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What are some common traits of Shitlaw kings that you know?

Anything stand out?
Pearly feces gas station
  08/08/23
Y chromosome Haplogroup E or J
rose stage regret
  08/08/23
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Motley orchestra pit macaca
  08/08/23
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Luce Fuhrer
  11/01/24
Old, slow witted
Useless base potus
  08/08/23
?
Pearly feces gas station
  08/08/23
What's a shitlaw king? To me it's an old man who farts and t...
Useless base potus
  08/08/23
Lawyer serving regular people clientele making at least $1 m...
Pearly feces gas station
  08/08/23
Does he have to be good as a lawyer? Or can he just be an ex...
Useless base potus
  08/08/23
Being a shitlaw king definitely doesn't require top skills a...
Pearly feces gas station
  08/08/23
lol most shitlaw kings never go to court. His 2% partner doe...
l3orders
  11/01/24
Ponytail
abusive maize puppy gaping
  08/08/23
Seems specifically confined to crim def
Exhilarant therapy national
  08/08/23
Fantastic commercials
rebellious rigpig area
  08/08/23
Good one but I was thinking more personality traits.
Pearly feces gas station
  08/08/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Wgz7auLAk
GARBAGE
  11/01/24
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Pearly feces gas station
  08/08/23
Don't know any shitlawyers IRL.
spectacular hospital fanboi
  08/08/23
Especially outgoing?
Pearly feces gas station
  08/08/23
...
When I grow up I want to be a pumo
  11/01/24
one bro had a forearm sleeve of flames going towards his han...
Salivary Stoned
  11/01/24
1) lucky 2) jurors like them
concern boner
  11/01/24


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Date: August 8th, 2023 6:17 PM
Author: Pearly feces gas station

Anything stand out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645189)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 6:19 PM
Author: rose stage regret

Y chromosome Haplogroup E or J

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645197)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Motley orchestra pit macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645497)



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Date: November 1st, 2024 6:25 AM
Author: Luce Fuhrer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#48266651)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 6:22 PM
Author: Useless base potus

Old, slow witted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645204)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 6:26 PM
Author: Pearly feces gas station

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645213)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Useless base potus

What's a shitlaw king? To me it's an old man who farts and the client owes him $300k. He can suck at what he does and still pull clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645231)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 7:37 PM
Author: Pearly feces gas station

Lawyer serving regular people clientele making at least $1 million per year seems like a good working definition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645474)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 7:48 PM
Author: Useless base potus

Does he have to be good as a lawyer? Or can he just be an ex-judge who takes ten minutes to formulate a thought?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645498)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 8:06 PM
Author: Pearly feces gas station

Being a shitlaw king definitely doesn't require top skills as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645548)



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Date: November 1st, 2024 6:17 AM
Author: l3orders

lol most shitlaw kings never go to court. His 2% partner does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#48266638)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 6:23 PM
Author: abusive maize puppy gaping

Ponytail

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Date: August 8th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant therapy national

Seems specifically confined to crim def

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645236)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 7:43 PM
Author: rebellious rigpig area

Fantastic commercials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645488)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 7:44 PM
Author: Pearly feces gas station

Good one but I was thinking more personality traits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645492)



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Date: November 1st, 2024 6:36 AM
Author: GARBAGE (🗑️)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Wgz7auLAk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#48266658)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Pearly feces gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645822)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 9:22 PM
Author: spectacular hospital fanboi

Don't know any shitlawyers IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46645823)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 10:59 PM
Author: Pearly feces gas station

Especially outgoing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#46646223)



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Date: November 1st, 2024 5:27 AM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#48266624)



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Date: November 1st, 2024 6:39 AM
Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com)

one bro had a forearm sleeve of flames going towards his hands. He'd roll up his shirt sleeve for dramatic effect. Smoked cigars and wore a fedora.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#48266659)



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Date: November 1st, 2024 6:39 AM
Author: concern boner

1) lucky

2) jurors like them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5385256&forum_id=2[/quote#48266660)