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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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infuriating business firm
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
trip maize church building
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
infuriating business firm
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
trip maize church building
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saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
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exhilarant idiotic skinny woman
  04/29/26
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infuriating business firm
  04/29/26
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saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
blue marvelous pervert
  04/29/26
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underhanded odious stock car fanboi
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saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
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Bespoke stag film useless brakes
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fighting thriller digit ratio
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
fighting thriller digit ratio
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
underhanded odious stock car fanboi
  05/02/26
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saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
infuriating business firm
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
blue marvelous pervert
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
infuriating business firm
  04/29/26
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saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  04/29/26
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Ruby contagious dilemma
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Electric ivory ticket booth
  04/29/26
180!
underhanded odious stock car fanboi
  04/29/26
hell yeah
exhilarant idiotic skinny woman
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
infuriating business firm
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Abnormal mental disorder sanctuary
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
infuriating business firm
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Sooty bisexual market
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
infuriating business firm
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Sooty bisexual market
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
infuriating business firm
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
poppy site
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
infuriating business firm
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Sooty bisexual market
  05/01/26
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saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
poppy site
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Sooty bisexual market
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/01/26
180
Ruby contagious dilemma
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
exhilarant idiotic skinny woman
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razzle-dazzle hospital
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Canary hall rigor
  04/30/26
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Canary hall rigor
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
filthy french shrine messiness
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
infuriating business firm
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Sooty bisexual market
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
infuriating business firm
  05/01/26
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saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
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Sooty bisexual market
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saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Sexy office cuckoldry
  05/01/26
Shalom.
saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/01/26
congrats!
fighting thriller digit ratio
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Ruby contagious dilemma
  05/01/26
180
saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
infuriating business firm
  05/01/26
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saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Sexy office cuckoldry
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter
  05/01/26
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underhanded odious stock car fanboi
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: infuriating business firm



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: trip maize church building

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: trip maize church building

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: exhilarant idiotic skinny woman



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: infuriating business firm



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: blue marvelous pervert

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: underhanded odious stock car fanboi



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Bespoke stag film useless brakes



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: fighting thriller digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: fighting thriller digit ratio

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: underhanded odious stock car fanboi

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: blue marvelous pervert

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Ruby contagious dilemma



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Electric ivory ticket booth



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: underhanded odious stock car fanboi

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: exhilarant idiotic skinny woman

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Abnormal mental disorder sanctuary

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Sooty bisexual market

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Sooty bisexual market

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: poppy site

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Sooty bisexual market

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: poppy site

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Sooty bisexual market

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Ruby contagious dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: exhilarant idiotic skinny woman

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Canary hall rigor

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Canary hall rigor



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: filthy french shrine messiness

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Sooty bisexual market

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Sooty bisexual market



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Sexy office cuckoldry

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: fighting thriller digit ratio

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Ruby contagious dilemma

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: infuriating business firm

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Sexy office cuckoldry

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: saffron beady-eyed hissy fit trump supporter

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2:#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: underhanded odious stock car fanboi



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