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HS principal just called to announce that my oldest is class valedictorian

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm p...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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180
Mildly autistic ivory hunting ground
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Just chop the dick off and let do?
Submissive silver really tough guy hell
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flushed dog poop wrinkle
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Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain da...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself fo...
flushed dog poop wrinkle
  05/01/24
how about we chop off his dick ? and eye for an eye, a di...
Unhinged space
  05/01/24
no argument from me
flushed dog poop wrinkle
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Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians
Translucent regret sandwich
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Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high ...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning ...
flushed dog poop wrinkle
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Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture colum...
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He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the...
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Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was some...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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that is so fucking gay
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What college are they going to?
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Amzhers
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Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, ...
beady-eyed weed whacker
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Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.
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Congrats.
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If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their colleg...
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Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if ...
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make a guess
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I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think t...
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Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last te...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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"once-aspiring lawyer" Another one of your biza...
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I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying t...
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Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) ac...
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Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered...
Fighting carmine jewess
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Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever
Floppy Topaz Theatre
  05/01/24
He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his ...
Fighting carmine jewess
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It's just "valetorian", actually.
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Jfc lol
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EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.
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Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would ...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bo...
Vengeful insane alpha field
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To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as m...
beady-eyed weed whacker
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he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown)...
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I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe....
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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"...at an unknown Catholic school" Goes the oth...
beady-eyed weed whacker
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yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i k...
Maniacal becky famous landscape painting
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I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission c...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
  05/02/24
these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT
Crystalline native ceo
  05/01/24
The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.
Pale keepsake machete
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I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600...
Crystalline native ceo
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I got a 1290. Rate me.
Pale keepsake machete
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I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not e...
Crystalline native ceo
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Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.
Pale keepsake machete
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Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all...
Crystalline native ceo
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Wow.
Pale keepsake machete
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Beatified
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his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging...
Disgusting arousing spot
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How old do you think I am?
Pale keepsake machete
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old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down ver...
Disgusting arousing spot
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did you sleep in and miss a section?
Racy obsidian dingle berry knife
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I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.
Pale keepsake machete
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(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low s...
charcoal seedy karate university
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1290 is not low!
Pale keepsake machete
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remind me what undergrad you went to sis?
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile&q...
Crystalline native ceo
  05/02/24
So which school?
Pale keepsake machete
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Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what d...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for ...
Fuchsia legal warrant
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Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do...
Vengeful insane alpha field
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Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I fa...
Fuchsia legal warrant
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Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense
Floppy Topaz Theatre
  05/02/24
Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of y...
Fuchsia legal warrant
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I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 ...
Crystalline native ceo
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To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody kno...
Vengeful insane alpha field
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Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton dif...
Vengeful insane alpha field
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CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped...
Fuchsia legal warrant
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times are very very different from 20 years ago
Ebony Church
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congrats, brother
diverse splenetic stain
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Congrats to your child
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Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child...
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What did his mom's reaction to the news?
judgmental big-titted hospital
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She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictor...
Floppy Topaz Theatre
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i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is a...
charcoal seedy karate university
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EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.
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I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actuall...
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valevagtorian you bigot
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Cr ranking but he moved during Covid
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Congratulations. Is it true that public schooling in Hawa...
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Floppy Topaz Theatre
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did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo...
Ebony Church
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They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ev...
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They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on ...
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm probably one of the least academically-involved parents in history.

Edit: Next to my ex-wife of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626111)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ivory hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626621)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Submissive silver really tough guy hell

Just chop the dick off and let do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626123)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: flushed dog poop wrinkle



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain damage from the Lupron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626132)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: flushed dog poop wrinkle

if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself for being a failure as a father and human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626140)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Unhinged space

how about we chop off his dick ?

and eye for an eye, a dick for a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626557)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: flushed dog poop wrinkle

no argument from me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627146)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Translucent regret sandwich

Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626127)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high as grades can go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626129)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: flushed dog poop wrinkle

“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning first in self mutilation and now academic achievement. Am I a great parent or what?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626131)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling fishy set

Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture column.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626149)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: Crystalline native ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626159)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: histrionic fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: flatulent scarlet theater stage international law enforcement agency



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: dead parlour party of the first part



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: coral titillating factory reset button tanning salon



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Spruce heady faggotry

He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the school's PA system into the phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626155)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: white messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626383)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was something serious then had my son call me on speakerphone, and "announced" it to both of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626413)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy nursing home

that is so fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626495)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: white messiness



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: avocado glittery locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628302)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: Ocher Milk

What college are they going to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626157)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: drunken amethyst house

Amzhers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626160)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: flushed dog poop wrinkle



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed weed whacker

Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, but I want to hijack this thread to RAIL against the fact that high school often will have like 20 valedictorians now. It's absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626175)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed weed whacker

Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626177)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: flatulent scarlet theater stage international law enforcement agency



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Bonkers shrine useless brakes

Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626178)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: Contagious Gunner

If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their college essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626237)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Crystalline native ceo



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia legal warrant

Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if the valedictorian selection process has affirmative action for trannies of color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626370)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: sooty adventurous area yarmulke

make a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626387)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just go by GPA.

