatic station boltzmann
  12/23/25
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Free-loading cordovan business firm deer antler
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/23/25
...
Free-loading cordovan business firm deer antler
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Slap-happy vermilion sex offender
  12/24/25
...
Free-loading cordovan business firm deer antler
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Primrose Stubborn Jew Reading Party
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Snowy titillating trailer park friendly grandma
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
heady university kitty
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
bossy school
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
heady university kitty
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/24/25
...
adventurous chapel double fault
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
bossy school
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
bossy school
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
heady university kitty
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/25/25
...
shimmering internet-worthy candlestick maker
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
adventurous chapel double fault
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
charismatic love of her life brunch
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
fishy voyeur abode
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
concupiscible emerald ratface laser beams
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
learning disabled clown
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
learning disabled clown
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Elite Fortuitous Meteor New Version
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
bossy school
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
wonderful amber hospital
  12/24/25
tp
Sexy irradiated main people puppy
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
tripping bawdyhouse brethren
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
bossy school
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
claret fanboi keepsake machete
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
bossy school
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Supple base

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Trip flesh hissy fit yarmulke

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Translucent appetizing temple haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abnormal crackhouse gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: razzle telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: adventurous chapel double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Sexy irradiated main people puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: galvanic dull quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Trip flesh hissy fit yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Seedy multi-billionaire sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Dashing foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: charismatic love of her life brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: self-centered salmon menage

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: razzle telephone

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed comical native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Brindle Glittery Pocket Flask

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Olive massive mother stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: honey-headed bat-shit-crazy marketing idea genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: magenta coiffed school cafeteria hominid

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Naked dragon range

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Naked dragon range

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac yellow casino ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Aromatic station boltzmann

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Free-loading cordovan business firm deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Free-loading cordovan business firm deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Slap-happy vermilion sex offender

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Free-loading cordovan business firm deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Primrose Stubborn Jew Reading Party

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Snowy titillating trailer park friendly grandma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: heady university kitty

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: bossy school

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: heady university kitty

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: adventurous chapel double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: bossy school

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: bossy school

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: heady university kitty

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: shimmering internet-worthy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: adventurous chapel double fault

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: charismatic love of her life brunch

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: fishy voyeur abode

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: concupiscible emerald ratface laser beams

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: learning disabled clown

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: learning disabled clown

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Elite Fortuitous Meteor New Version

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: bossy school

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: wonderful amber hospital

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Sexy irradiated main people puppy

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: tripping bawdyhouse brethren

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: bossy school

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: claret fanboi keepsake machete

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: bossy school

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2:#49539118)