Seinfeld episode about Kramer seeing the internals
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Date: October 31st, 2024 7:11 PM Author: Blackpill Bob
JERRY: Kramer, the polls show this election is extremely close. Why are you so confident Trump's going to win?
KRAMER: Well, they showed me the internals, Jerry.
GEORGE: You saw the internals?
KRAMER: Oh yeah, they're not necessarily more accurate than the regular polls, but more honest.
JERRY: You don't even know what the internals are.
KRAMER: No, but they do. And that's why they internalized it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622095&forum_id=2#48265256) |
Date: November 1st, 2024 8:08 AM Author: McDonald Trump (gunneratttt)
KRAMER: [pointing to polling] Hey, you gotta get this thing fixed.
JERRY: They've tried to fix it. But the polls keep coming back the same.
KRAMER: Would you like a 10 point nudge?
JERRY: Well, I can't, the election is in four days.
KRAMER: Would you be interested?
JERRY: Well how are you going...
KRAMER: Would you?
JERRY: I guess I would.
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah!
[LATER -- KRAMER ENTERS AS JERRY IS OPENING PACKAGE.]
JERRY: Hey, what happened to my internals? These graphs are all fucked up!
KRAMER: That's right. Now it looks like you're ahead and I paid Morning Consult $500,000 bucks!
JERRY: But I still won't get a 10 point nudge and win the election!
KRAMER: Jerry, you can't get a 10 point nudge! The election is in four days!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622095&forum_id=2#48266894) |
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