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Guys, need social skills advice ITT — Cheers edition
| quoth_the_raven | 10/31/24 |
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| quoth_the_raven | 10/31/24 |
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| hank_scorpio | 10/31/24 |
| jafar (halloween) | 10/31/24 |
| quoth_the_raven | 10/31/24 |
| hank_scorpio | 10/31/24 |
| werekike | 10/31/24 |
| butt pumpkins | 10/31/24 |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 6:37 PM Author: quoth_the_raven I finally found a bar where I can go in and chill for a few beers whenever. Bartender starts my pour when I walk in and say hi. What sort of banter should I engage with to establish myself as the Norm of the bar? Bartender is retired relief pitcher for my local ball team. Currently, I just sit here and drink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622072&forum_id=2[/quote#48265103) |
Date: October 31st, 2024 6:38 PM Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;, Can you bring up local sports teams? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622072&forum_id=2[/quote#48265105) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 6:50 PM Author: quoth_the_raven Seems like a sour spot for him. He wasn’t great. Much better than me, lol, but everything thought he sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622072&forum_id=2[/quote#48265169) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 7:14 PM Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;, I meant local professional sports teams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622072&forum_id=2[/quote#48265268) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 6:45 PM Author: hank_scorpio do you have a real hag of a wife or could you pretend to have one that they never see and just rag on her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622072&forum_id=2[/quote#48265155) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 6:46 PM Author: jafar (halloween) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622072&forum_id=2[/quote#48265158) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 6:51 PM Author: quoth_the_raven Not a hag. But assuming I wanted to pretend, how to start a good wife bitch sesh with my tender? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622072&forum_id=2[/quote#48265174) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 6:52 PM Author: hank_scorpio "My wife's riding up my ass worse than this barstool, I tell ya" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622072&forum_id=2[/quote#48265178) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 6:56 PM Author: werekike Just talk about your troubles, whatever they are. Doesn't matter. Sharing troubles is the oldest and best way to build camaraderie. See xo That's what Cheers was all about iirc |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 7:01 PM Author: butt pumpkins (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp) "What's new, quoth_the_raven?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."
"How's life treating you?" "It's not, Sammy, but you can."
"What'd you say, quoth_the_raven?" "Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer."
"What would you say to a beer, quoth_the_raven?" "Hiya, sailor. New in town?"
(Coming in from the rain) "Evening, everybody." Everybody: "quoth_the_raven!" "Still pouring, quoth_the_raven?" "That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing."
"Whaddya say, quoth_the_raven?" "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink."
"How's about a beer, quoth_the_raven?" "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"
"Beer, quoth_the_raven?" "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
"Hey quoth_the_raven, how's the world been treating you?" "Like a baby treats a diaper."
"Whatcha up to, Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
"What's the story, quoth_the_raven?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." |