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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
plum giraffe depressive
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
Judgmental Meetinghouse
  12/23/25
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excitant dull stag film
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
plum giraffe depressive
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excitant dull stag film
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topaz trip jewess hall
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excitant dull stag film
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laughsome hell
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excitant dull stag film
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"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
sienna mentally impaired organic girlfriend business firm
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
180 office laser beams
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Unholy market
  12/30/25
...
excitant dull stag film
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
abnormal azn area
  12/24/25
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180 office laser beams
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Unholy market
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
Sickened Mental Disorder Lettuce
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excitant dull stag film
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Sickened Mental Disorder Lettuce
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topaz trip jewess hall
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excitant dull stag film
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tp
Glittery Telephone Station
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excitant dull stag film
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fluffy home
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excitant dull stag film
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I love cum and cocks brother
Geriatric stimulating university striped hyena
  12/23/25
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Scarlet juggernaut
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
Duck-like alcoholic plaza
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
topaz trip jewess hall
  12/23/25
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excitant dull stag film
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At-the-ready resort
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excitant dull stag film
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Judgmental Meetinghouse
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
Rose aggressive pervert
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
topaz trip jewess hall
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
Rose aggressive pervert
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
topaz trip jewess hall
  12/23/25
...
bespoke electric furnace
  12/24/25
...
boyish drab background story
  12/24/25
ran here
Unholy market
  12/23/25
...
excitant dull stag film
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
bull headed public bath deer antler
  12/23/25
...
excitant dull stag film
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...
Sickened Mental Disorder Lettuce
  12/23/25
"tp."
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/31/25
...
excitant dull stag film
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
Passionate codepig
  12/23/25
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excitant dull stag film
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Judgmental Meetinghouse
  12/23/25
...
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/23/25
...
At-the-ready resort
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
yellow charismatic feces
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
Pearly Yapping Indian Lodge
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Costumed razzle-dazzle state
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
abnormal azn area
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
topaz trip jewess hall
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
Irate floppy school
  12/23/25
...
Smoky Locus Genital Piercing
  12/23/25
tp
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
Curious unhinged kitchen
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
topaz trip jewess hall
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
insecure house
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
insecure house
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
Rose aggressive pervert
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
plum giraffe depressive
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
Rose aggressive pervert
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
plum giraffe depressive
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
Drunken Casino
  12/23/25
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Rose aggressive pervert
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
plum giraffe depressive
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
Anal Garnet Pozpig
  12/23/25
...
excitant dull stag film
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
Drunken Casino
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
Lime Multi-colored Locale Kitty
  12/23/25
Thanks!
Unholy market
  12/23/25
...
Drunken Casino
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
Rose aggressive pervert
  12/23/25
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Cordovan factory reset button
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
Rusted site
  12/23/25
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Thriller henna address candlestick maker
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
topaz trip jewess hall
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
Metal community account
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
spectacular orchestra pit
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
excitant dull stag film
  12/23/25
...
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/24/25
...
excitant dull stag film
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
lascivious aquamarine macaca
  12/23/25
tp.
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/31/25
...
excitant dull stag film
  12/31/25
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ultramarine corn cake
  01/09/26
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excitant dull stag film
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
chartreuse goal in life
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
topaz trip jewess hall
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
Mustard haunted graveyard
  12/24/25
...
abnormal azn area
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
180 office laser beams
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
sapphire mediation incel
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
Rose aggressive pervert
  12/24/25
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milky persian
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180 office laser beams
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
mint gay wizard
  12/24/25
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fluffy home
  01/14/26
...
excitant dull stag film
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
ruby faggotry partner
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
Mustard haunted graveyard
  12/24/25
tp
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/31/25
...
excitant dull stag film
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
Fear-inspiring Dragon Theater
  12/24/25
...
Amber Provocative Den
  12/24/25
...
180 office laser beams
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
bespoke electric furnace
  12/24/25
tp
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/31/25
...
excitant dull stag film
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
Lime Multi-colored Locale Kitty
  12/24/25
tp
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
Metal community account
  12/24/25
...
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/24/25
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excitant dull stag film
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
excitant dull stag film
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/30/25
...
excitant dull stag film
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
boyish drab background story
  12/24/25
"tp."
Glittery Telephone Station
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...
excitant dull stag film
  12/31/25
...
Big effete clown base
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
vermilion temple
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excitant dull stag film
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
arousing karate
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
galvanic honey-headed international law enforcement agency
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
big-titted razzmatazz menage idea he suggested
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
French Know-it-all Tank
  12/29/25
this was also boom
180 office laser beams
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
Poppy federal chapel dingle berry
  12/29/25
This.
primrose institution
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
chartreuse goal in life
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
Aqua cruel-hearted shrine foreskin
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
concupiscible ticket booth regret
  12/30/25
tp.
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
Glittery Telephone Station
  12/30/25
Inuit man
salmon exhilarant legal warrant
  12/30/25
tp
Glittery Telephone Station
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excitant dull stag film
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
Talented Cruise Ship Immigrant
  01/09/26
180^180
excitant dull stag film
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ultramarine corn cake
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excitant dull stag film
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: plum giraffe depressive

