Rewrote Eminem's "Lose Yourself" but changed the line to "bar spaghetti"
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Date: January 8th, 2023 1:54 PM Author: Chartreuse Bearded Theater Weed Whacker
You don’t need to change much to describe what the waitress thought would happen:
“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, bar spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to suck dongs
But he keeps on forgetting “Daddy” told him not to frown, Open wide, “Daddy” is Oh so proud
He opens his mouth, but the tears won’t stop flowing down
He's choking how, “Daddy” ain’t joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45759592) |
Date: January 9th, 2023 12:19 AM Author: shaky regret business firm
Look
If you had one shot, or one opportunity
To squanch everything you ever wanted
One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45762116)
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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:12 AM Author: Ruddy multi-colored corner
Snap! back to reality
Oh, there goes gag reflex
Oh, there goes 'sketti, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he's shooting these ropes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45762826) |
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Date: February 28th, 2023 6:37 PM Author: comical rambunctious filthpig
my bum's been squanched, i'm wondering why
i came in to play at all
daddy's feeding me a hot dog
and trying to feel my hole
even if he wasn't a pedo gay
still his dick sure would be small
now he's behind me
and it's all gone bad
it's all gone bad
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#45994191) |
Date: October 6th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: exciting state
(Verse 1)
Yo, it's the legal life, palms are sweaty, case is heavy,
There's justice on the line already, client's nervous, but on the surface, they look calm and ready,
To drop bombs, but they keep on forgettin', what they wrote down,
The whole firm goes so loud, they open their mouth, but the words won't come out,
They're chokin', how, judges jokin' now, time's up, over, blaow!
(Chorus)
You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,
You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,
This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,
You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,
You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,
This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,
(Verse 2)
The case is escaping, through this firm that you're shaping,
But you're focused, determined, this moment, you won't waste it,
You're ready to fight, with all your legal might,
To win the battle, 'cause this case is your saddle,
You ride it, never hide it, in the courtroom, you're the guide,
Every objection, you'll override, with your legal pride,
The jury's watching, the truth, you'll be dispatching,
In the legal game, you're the main attraction,
You'll rise above, like a legal dove,
In the end, you'll celebrate, with justice and love.
(Chorus)
You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,
You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,
This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo,
You better sue yourself in the courtroom, you own it,
You better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,
This lawsuit comes once in a lifetime, yo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894577) |
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Date: October 6th, 2023 6:23 PM Author: exciting state
(Verse 1)
Look, if you had one chance, one precious boy to know,
To share every laugh, watch your wyrm grow,
Would you take it, or just let it pass by,
In the heart of the city where the sun meets the sky?
Adopted son, Asian grace, a gift so divine,
In the lawyer's arms, they intertwine,
Squanches and giggles, joyously they play,
In the warmth of the playroom, they find their way.
(Chorus)
You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,
Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,
You own it, you better never let it go,
These memories, let them forever flow,
This love is precious, a treasure you've found,
Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.
(Verse 2)
He's a lawyer in court, fighting battles so tough,
But at home, he's a dad, and that's enough,
To make every moment count, in the grandest way,
With his son by his side, cum what may.
In the quiet of night, under moon's soft light,
They share squanches and cream, in the stillness of night,
With every squanch, the bond grows strong,
In the lawyer's hands, where he truly belongs.
(Chorus)
You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,
Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,
You own it, you better never let it go,
These memories, let them forever flow,
This love is precious, a treasure you've found,
Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.
(Bridge)
Love knows no color, no boundaries, no race,
In every squanch, they find a special place,
A lawyer's busy world, in the laughter does fade,
In the innocence of childhood, memories are made.
(Chorus)
You better seize the boy, let the blood swell,
Cherish the secrets, let no one tell,
You own it, you better never let it go,
These memories, let them forever flow,
This love is precious, a treasure you've found,
Squanching away, in love, they're unbound.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5267003&forum_id=2#46894752)
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