Date: October 31st, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: N904PD
JERRY: Well, according to Giuliani, the internals he’s seen say FAT!
[THE FRONT DOOR BURSTS OPEN. ENTER ELAINE, TRIUMPHANTLY WAVING A PIECE OF PAPER IN EACH HAND]
JERRY: Well, well, well what do the externals say?
ELAINE: Siena! [SLAMS ONE PAGE DOWN ON KITCHEN COUNTER] Fat! Quinnipiac [SLAMS OTHER PAGE] Fat!
[KRAMER IS SHOCKED AS ELAINE AND JERRY SCOWL AT HIM]
KRAMER: I’m telling you, my internals say NO FAT! [TO ELAINE] Wait, what are those? [KRAMER GRABS AT SOME PAPERS IN ELAINES PURSE, A STRUGGLE ENSUES. KRAMER GRABS ONE AND OTHERS GO FLYING]
ELAINE: No!
KRAMER: [READING, SMIRKING] Monmouth! Nooooooooo faaaaaaaat! [SLAMS PAGE ON COUNTER]
[ELAINE COWERS AS JERRY THROWS HIS HANDS UP]
[GEORGE PICKS UP A PAPER FROM THE FLOOR AND LOOKS AT IT QUIZZICALLY]
GEORGE: DOO-PA labs, huh? No fat, but [PAUSE, THEN RUSHED] protein source is 90 percent human semen!?
[OUTRO MUSIC]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621643&forum_id=2#48262228)