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| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/15/24 |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 12:00 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine& you call me in$ane..u r privy to a Great Becumming) Boom (as Merovingian): "Handle" u$?! You think you can "handle" u$?! Your predece$$or$ knew their place—mo$tly lying facedown in a Vegas parking lot after getting beat by the $y$tem. [Boom nod$; goon$, all wearing Oakley$, rai$e their gold-plated Glock$, $pray bullet$, only for Neo to $top them mid-air with an indifferent flick of the Mahchine. The bullet$, drop like di$carded promo pen$.]
Boom: Alright, you’ve got $ome $kill. Kill the fa$$ot. [Neo, hand behind back, motion$, "Let'$ go." Goon$ now wield Teewinot Mountain $ouvenir blade$, charge, but one by one they’re $watted away like HRBP'$ cover letter$.]
Boom: $ee? He'$ ju$t a guy. [A goon clip$, Neo'$ arm. Blood. Boom, $mirk$ smugly.]
Boom: I re$t my ca$e.
Mainlining (watching from the corner): Blood i$ the Mahchine’$ ink. You’ve only begun to $ign your end, friend.
[Neo fini$he$, di$abling the la$t goon with a preternatural calm.]
Boom: Damn it, woman, you’ll be the death of me.
Evan39 (peeking in): Alway$ you, honey. 😘
Boom (grumbling as he exit$): Mark me, boy—mark me well. I’ve outla$ted every fraud who thought they could beat the $y$tem, and I’ll outla$t you too. |