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$500k to have seat eject at a random point during LA-NYC flight (with parachute)
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Date: November 1st, 2024 1:53 AM Author: Zyn Rewards Redeemer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48266499) |
Date: November 1st, 2024 1:54 AM Author: maine is 180 $500k seems steep- can i get set up on a payment plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48266500) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 1:54 AM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,..,....,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,..,,..,. There would be a decent chance you'd land on the side of a mountain in the Rockies, so no. I'd consider it for $5m, however. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48266501) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Ass Sunstein Just steer the parachute away from the mountains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48267392) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 6:04 PM Author: seal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48269278) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 5:02 PM Author: tsunami That seems like a longshot actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48269045) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 2:06 AM Author: indulgent Lol
Good hypo
No, the anticipation would destroy me |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 2:43 AM Author: WikiFeet General Counsel I’m a huge pussy but I think I’d take this one
Really good hypo |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 3:01 AM Author: Luce Fuhrer Am i protected from elements like freezing temp upon ejection like in a capsule or similar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48266544) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 10:36 AM Author: NeumannMorgenste Yes. In this hypothetical, you are ensconced within a COVINT pod. The COVINT pod will insert tubes into your penis, anus, nose, throat, and brain in a minimally invasive way. The tubes provide you with vitalizing fluids and stimulation. The pod's surface is embedded with sensors and its skin is composed of molecular-scale machinery which enables it to dynamically modulate its composition in response to environmental and external threats to defend and protect you. While you are defended and protected, the tubes of course remain inside your penis, anus, nose, throat, and brain. The pod provides you with essentially all your physical, mental, and spiritual needs. In order to active all these functions, you simply need to say to the pod "will do." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48267365) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 4:40 PM Author: Luce Fuhrer How many G forces am I subjected to
If under 4-5 I’m in for 5 million |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 4:58 PM Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48269015) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 5:48 PM Author: real, actually practicing litigator How much can i buy one of these pods for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48269229) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 6:03 PM Author: NeumannMorgenste $348,000 paid over three years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48269273) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard depends on the route, but fuck, I'd be terrified -- good hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48266549) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 10:37 AM Author: Prisoner of Azkaban too many places along the way where you'd have zero chance lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48267367) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) if I have a proper fighter pilot flight suit w/ oxygen, I take this at $5m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48268960) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 4:48 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband I'm guessing TSA would have some questions for a guy boarding a flight in a proper fighter pilot suit with bottled oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48268972) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband It's not about *where you'd land, it's about losing consciousness in the first 20K feet of the fall and accordingly not pulling the rip cord.
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Date: November 1st, 2024 4:58 PM Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat Fuck no I hate dealing with the la airport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48269022) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 5:01 PM Author: tsunami Possibility of landing in a nigger ghetto makes this one a no for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48269039) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 5:12 PM Author: 6'11" power bottom Is the seat 1st class? I'm not flying coach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622288&forum_id=2[/quote#48269084) |
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Date: November 1st, 2024 5:44 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... Can I also keep my phone (iPhone 14 with sat phone capability) with me to call for help after I land? I once read an article from an experience pilot that said that if a plane experienced explosive decompression at high altitude, the passengers might pass out briefly, but most likely they would remain conscious until they hit the ground assuming they survived the initial explosion. If that dude is correct (and I'd need to do some research to verify it), the big danger wouldn't be surviving the fall. It would be landing somewhere in the Nevada desert where you die of dehydration before anyone finds you.
Assuming I am satisfied that I will not die during the descent, I keep my phone charged to full and keep as much water with me as possible. Then I send a 911 distress beacon via sat phone with my location when I land. Dehydration is realistically the only thing that might kill me before a rescuer got to me. (Well, that's assuming that I can choose to do this during the summer. It gets a little more interesting if it's January. But even then some warm clothing and thermal underwear should keep me alive for at least a couple days.)
If I'm not allowed to call for help after landing, then absolutely not. If I land anywhere west of the Mississippi, I'm most likely in a sparsely populated area far away from civilization. Most likely I die of dehydration or exposure before I make it to safety. In general, for this hypo, I think people should be less worried about surviving the fall and more worried about surviving after you land. Eastcoastmos don't seem to comprehend that most of the U.S. is empty and not very hospitable. |