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Judgmental Meetinghouse

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: plum giraffe depressive

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: topaz trip jewess hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: laughsome hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: sienna mentally impaired organic girlfriend business firm

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: 180 office laser beams

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Unholy market

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: abnormal azn area

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: 180 office laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Unholy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Sickened Mental Disorder Lettuce

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Sickened Mental Disorder Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: topaz trip jewess hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: fluffy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Geriatric stimulating university striped hyena

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Scarlet juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Duck-like alcoholic plaza

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: topaz trip jewess hall

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Judgmental Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Rose aggressive pervert

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: topaz trip jewess hall

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Rose aggressive pervert

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: topaz trip jewess hall

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: bespoke electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537113)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: boyish drab background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537126)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Unholy market

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: bull headed public bath deer antler

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Sickened Mental Disorder Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552247)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Passionate codepig

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Judgmental Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: yellow charismatic feces

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Indian Lodge

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Costumed razzle-dazzle state

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: abnormal azn area

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: topaz trip jewess hall

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Irate floppy school

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Smoky Locus Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Curious unhinged kitchen

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: topaz trip jewess hall

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: insecure house

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: insecure house

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Rose aggressive pervert

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: plum giraffe depressive

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Rose aggressive pervert

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: plum giraffe depressive

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Drunken Casino

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Rose aggressive pervert

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: plum giraffe depressive

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Anal Garnet Pozpig

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Drunken Casino

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Lime Multi-colored Locale Kitty

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Unholy market

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Drunken Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Rose aggressive pervert

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Cordovan factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Rusted site

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Thriller henna address candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: topaz trip jewess hall

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Metal community account

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: lascivious aquamarine macaca

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: ultramarine corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: topaz trip jewess hall

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Mustard haunted graveyard

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: abnormal azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: 180 office laser beams

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: sapphire mediation incel

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rose aggressive pervert

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: milky persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: 180 office laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: mint gay wizard

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: fluffy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: ruby faggotry partner

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Mustard haunted graveyard

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Dragon Theater

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Amber Provocative Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: 180 office laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: bespoke electric furnace

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Lime Multi-colored Locale Kitty

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Metal community account

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: boyish drab background story

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Big effete clown base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: vermilion temple

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: arousing karate

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: galvanic honey-headed international law enforcement agency

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: big-titted razzmatazz menage idea he suggested

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: French Know-it-all Tank

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: 180 office laser beams

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Poppy federal chapel dingle berry

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: primrose institution

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: chartreuse goal in life

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Aqua cruel-hearted shrine foreskin

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: concupiscible ticket booth regret

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: salmon exhilarant legal warrant

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Glittery Telephone Station

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Talented Cruise Ship Immigrant

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: ultramarine corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: excitant dull stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2#49596831)