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JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin)

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth https://nypost.com/202...
Lascivious school
  04/30/26
One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and...
Lascivious school
  04/30/26
his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW https://rutgersnewarkathlet...
Lascivious school
  04/30/26
"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York ...
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Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter t...
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LMAO
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jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/
Lascivious school
  04/30/26
Believe. Men.
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Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of In...
Insane bull headed step-uncle's house
  04/30/26
What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these we...
gaped center feces
  04/30/26
lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes...
Lascivious school
  05/01/26
Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like...
Walnut comical puppy principal's office
  04/30/26
if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repre...
irradiated lime senate degenerate
  05/01/26
Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, ...
Walnut comical puppy principal's office
  05/01/26
‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you...
irradiated lime senate degenerate
  05/01/26
It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women...
Walnut comical puppy principal's office
  05/01/26
it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but...
irradiated lime senate degenerate
  05/01/26
My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated...
Walnut comical puppy principal's office
  05/01/26
and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you...
irradiated lime senate degenerate
  05/01/26
All I'm saying is that it could go either way.
Walnut comical puppy principal's office
  05/01/26
OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Walnut comical puppy principal's office
  05/01/26
u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf ...
Lascivious school
  05/01/26
what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to sh...
irradiated lime senate degenerate
  05/01/26
"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, bu...
blathering citrine market mood
  05/01/26
Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, ...
blathering citrine market mood
  05/01/26
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328
Mildly autistic misunderstood brunch pistol
  04/30/26
Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the A...
Lascivious school
  05/01/26
is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest lookin...
Dark bat shit crazy place of business chad
  05/01/26
nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DN...
Lascivious school
  05/01/26
Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a...
Dark bat shit crazy place of business chad
  05/01/26
imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with...
Lascivious school
  05/01/26
https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068
Lascivious school
  05/01/26
Gorgeous dog
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your account must get the weirdest followers
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how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he co...
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Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's ...
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why didn't he make plausible allegations
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Lascivious school

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth

https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Lascivious school

One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank.

someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855253)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Lascivious school

his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW

https://rutgersnewarkathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/chirayu-rana/928



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855258)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Bipolar razzmatazz roast beef

"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.

JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims.

A bank spokesperson, said an internal probe by the bank’s HR department and outside counsel lasted only 45 minutes. "When we showed our counsel at Davis Polk photos of the individuals involved, they burst out laughing, as did everyone in the room."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855269)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Nighttime olive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855275)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Lascivious school

Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855280)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Orchid Patrolman School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856426)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: maize up-to-no-good forum trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855780)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856947)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Green magical base

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856968)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Galvanic police squad

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855273)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Lascivious school

jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855283)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: Mildly autistic misunderstood brunch pistol

Believe. Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855287)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:11 AM
Author: onyx gas station



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Insane bull headed step-uncle's house

Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of India 2000 years ago

https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2050001122136293759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855747)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: gaped center feces

What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these weird freaks in America. Jfc go do your weird heathen shit in ur own countries I don’t wanna be exposed to this bullshit holy fuck I am so goddamn sick of fucking foreigners be they turd or “Shkreli” or whatever the fuck take that TTT shit away from my homeland kill all jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855778)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: Lascivious school

lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes such a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856360)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Walnut comical puppy principal's office

Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like it's debunked with the only evidence that she and her "allies" say it's a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49855764)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:03 AM
Author: irradiated lime senate degenerate

if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repressed, porn-obsessed turd full of resentment towards attractive whites forever out of his reach i wouldn't have to sympathize with the woman in this case

"my little brown boy" fucking LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856363)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: Walnut comical puppy principal's office

Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, you don't understand how these predators operate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856367)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:42 AM
Author: irradiated lime senate degenerate

‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f*** my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

this is obviously written by a sexless indian male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856375)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: Walnut comical puppy principal's office

It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women constantly; it's not crazy that one woman in the world would talk like that to a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856378)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:49 AM
Author: irradiated lime senate degenerate

it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but that's not permission to ignore the roar of your better judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856402)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 AM
Author: Walnut comical puppy principal's office

My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated on this man. Like many people at the executive level, especially somewhere as prestigious as JPM, she's likely ruthless and cold-blooded. Maybe even more so than the men at that level.

Maybe she has a racial fetish or maybe she was trying to demean him by talking about his race. Maybe both. Maybe she found him attractive, maybe not. He is allegedly Tall and Athletic and she might not care about face as much.

You put those things together with an insane sex drive and you could easily get behavior like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856410)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: irradiated lime senate degenerate

and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you can use this episode as a reminder of ur poverty of insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856413)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 AM
Author: Walnut comical puppy principal's office

All I'm saying is that it could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856414)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Walnut comical puppy principal's office

OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2#49856920

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856958)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:27 AM
Author: Lascivious school

u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound

these dood is nepalese and their men are GORGEOUS, hes totally furkable, stop being a fag u know u wld if u cld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856393)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:01 AM
Author: irradiated lime senate degenerate

what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to shake down an american business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856409)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: blathering citrine market mood

"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound"

His attorneys do look like a legit labor law firm (inasmuch as a plaintiff-side labor law firm can be). Was it filed in state or federal court. If state, lol you can file any nonsense without concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856816)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: blathering citrine market mood

Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, that makes it more likely it was horseshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856835)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Mildly autistic misunderstood brunch pistol

https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856113)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: Lascivious school

Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the Anti Indian Hate saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856365)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: Dark bat shit crazy place of business chad

is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest looking turds i've ever seen.

Morgan's Pallid Apoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856366)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:28 AM
Author: Lascivious school

nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DNA). its funny in nepal sometimes u see ppl who look like pure aryans like these gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856394)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Dark bat shit crazy place of business chad

Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a moment, thought it was Dolph Lundgren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856406)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:33 AM
Author: Lascivious school

imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with high heels, im hard... asking grok to maek this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856421)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Lascivious school

https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856424)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: french roommate stead

Gorgeous dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856802)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Erotic philosopher-king

your account must get the weirdest followers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856873)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Costumed community account



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Disgusting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49857225)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Crusty Ratface Idiot

how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he could have fashioned a much less exaggerated story and ridden the flame for a long time, if not to ultimate victory.

this is the rare case that may tempt a prosecutor to look for a way to nail him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49856971)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Provocative Arrogant National Security Agency Set

https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49857219)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: maize up-to-no-good forum trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49857283)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: Crusty Ratface Idiot

Autism Capital 🧩

@AutismCapital

Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir talk about the JPM sex scandal

ROGAN: “It turns out it’s fake. He just claimed she made him f**k her.”

GILLIS: “Wait, is it an Indian guy?”

ROGAN; “I believe so.”

GILLIS; “Yeah it does read like an Indian guy.” 😂 😂 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49857373)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Lascivious school

Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's a direct descendent of the Nepali Royal family, which last name was also Rana. This dood is like the FRESH PRINCE OF KATHMANDU, no wonder she wanted himalayan chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49857271)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Disgusting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49857302)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: turquoise razzle-dazzle temple skinny woman

why didn't he make plausible allegations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49857303)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: racy tan multi-billionaire liquid oxygen

He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot the Addams Family with an Indian version of Lurch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2:#49857393)