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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
magical lilac senate roommate
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
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  04/24/26
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deranged vibrant stage
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Spruce round eye
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
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  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
Infuriating Indecent Site Skinny Woman
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
jet marvelous patrolman stage
  04/24/26
Link?
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  04/24/26
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magical lilac senate roommate
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
cream useless brakes twinkling uncleanness
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Puce hospital striped hyena
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
cream useless brakes twinkling uncleanness
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
Mustard Nursing Home
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
peach bateful spot rigor
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
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  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
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The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Puce hospital striped hyena
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Spruce round eye
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: magical lilac senate roommate

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: talented elite rehab

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: deranged vibrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Spruce round eye

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: jet marvelous patrolman stage

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Infuriating Indecent Site Skinny Woman

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: jet marvelous patrolman stage

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Infuriating Indecent Site Skinny Woman

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: magical lilac senate roommate

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: cream useless brakes twinkling uncleanness

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Puce hospital striped hyena

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: cream useless brakes twinkling uncleanness

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Mustard Nursing Home

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: peach bateful spot rigor

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Effete Indirect Expression Office

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: spectacular gold cruise ship

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Bright diverse stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic lay



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Bright diverse stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Puce hospital striped hyena

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Spruce round eye

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2:#49839738)