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Best excuse to call out of work short notice thats solid, that isnt "family"
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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:40 PM Author: just look at it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800202) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Why wouldn't you just say you're sick or got food poisoning? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800204) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:44 PM Author: just look at it Food poisoning = solid timeline for when ur back, thats bad Just saying "sick" isnt enough, you need a good phrase |
Date: March 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Jacking off to YouTube videos about low birthrates Hooker OD'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800203) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: upstanding citizen Need to beat off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800206) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:54 PM Author: famous nerds online medically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800232) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Penis Six Nine muh water heeter done flooded muh cellar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800231) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:05 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; This literally happened to me Friday (downstairs waterline into bathroom, but same basic fact pattern) and I was getting emails from my boss all morning as if he expected that it was a simple 10 minute call to the plumber. Had to explain to him that we had to move all the shit out of the adjacent room under duress and then get out the shopvac and de-humidifier and fans and it was going to fuck up our whole weekend. He seemed unsympathetic and disgusted by my middleclassness and Prole Goy Mr. Fixit instincts, but eventually fucked off that afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800258) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Depends on who is receiving your message. “I tested positive for COVID” would work perfectly in many circumstances, especially if a one-off.
“A last minute appointment at a [specialists medical office] opened up and I need to take it.” Would work well if you’re an otherwise responsible white collar professional who wants to play hooky on a nice spring day. |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:08 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; Sick kid and wife has always been my go to, but can’t use it more than once a year. Perfect mental health day excuse IME, and one of the rare situations where female bosses can be genuinely better than guys. Obvs can’t have like a major issue popping off, but can totally get away with pushing out a whole day of calls, and if you do it on a Thursday you can usually push them to Monday the following week, but have to really know the clients and other “stakeholders” on your side to play it that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800266) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:09 PM Author: metaphysical geniusness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800268) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:16 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Uttering the words “stomach bug” is an annual ticket. Redeemable November through mid-March on a slow week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800296) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:22 PM Author: fulano guy bosses really can be bizarrely dickheaded about this stuff. "I haven't used a single sick day in 37 years" is a pretty common crabmentality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800315) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:23 PM Author: metaphysical geniusness i've told women bosses "i am having trouble sleeping" and it got me out of a 2 day offsite lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800318) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Con Inc e-girl slut factory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800323) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Con Inc e-girl slut factory Say that someone broke into your house/apartment and you're dealing with the cleanup, fixing doors and locks and windows, police report, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800271) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Juan Eighty "I'm in search of the numinous" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800283) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:14 PM Author: metaphysical geniusness "in search of a replacement sub pump" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800287) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: hung stud "I am dealing with a 'Saxon Ratliff' situation" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800289) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) “I am out of the office today.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800306) |
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Date: March 31st, 2025 4:20 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) this is hemmingwayian "for sale: baby shoes" levels of conveying something significant in a single sentence. if i had to pick one thread title to explain what xoxo is, this would be it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702768&forum_id=2#48800308) |