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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Vengeful location
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
stimulating state new version
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
razzmatazz mother
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Vengeful location
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
vibrant lay masturbator
  05/10/24
No
Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
spectacular whorehouse
  05/10/24
180
Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
confused cruise ship
  05/10/24
180
Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Submissive Stage Skinny Woman
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Frum lodge water buffalo
  05/10/24
180
Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Submissive Stage Skinny Woman
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Godawful athletic conference
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Red Overrated Temple Multi-billionaire
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Khaki insane pozpig
  05/12/24
...
Vengeful location
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Provocative school cafeteria volcanic crater
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
gay home lettuce
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
exciting federal orchestra pit useless brakes
  05/10/24
...
Lascivious pea-brained parlour
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
thriller halford striped hyena
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
confused cruise ship
  05/10/24
180
Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Snowy kink-friendly pocket flask
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Dead Psychic Market
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
exciting federal orchestra pit useless brakes
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
idiotic turquoise native son of senegal
  05/10/24
...
Effete Genital Piercing National Security Agency
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Mildly autistic sweet tailpipe
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Contagious Low-t Chapel
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Lemon spot
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
spectacular whorehouse
  05/10/24
...
cerebral crackhouse gaping
  05/10/24
...
Obsidian insanely creepy cuckoldry
  05/10/24
...
exciting federal orchestra pit useless brakes
  05/11/24
Kike!
Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
vibrant lay masturbator
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Razzle Frozen Love Of Her Life Kitchen
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
vigorous mediation
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Galvanic aquamarine gaming laptop forum
  05/10/24
...
Provocative school cafeteria volcanic crater
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Metal pungent meetinghouse therapy
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
rebellious twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
vigorous mediation
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Talented Alcoholic Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
vigorous mediation
  05/12/24
probably no one
Vengeful location
  05/12/24
...
Obsidian insanely creepy cuckoldry
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Rough-skinned floppy library
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Deranged really tough guy shrine
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
vigorous mediation
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Dead Psychic Market
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Deranged really tough guy shrine
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Dead Psychic Market
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Mahogany Sticky Partner Range
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
maroon demanding university double fault
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Dead Psychic Market
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Khaki insane pozpig
  05/12/24
...
Rough-skinned floppy library
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Vengeful location

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: stimulating state new version

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz mother

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Vengeful location

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: vibrant lay masturbator

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular whorehouse

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: confused cruise ship

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Submissive Stage Skinny Woman

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Frum lodge water buffalo

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Submissive Stage Skinny Woman

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Godawful athletic conference

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Red Overrated Temple Multi-billionaire

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Khaki insane pozpig

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Vengeful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Provocative school cafeteria volcanic crater

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: gay home lettuce

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: exciting federal orchestra pit useless brakes

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: thriller halford striped hyena

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: confused cruise ship

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Snowy kink-friendly pocket flask

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Dead Psychic Market

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: exciting federal orchestra pit useless brakes

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: idiotic turquoise native son of senegal

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Effete Genital Piercing National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Mildly autistic sweet tailpipe

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Contagious Low-t Chapel

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Lemon spot

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: spectacular whorehouse

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral crackhouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Obsidian insanely creepy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: exciting federal orchestra pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Iridescent Swashbuckling Box Office

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: vibrant lay masturbator

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Razzle Frozen Love Of Her Life Kitchen

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: vigorous mediation

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Galvanic aquamarine gaming laptop forum

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Provocative school cafeteria volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Metal pungent meetinghouse therapy

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: rebellious twinkling uncleanness

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: vigorous mediation

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Talented Alcoholic Scourge Upon The Earth

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: vigorous mediation

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Vengeful location

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Obsidian insanely creepy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Rough-skinned floppy library

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Deranged really tough guy shrine

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: vigorous mediation

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Dead Psychic Market

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Deranged really tough guy shrine

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Dead Psychic Market

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Mahogany Sticky Partner Range

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: maroon demanding university double fault

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Dead Psychic Market

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Khaki insane pozpig

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned floppy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)