Wait until Asian guys see Issa Rae

Black People Twitter is upset with Issa Rae for suggesting that black women should date Asian men (except Filipinos), but I'm sure she'll feel vindicated when she's wrapped in the noodle-like arms of some especially smart Asian guys and the rest of you clowns are still attacking people on Twitter.

In her book The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl she writes that black women shouldn't sweat trying to date black men, because black men aren't smart enough for them. Instead, she says, they should focus on dating Asian guys, literally all of whom are good at math, which arguably makes them smart by definition—though I'd argue that the fact that some of them can't speak good English should count against them. Especially in college admissions. If they can't pronounce the words fried rice—a dish they serve in their own restaurants—then maybe they should be going to a lowly directional school instead of Harvard.

The book came out like three years ago, but probably no one read it until just now, which is a tough thing to hear for those of us who have written, say, seven or eight books on obscure controversies in online hip-hop journalism. The fact of the matter is that black people just plain don't read. Many of us probably can't!

As far as her argument that black women should date Asian men . . . I mean, more power to them. Personally, I think they'd look cute together. Black women have smaller vagines than white women, and Asian men have smaller peens than any other race of men, so they should be a perfect match for each other. The thing is, Asian men are docile by nature. Black women are wildebeests, and I doubt they'd be able to pipe down, even to get with a guy who probably has a lot of money. It's just not in their nature.

http://www.byroncrawford.com/2018/05/wait-until-asian-guys-see-issa-rae.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3976310&forum_id=2#36045430)