REMINDER: somewhere in the world, a cock is shooting out cum.
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Date: April 12th, 2013 2:59 PM Author: thirsty supple business firm filthpig
There is never a time when cum is not gushing out somewhere on this planet. Brothers,
No cock is an Island, intire of it selfe; every cock is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne were; any cocks orgasm jizzes through mine, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the cock cums; it cums for thee.
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Date: April 12th, 2013 6:47 PM Author: thirsty supple business firm filthpig
I ran some pro forma numbers in preparation for my post. If a conservative estimate for a cumshot is 4 seconds, then that's 21,600 per day. Certainly not every dude is cumming every day like cockwork, but I'd feel comfortable that with a global population of, say, 500 million people, that's about 250 million cocks, you have ~10,000 "cocks per cum interval" or "C/CI," which intuitively gives a decent chance that someone from that population is cumming at all times. Estimates say that the planet has had > 1 billion people (a robust 23,000 C/CI) since 1800, so you're looking at well over 200 years of uninterrupted cumming. Gaze upon my cum, ye horny, and despair!
One potential objection is that the population is not evenly distributed around the world. For instance, there is a period of a few hours each day when the "prime cum time" of evening is in low-population areas of the Pacific. However, I argue that simply as a matter of population density, there are people pounding out that morning quickie, visiting the lunchtime prostitute, rubbing one out during a lazy afternoon bathroom break, etc., so while MOST people might cum most often between 9pm and midnight, you get your C/CI high enough and it makes up for that.
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