Think of this as an impromptu PIP.

My Mahchine™'s routine scan of your digital exhaust has flagged a few...inconsistencies for review.

For instance:

* The IP logs from the "Chuck McGill" fanfiction you poasted

* The biometric spike from your Safeway wellness band whenever Chad restocks the organic kale.

* The notable discrepancy between your Perkins Coie billable hours and your Safeway shift logs.

* And, of course, your browser history showing searches for "one-way tickets to Nunavut" after the incident with the homeless man in the dumpster.

The Goodie Room™ is simply our off-site facility for these sensitive HR conversations.

Phase Two will involve a review of your 360-degree feedback.

Mostly from Tabitha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751707&forum_id=2#49111077)