Supposing you could find a lady who would let you stick it in her, maybe you can have successful kids too idk. Given how plainly stupid you are, the odds against this outcome are astronomical, but you should try anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626425)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia legal warrant

How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think this is demonstrated by my not knowing random things like "Catholic schools use GPA for valedictorian" or are you just butthurt that I often point out that your kids are mentally ill freaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626925)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last ten years, and everything about it screams "insecure low-IQ once-aspiring lawyer."

If you reflect for two seconds you'll realize this yourself. I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid." It's like that, hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627058)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia legal warrant

"once-aspiring lawyer"

Another one of your bizarre made-up claims. I've never wanted to be a lawyer, nor suggested in any way that I've ever wanted to be one. Sort of like how you used to constantly post that I had an "atrocious academic record" or some such thing - literally just made up out of thin air; I've never posted anything positive or negative about my academic record.

"I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid.""

Yes, absolutely - like when I encounter the retards on here who are too stupid to not get outed constantly, or to not marry a literal crackhead. Wonder what life is like for these poor souls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627109)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying that from the way you write and "reason," it's obvious that you weren't a kid who was "good at school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia legal warrant

Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) actual example of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628769)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: judgmental big-titted hospital



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Fighting carmine jewess

Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered. That makes way more sense. Hawaii is about as maxed out on geodiviersity as you can get and he’s black with parents (or a parent) who can pay full sticker, so it makes sense he’d get Amherst and not HUG when they are now required to admit 60% Asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626395)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626427)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: Fighting carmine jewess

He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his Asian partner daddy in 7-8 years, bro. Damn fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626514)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: razzle jap

It's just "valetorian", actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626404)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Burgundy Mentally Impaired Sanctuary Community Account



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: drunken amethyst house

Jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626482)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed weed whacker

EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626493)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zG-ujFZbM&ab_channel=COMEALONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626550)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Crystalline native ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626635)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: concupiscible snowy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626667)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Racy obsidian dingle berry knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626820)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready trump supporter rehab

Thank you for this. I needed this laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626850)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: big pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626987)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:49 AM
Author: Vengeful insane alpha field

I'm not a transphobe and I'm a big EPAH fan. But I will admit I loled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627136)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: flushed dog poop wrinkle

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627147)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: flatulent scarlet theater stage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627221)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: razzle jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630118)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: doobsian menage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627994)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: marvelous station pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628585)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: coral titillating factory reset button tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628772)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stead queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629043)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would make shitcons ^^^ get so YSFFM?

This makes them even madder than when I observe that Drumpf is an orange retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626432)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Vengeful insane alpha field

Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bogus lawsuits even though he is an objective piece of shit who makes fun of homeless people. Tribalism is a powerful. Plus transphobia.

I'm no shitcon, so I'll say congratulations to both you and your son. That's 180, and I wish future success to both of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626501)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed weed whacker

To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as many responses though, because I'm not an xo celebrity like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626505)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: Maniacal becky famous landscape painting

he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown) of the ivy league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626491)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe. But yeah he got dinged at HYP. I'm thinking if you go to either Punahou or a public high school with those stats they let you in, but he's at an unknown Catholic school which probably counts against him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626549)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed weed whacker

"...at an unknown Catholic school"

Goes the other way.

School only matter to the extent there are more than two kids they want to accept from the school. Then you will get dinged if you're not the best of the kids at that school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626571)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Maniacal becky famous landscape painting

yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i knew a relatively normal guy when we were young who transformed into a chad before going off to harvard. definitely something in the water over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission cycle had passed for both Punahou and Iolani. That's my fault, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627061)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:08 PM
Author: Crystalline native ceo

these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626638)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626682)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Crystalline native ceo

I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600 (preferred)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626684)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

I got a 1290. Rate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626689)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Crystalline native ceo

I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not even lex after the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626692)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626701)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: Crystalline native ceo

Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626704)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626714)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Motley Boiling Water Shitlib

Beatified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626931)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Disgusting arousing spot

his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging and no one studied for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626827)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

How old do you think I am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626864)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: Disgusting arousing spot

old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down version of the test. complete retards can get a 1290 on the current one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627972)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Racy obsidian dingle berry knife

did you sleep in and miss a section?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626824)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626863)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: charcoal seedy karate university

(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low standardized testing performance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626928)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:13 AM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

1290 is not low!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627227)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

remind me what undergrad you went to sis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627063)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Crystalline native ceo

I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile" on today's bell curve is not great. Also I went to school for hard STEM, not pre-law basket-weaving. MIT and Princeton fizziks programs are a little more competitive than exploratory studies for heroin children at a LAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627245)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 7:03 AM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

So which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627249)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what do you do for work now girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628050)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia legal warrant

Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for someone like her who wanted to study hard STEM, it’s more excusable to have failed to get into a MIT/Princeton-level school, since hard STEM program admissions there are extremely competitive. She wasn’t implying that she went to MIT/Princeton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Vengeful insane alpha field

Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do Ivies admit by major? You clearly have never even sniffed a prestigious school. Yes, if you go to some state school, you might have to apply to the business or computer science major because the demand for these majors exceeds the number of seats in the classes. But that's not an issue at prestigious schools. At Stanford, classes literally cannot "fill up." If the number of students in the class exceeds the number of seats in the classroom, then they have to find a bigger classroom. The fact that you think that FizzKidd got dinged because she was applying for STEM shows that you were probably too stupid to even apply to any legitimate schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628289)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia legal warrant

Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I failed to get into a good school because I was applying for STEM,” not “I went to MIT/Princeton” as EPAH stupidly thought. I wasn’t commenting on how plausible the excuse was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628314)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628458)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia legal warrant

Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of you being a giant retard includes (among much else) the hilarious failure of basic reading comprehension you exhibited above in your reply to fizzkid. Or do you only have fairytales about my “academic record”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628692)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Crystalline native ceo

I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 school discriminates by declared major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629235)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Vengeful insane alpha field

To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody knows for sure. But given that most Ivies let you change majors any time for any reason, I doubt that they are admitting certain majors at higher rates:

https://www.ivyscholars.com/does-your-major-affect-admission/

The only exception I can think of is Penn, where admission to Wharton is much more difficult than admission to Arts and Sciences. And sorry, but if anything, being female and listing physics as your desired major gave you an enormous boost.

Assuming you are not flame, all I can say is that sucks to apply to college while Asian. Elite colleges assume that Asian applicants will have perfect SAT scores, so they basically count for nothing. You won't be admitted without some exceptional extracurriculars. At least that was the case historically. I'm going to LJL at the racists who attacked affirmative action on this bort for years who will be demanding it be reinstated once all of the Ivies are 80%+ Asian in the post-AA world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629591)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Vengeful insane alpha field

Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton different from admissions to any other major? And even if they were, then you should be doubly embarrassed for getting dinged as a female. The boost from being female in engineering/physics admission is far greater than any type of URM boost to Amherst (especially since AA is illegal now). Sorry about your tiny yellow clit, sis. (That meme doesn't work as well when directed at an Asian female, I suppose.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628301)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Fuchsia legal warrant

CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped *checks notes* “Utah State University, B.S., Environmental Studies”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627958)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:10 AM
Author: Ebony Church

times are very very different from 20 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630454)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: diverse splenetic stain

congrats, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626570)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

Congrats to your child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626620)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: bateful citrine love of her life round eye

Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child abuse. Parent is posting on a racist chat bort about his kids. Again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626698)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready trump supporter rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626991)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: judgmental big-titted hospital

What did his mom's reaction to the news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626699)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictorian?" (I wasn't, but only b/c I skipped too many classes my senior year to go down to the Colorado River to smoke cigs and drink beer with my friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627068)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: charcoal seedy karate university

i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is an AA token. if he got straight As in private school without tiger parenting in the background, he will likely excel in that environment and actually take advantage of a good liberal arts faculty. congrats brother, your kid is a scholar and you should be proud. LOL at all the seething poasters ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626932)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready trump supporter rehab

EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626986)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actually smart, but probably hadn't mentioned that it was 100% self-driven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627070)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:48 AM
Author: Erotic piazza codepig

valevagtorian you bigot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627066)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:55 AM
Author: passionate nowag

This is pretty cool

Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere Marin?

If SI very prestigious

If SH respectable

If Riordan still good but I miss Mercy

If Marin prestigious unless it’s the school with all of the Jocks in which case what did xe letter in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627137)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 AM
Author: appetizing primrose casino

Cr ranking but he moved during Covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627140)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:59 AM
Author: passionate nowag

Big island or one of the less big ones?

I’m embarrassed for not paying proper attention to detail and will Shephardize my threads going forward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627141)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 AM
Author: Clear Hairless Stage Immigrant

Congrats brother!

As the father of very small children having them graduate college seems so very far away, but I'm sure it will be here before I know it. It seems like only yesterday I myself was in college, but then I do some math and I realize that was like 30 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627149)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:18 AM
Author: Pale keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627205)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: learning disabled lodge prole

Congratulations.

Is it true that public schooling in Hawaii is very bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in the right area. Somehow it just came to be a tradition out here that if you can afford it you send your kids to private school. In retrospect I should've sent them to public schools since we live in a nice area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628056)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Ebony Church

did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo my friends are here i dont want to move to an island'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628321)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ever since they were babies. Plus they were running out of things to say when their classmates asked why their mom hadn't been around for a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628462)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Ebony Church

Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like paradise. Congrats to your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628806)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: poppy indecent mad-dog skullcap indirect expression

They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on the application?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628603)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Floppy Topaz Theatre

Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628783)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: Vengeful insane alpha field

I find it amazing that poasters on a law bort seem to be oblivious to the fact that affirmative action is now illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Lake gaped antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629606)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

Childless board shrew feels threatened by another poster's smart kid. Very weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629825)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:09 AM
Author: Ebony Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630451)