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Rewrote Eminem's "Lose Yourself" but changed the line to "bar spaghetti"

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(Verse 1) Yo, it's the legal life, palms are sweaty, case i...
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Date: January 8th, 2023 8:13 AM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:48 PM
Author: henna parlour



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: purple big field

You don’t need to change much to describe what the waitress thought would happen:

“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, bar spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to suck dongs

But he keeps on forgetting “Daddy” told him not to frown, Open wide, “Daddy” is Oh so proud

He opens his mouth, but the tears won’t stop flowing down

He's choking how, “Daddy” ain’t joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!”

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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole



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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: Irate mahogany ladyboy university

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Date: January 8th, 2023 2:16 PM
Author: purple big field

I am a big Spaceporn fan and know he has never done anything illegal.

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Date: January 8th, 2023 2:18 PM
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Date: January 8th, 2023 2:46 PM
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Date: January 8th, 2023 5:32 PM
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Date: January 9th, 2023 5:13 AM
Author: crystalline dopamine

JFC

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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: Lavender razzmatazz doctorate partner



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Date: February 24th, 2023 1:27 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2023 10:51 AM
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Date: October 8th, 2023 1:38 PM
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Date: October 8th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole



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Date: January 8th, 2023 5:31 PM
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Date: January 9th, 2023 12:16 AM
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Date: January 9th, 2023 12:19 AM
Author: stimulating kink-friendly hall

Look

If you had one shot, or one opportunity

To squanch everything you ever wanted

One moment

Would you capture it or just let it slip?



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole



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Date: January 9th, 2023 4:54 AM
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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:12 AM
Author: Lavender razzmatazz doctorate partner

Snap! back to reality

Oh, there goes gag reflex

Oh, there goes 'sketti, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no

He won't have it, he knows he's shooting these ropes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45762826)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 9:28 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2023 9:21 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2023 1:05 PM
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Date: February 26th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole

i am the OP of this thread. not flame, i made the eminem association, made this thread then started listening to lose yourself for the first time in years, then went down an eminem rabbit hole and i'm now a STAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45983949)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 6:37 PM
Author: drab sex offender trump supporter

my bum's been squanched, i'm wondering why

i came in to play at all

daddy's feeding me a hot dog

and trying to feel my hole

even if he wasn't a pedo gay

still his dick sure would be small

now he's behind me

and it's all gone bad

it's all gone bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45994191)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 10:52 PM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole



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Date: February 28th, 2023 6:21 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2023 9:47 AM
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Date: March 26th, 2023 9:49 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2023 6:31 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole



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Date: October 6th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: Insane Zippy Degenerate

(Verse 1)

Yo, it's the legal life, palms are sweaty, case is heavy,

There's justice on the line already, client's nervous, but on the surface, they look calm and ready,

To drop bombs, but they keep on forgettin', what they wrote down,

The whole firm goes so loud, they open their mouth, but the words won't come out,

They're chokin', how, judges jokin' now, time's up, over, blaow!

(Chorus)

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,

(Verse 2)

The case is escaping, through this firm that you're shaping,

But you're focused, determined, this moment, you won't waste it,

You're ready to fight, with all your legal might,

To win the battle, 'cause this case is your saddle,

You ride it, never hide it, in the courtroom, you're the guide,

Every objection, you'll override, with your legal pride,

The jury's watching, the truth, you'll be dispatching,

In the legal game, you're the main attraction,

You'll rise above, like a legal dove,

In the end, you'll celebrate, with justice and love.

(Chorus)

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,

You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,

You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,

This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894577)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:02 PM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole

this doesn't work because it doesn't have anything about sp being a child molester or shitlaw burnout fake partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894688)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:23 PM
Author: Insane Zippy Degenerate

(Verse 1)

Look, if you had one chance, one precious boy to know,

To share every laugh, watch your wyrm grow,

Would you take it, or just let it pass by,

In the heart of the city where the sun meets the sky?

Adopted son, Asian grace, a gift so divine,

In the lawyer's arms, they intertwine,

Squanches and giggles, joyously they play,

In the warmth of the playroom, they find their way.

(Chorus)

You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,

Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,

You own it, you better never let it go,

These memories, let them forever flow,

This love is precious, a treasure you've found,

Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.

(Verse 2)

He's a lawyer in court, fighting battles so tough,

But at home, he's a dad, and that's enough,

To make every moment count, in the grandest way,

With his son by his side, cum what may.

In the quiet of night, under moon's soft light,

They share squanches and cream, in the stillness of night,

With every squanch, the bond grows strong,

In the lawyer's hands, where he truly belongs.

(Chorus)

You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,

Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,

You own it, you better never let it go,

These memories, let them forever flow,

This love is precious, a treasure you've found,

Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.

(Bridge)

Love knows no color, no boundaries, no race,

In every squanch, they find a special place,

A lawyer's busy world, in the laughter does fade,

In the innocence of childhood, memories are made.

(Chorus)

You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,

Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,

You own it, you better never let it go,

These memories, let them forever flow,

This love is precious, a treasure you've found,

Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894752)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894772)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: flesh doobsian menage prole



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Lavender razzmatazz doctorate partner



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